See this lot aggressively walking towards you

>See this lot aggressively walking towards you
>you are unarmed

What do?

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bend over and spread my boi pucci

Nothing

1 - pssh, nothin personnel kid
2 - Tip my hat and wish him a happy day in The United Caliphate
3 - Tip my hat and wish him a happy bedding ceremony of his 9 year old daughter
4 - Nothing because I'm a fucking coward

Ask when their album drops

Leave England

>>you are unarmed
Unlikely.

>mfw i have a massive beard and blend in
Ive already tried this out in western sydney years ago im safe

>not joining the beard master race

If youre trained in some kind of way. youre always armed. And i dont see these types often to be honest, not even here in cologne.

Reach in my pocket and grab my emergency bacon stash.

5 bomb mosques - allah

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Tell them Saracens are not welcome in this part.

tell them skirts are for girls and call them fags

[spoiler] they all look nice [/spoiler]

Why am I unarmed? Did they steal my gun?

>he didn't memorize sections of the qoran for moments like this

The Religion of Peace - 5:21
Where Allah the Women At? - 3:05

Walk the dinosaur

"Look honey, those are traditional Lononistaners come to enrich us. If anything happens tell the police we were attacked by white supremacists."

Why are people afraid of bantering muzzies back to hell? Are people so bad with their words? Every muzzie I've met I've managed to make them spaz out and go nuts just by talking back to them about their beliefs and letting them know racism is a commie meme. I keep a cool head and they end up telling and screaming like it's another Shoah. I don't need to protest Muslims, they're doing a good enough job of making themselves hated as it is.

So if I saw that group walking towards me Id relish the opportunity to make another group of naive muzzies butthurt with my red pilled words. You guys should try it. It's pretty fun.

>live in US
>have concealed carry

Smile and nod, boys. Smile and nod

Wonder how I wound up in a third world country

*unsheathe a katana*

>unarmed

Not in the States, Nige.

Run toward them, screaming "Allahu Akbar!!!" and reaching inside my jacket like I'm looking for the detonator button.

Carefully step around the piles of shit they left on the sidewalk as I continue on my way home.

*Conjures katana of souls*
Bet you did expect this
*Teleport behind them*
*Finish them all in one swift hit*
Nothing personel kid

Challenge them to a dance off.

Keep on walking. That cunt in the middle is Anjem Choudary, and those hangers-on aren't going to start a random fight with their prophet in the middle of it.

But you'd better believe I'd kill every single last one of them if I could get away with it.

mohammad was not mad
aisha was a big girl
I will kill my kuffar parents last
my big fat daily ramadan feast

>that ass shot on brown pants
Are you CIA?

Ask if I can join their secret club

gonna show them my bacon

Make fun of them then proceed to walk with caution as I approach the next favela.

Deus veult

4 u

fart and keep on walking through them as if i did not

pull the ol crop duster on em lucky im a fast walker

Suddenly yell "ALLAHU ACKBAR" and start running toward them.

On their way or coming back from mosque.
They're not the cunts you'd worry about.
Say ari lads. Banging your sis, Mahmood btw.
Run like fuck.

>dat whey protein in the background

Pull out the .22 rifle I keep in my asshole

Turn 360 and walk away

>>you are unarmed

>implying

Start drawing mohammed

Nothing because Farage will surely help us.
Oh wait...

> Where Allah the Women At?

>not having a rocket launcher up there
are you even trying?

Does kielbasa count as weapon? Because if not I will attack them with my pork kielbasa.

Doctor says I need to lighten my arseinal.

>you are unarmed
no

Do you memorize parts of the Koran just in case you have to recite it?

thats nonsense man
alex jones sells reinforced asshole casings that are designed for a heavy arsenal

I am a atheist, science and reason are my weapons, and I am never unarmed.
I am a hunter, ignorance and religion is my prey.
They never had a chance.

Dancing on Infidel Corpses 7:47

Knock on the nearest Orangemans door and tell him to round up the lads, we've got some tenants to evicts, and some landlords to have a word with

I work at GNC. Don't need to carry but god dammit is the fawrth of joo-ly

What's Finlands obsession with knives?

Wake up from my bad dream and realize that I'm not in the UK nor am I unarmed.

Regret not having some bacon on me .

I'm always armed...

>you are unarmed
>in Ohio

Haha not bloody likely.

Me...unarmed. Nice try britbong.

>not having a spray bottle full of pigs blood
>CURRENT YEAR
its like you are asking to be jihaded

Knives are always handy no matter the situation.

Cross the streat

You lads are insane too.

Cut their welfare money and watch them self-deport.

This is my average walk to the grocery store.

I would say As-salamu alaykum while eating a peace of bacon.

What is it with finns and knives ffs you're worse than corsicans.

Fight to the death with my bare hands. These sandniggers looks like fat hipster pussies desu. I think I can take on most of them.

Walk right through. My "kebab removal" aura will handle the rest.

Charge and beat the shit out of them. They are obviously cowards since they are muslim.

Eat my bacon sandwich.
Walk right on through, and watch them part.

Catch me in the Hadith 11:13

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Not All Mulsims 2:34

Top kek
Had a good one from that
Thanks dutchbro

Summon the Sikhs for aid

Keep walking in a straight line and if one gets in my way tell him to move. Bitches are taking up the whole footpath.

Checked

what a fucking embarrassment you are

no one in the states says bloody, especially the midwest

>Where Allah the Women At?

Holy shit.

That Anjem and his mob? Think he's due to stand trial at the end of the month

*unleashes katana*
You're fucking dead.
*teleports behind them*
NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO??!??
*kills them*
Pfh, easy.
*puts earphones in his ears*
Bye bye.
*walks away*

>lmgtfy.com/?q=not bloody likely meme

Welcome to 4chins, m8.

>in Texas
>unarmed

Slit be talkin shit, hit that bitch in the lip-4:34

I menacingly whip out my huge Hungarian Pork Salami.

Raise my index finger and start shouting allahu akbar. They'll join in, but little do they know what I was mocking them all along!

Asalaamu alaykum brothers, are you on your way to mosque? Insh'Allah I will join you.

"kuss em allaah"

"Long live Syria al-Assad. Gas the Salafists, death to the House of Saud."

how you doing my ese's? c u @ da cali-fet

shout allah akbar

trowh my bag at them

Release the attack dogs myself and my British nationalist bros have specially trained. Improvise weapons quickly and have my patrol assist our poor animals who were attacked by violent muzzie dog haters.

>kuss means shut the fuck up in Hungarian

...

you thought you could escape my blade.. facist....?
*draw katana and coran*
ahaha.... YOU didnt exept this.. did you?
*sharp my blade, and my soul, preparing it to eat yours..*
well.. looks like you're not like in real life, racist, hue?
*proceed to place my trusty fedora on my head*
well, you should have listen .. expect us.. we legion.. we no forgive.. no forget..
*cut you in one peace with my السيف المقدس*
no one shall be mysoginist under my sight unymore.. *sigh* well, you r no tuff, like i expected

turn 360 degrees

proceed to laugh because they're all 5'5 and im 6'2 175lb boxer