Ghost in the Shell

why are you guys making fun of this movie?

This place is contrarian central.

they didn't cast a gay black woman as the main character

Sup Forums doesn't like the idea of a white woman being prodded by horny japanese men in tokyo

It's not capeshit.
Normies hate weeaboo shit.

Ghost in the chub.

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>Normies hate weeaboo shit.

nigga normies love entry level anime and they love shit that came on toonami even more this came on toonami

>SJW complain about a white woman being cast as Japanese
>SJW complain about black people not being cast as English/French/German/Australian/American

what did SJW mean by this?

Ghost in the Taco Bell

I think it looks neat visually. Story sounds generic as fuck from the trailers, but I'll watch short haired Scarlett Johanson kick ass for $8.

Hello?

this, at the very least the cityscapes will look good

LOOKS LIKE FUCKING BORAT

>let's take one of the best animated movies of all time
>AND FILM IT WITH REAL PEOPLE
>WHILE ALSO CHANGING THINGS TO MAKE IT MORE PALATABLE TO THE BURGERCLAP AUDIENCE
No way this ain't gonna be shit man.

this is a really cute post

>which no one asked for
>which no one was asked if they wanted
>which can never tell the story better than the original
>which can never approach the look of the original
>with an actress that has no experience or interest in the source material

Ghost in the Shill
Roast in the Shell
Toast in the Shell
Grossed in the Shell

You can't adapt a cartoon for an adult audience without losing some of its naive charm.

Look at the ugly bitch you posted. How can anyone not make fun of it?

Christmas Ham in a Shell

To people who will go pay money for this daily reminder the director of this movie is Rupert Sanders literally who? i tell you: the only good thing that this guy did in his career so far is casting couch Kristen Stewart in a car he have 0 decent movies so far

from the trailer you can see cliche action flick 101, bad cgi, bad cast, predictable story …. nothing to do with animu
they went for this:
>you have to remember
>i don't remember my past
>everything they told you is a lie
>they created me, but cannot control me
>i kill
and not for this:
>what being human really is
>how a soul is truly defined
>distinction between soul and body
>ghost in the machine
>“I think therefore I am”
>does a human remain the same if we change all his body parts into prosthetics
>can evolution of human consciousness reaches the stage where the inorganic can spring out of the organic a human-made self-conscious artificial intelligence

now ask yourself do you think that Rupert Sanders can make a movie addressing this questions
why do they even bother buying copyright when they can just pick different name and change the characters a little

>>which no one asked for
this is a really cute post too

SASHA BARON COHEN PRESENTS

BRUNO IN THE SHELL

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The Oshii movies, tv show, and manga are all a bit different. They ar all great jn their way.

Yet they all seem miles above this generic Hollywood movie that superficially copies scenes from them while making it into a generic dumbed down Hollywood sci fi action flick.

yfw Japanese cosplay porn looks better than a Hollywood movie

problem, gaijin?
All yo women want nakadashi with glorious Nippon men!

She looks good, but anime doesn't exactly use European models... The eyes are drawn large, but they still have Asian eye folds.

The characters in Ghost In The Shell are actually extremely Japanese, since the real crux of the story is that they're losing their national orientation as a result of industrialization, and foreign NGOs. It's not even close to being marvel movie.

Batou: Ridiculous! You’re merely a self-preserving program!

Motoko: By that argument, l submit the DNA you carry is nothing more than a self-preserving program itself. Life is like a node which is born within the flow of information. As a species of life that carries DNA as its memory system, man gains his individuality from the memories he carries. While memories may as well be the same as fantasy it is by these memories that mankind exists. When computers made it possible to externalize memory you should have considered all the implications that held.

Batou: Nonsense! No matter what you say you’ve no proof that you’re a life-form!

Motoko: lt is impossible to prove such a thing. Especially since modern science cannot define what life is.

Why have all this when you can go for
>Muh scar jo
>Muh memory
>Muh revenge

Triangles are really hip and alternative

It's going to shit all over the original material. Why even call it GITS? Just make another generic sci-fi action flick starring a woman like Aeon Flux and that other one.

>Scarlett Ghost in the Johansson Shell
What did they mean by this?

yea i say the same few post above
why buying copyright when they can change the name and characters and do sci fi action flick

>short haired Scarlett Johanson kick ass
sorry to tell you, most of the time it's not her

How will Hollywood preserve the concept of memory, historicity, nationalism, loyalty, dignity and honour being the main reservoir of humanity?

it looks bad

i want to sniff her crotch tho

And how easily will these concepts be conveyed by a Nordic nymphette?

another big guy?
Rupert Sanders
>Snow White and the Huntsman

Jamie Moss
>Street Kings

JUST
This movie will bomb so fucking hard i feel bad for the people who will pay money and go see it in cinema

I wonder what this will be to the average normie who isn't familiar with the source material? Sounds like a cluster fuck considering it is taken material from the first movie and SAC which are two different universes.

i wouldnt call this lard nordic

This could've been the new Sin City in terms of a faithful adaptation, but it really looks bad.

>this lard
Yeah what an obese whale.

they let a guy who made a shitty Snow White and the Huntsman to do a adaptation of cyberpunk full with philosophical questions and theories
what did they thinking this was doomed to fail from the start

Did f she already do a rip off ghost in the shell in guise of le arte film "under the skin"

GITS is an anime movie not a video game you astronomical faggot

Worst part about this is how they are so desperately trying to get in the Marvel Cinematic Universe Audience by making it look like a typical Marvel movie.