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11/15 - Alaska FC 135: Bryant vs. Matavao
11/16 - Bellator 188: Pitbull vs. Weichel 2
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11/18 - UFC Fight Night 121: Werdum vs. Tybura
11/22 - VFC Fight Night: Waterloo
11/24 - ONE FC 65: Immortal Pursuit
11/25 - Cage Warriors 89: Moore vs. Cerili
11/25 - UFC Fight Night 122: Bisping vs. Gastelum
12/01 - Glory 48 New York: Vannostrand vs TBA
12/01 - The Ultimate Fighter 26: Finale
12/01 - Bellator 189: Budd vs Blencowe 2
12/02 - UFC 218: Holloway vs. Aldo 2
12/08 - TKO41: Champions
12/08 - Invicta FC 26 - Maia vs Niedźwiedź
12/08 - LFA 28: Cutts vs. Willis
12/09 - ONE FC: Warriors of the World
12/09 - UFC Fight Night: Swanson vs. Ortega
12/09 - Bellator 190: Carvalho vs. Sakara
12/09 - Glory Redemption: Verhoeven vs Ben Saddik

News:
>Emil Meek: Kamaru Usman bout is ‘not looking very bright’ due to visa issues
mmafighting.com/2017/11/15/16657008/emil-meek-kamaru-usman-bout-is-not-looking-very-bright-due-to-visa-issues

>Takanori Gomi, four others released by the UFC
mmafighting.com/2017/11/15/16656050/five-fighters-released-ufc

>Referee Marc Goddard breaks silence on Conor McGregor situation at Bellator 187
mmafighting.com/2017/11/14/16651618/referee-marc-goddard-breaks-silence-on-conor-mcgregor-situation-at-bellator-187

>ABC president Mike Mazzulli says UFC pulled Conor McGregor from UFC 219; McGregor’s agent denies it
mmafighting.com/2017/11/14/16647960/abc-president-mike-mazzulli-says-ufc-pulled-conor-mcgregor-from-ufc-219-mcgregors-agent-denies-it

>Anderson Silva releases statement following failed USADA drug test
mmafighting.com/2017/11/14/16653808/anderson-silva-releases-statement-following-failed-usada-drug-test

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Which WMMA fighter are you hoping nip slips next?

Would you adopt a pet roo, /heem/?

What are the Goddard vs McGregor odds?

Floyd bless

Reem retirement incoming

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Thank You!

>Jon says instead of drinking at bars he would drink red bull

>realize when i dont get drunk im constantly drinking caffeine

Am I going to be the natty GOAT?

Kangaroos are fucking useless, shoulda got a koala

Juliana pena or cat

I kind of like this meme desu. Pretty innocent and even if its ironic it's still a thanks and I quite like informative OP's

>inb4 "lol op doesn't matter bud but I rush to make one every time"

Colby Cannington got punked out by /ourguy/ Werdum

Oh god Ostovich weigh in HNNNNNGGGG

I like you buddy. You want a hug?

We dcbros are just trying to encourage good OP's and show appreciation to the ones that make them. It's all fun, thanks for sharing your thoughts!

Show me please

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I am very happy for him also

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AYOOO FORM VOLTRON!

*skips away*

YEAHHHHHHH

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

really makes u think

makes me think you have too many pictures of that saved

Has anyone been able to work marks and smarks alike harder than /ourguy/ Colby?

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Schaub will be better off down the road.

no this

youtu.be/8-13DGAtnvI

what's this?

Oh I agree 100%

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It's a kit for TFATK 3D

*skit

>DJ bout to make big money defeating a white hope (TJ) and solidify himself as the GOAT
>Tyron bout to humiliate Nate and then fight GSP and Conor next year

Black excellence, baby! My boys are going to have a great 2018.

The way Schaub talked about Costa confirmed his homosexuality.

Kek, werdum threw a Boomerang at Colby and he walked away in fear and pulled his cellphone out and started being a louth mouth after that. Colby got exposed for being a bitch. Shit, Im dissapointed

>haha I'm so gay look

That thing is going to fuck up a neighbor pet.

What is it with red necks and illegally keeping exotic pets?

Ausperg, have you personally witnessed any roo violence?

thats Schaubs fingers in Callens ass

lmao link?

Worse. They make these kinds of overly homosexual comments because they see that as edgy and weird. They're homophobes, plain and simple. Homophobes hiding behind the shield of acting homo.

If Callen is the kid and schaub is sticking his fingers up his bum, doesn't that make schaub a pedo?

That sounds stupid as fuck my man

>Supporting the illegal pet industry.
I'm not a filthy chinaman thank you very much.

>pathological liar and bullshitter
>50 year old man child
>no job silver spoon kid

If it weren't for the podcast do you think schaub would even speak to him?

look into it

>threw a Boomerang
Not sure I've ever heard this phrase

It's stupid but it's right.

Probably not. In the episodes my friends forced me to listen to Brendan always treated him like a bitch.

If Colby would have went after werdum that would have made him my favorite fighter right now bar none. Bringing back the days of Nick Diaz getting into a fight at the hospital after he already fought

he hit him with that 1 2 combo no biscuit

honestly Callen is really lucky to be apart of cool shit like fight companions, he really has no redeeming qualities

That was scummy af tho, Diaz suck

He said Nate was a bad match-up for Conor at 196 and all the buffoons in the room laughed him down.

Joe Riggs is a bitch.

Listen to the beginning minute of this show. Brian doesn't even bother to show up on time to his own podcast and schaub and the guest immediately start shit talking him.

youtu.be/tlVp7xYHc8w

>Werdum being a literal woman throwing shit and starting a fight with ANOTHER man half his size

He's a pussy

He threw a shoe at Diego as well, dudes a kid

That was fucking hilarious, him and Joe Riggs both beat each other so badly they have to go the hospital and Nick decides it's round 4.

>"I I texted him asking why he was late he said he ran into traffic. I just texted back 'dude, you're 50."

Reminder that all Colby fans are cringe worthy mandrama autists. They like Colby because he does wrestling, he's a heel and he talks racist shit because it appeals to their low IQ redneck brains. If you judge Colby his fighting style and record he is a boring nobody. I mean the guy was getting lit the fuck up by Maia before he gassed, how will he survive T-Wood's bombs? He will be hospitalized possibly even CTE'd beyond repair. I feel sorry for you autists and your new white hope.

>"what goes up must come down, it's a rule of biology"
What did chael mean by this?

>tfw Ortega would lose every fight on TUF because there would be no 3rd round for him

>he's still mad that Colby beat Dong Hyun Kim

Get over it!

>posting it again
This is woodley on a proxy right?

sounds like he's had a few boners in his day

Good post
kek did he say this
I guess that's the problem when you try and make everything sound elaborate and fascinating.

benis

Can't believe I lost 50 quid

You're right 100%

No it's some chick whose butthurt all the azn women are getting whited

Actually it wasn't a good post

PRANKED

did you have 400 on Lauzon lad?

>implying twood isn't mandrama tier for calling everyone who doesn't like his boring fights racist
>Same dude who begs other fighters to knock off his contenders for him
>The same dude who says "This nigguh doesn't deserve a titleshot after beating a contender" when he got his after sitting for a year on the bench sobbing about "muh titleshot"
swing and a miss you filthy abo

Chink, fucking auto correct

What's a quid anyway? Is it like saying a buck?

Yes...

>phoneposting
Which ban are you evading?

I'm never leaving my island and going to your island. You're the same people just with shittier weather, why would I? You're old, dad.

Oh, hey Colby

I'm just here to remind you that i could armbar every single person in this thread without an issue.

Montana Stewart is a babe lads, shes like a gazelle

If Colby hadn't talked shit nobody would know who he is and that's an absolute fact. This is how you know the fighter that you're rallying behind is a bum. Colby fans are even worse than Conor fans because at least Conor is flashy, has a unique fighting style and knocks people out in speculator fashion. Colby has nothing and he can't even trash talk properly, he thinks insulting an entire country and calling people 'filthy animals' is witty and good trash talk.

Also:
>a filthy fucking leaf

>getting worked by the truth
the truth always hurts

I got robbed, 50 is a lot of money for me

Yeah it's just a pound

I'm Anthony Perosh bro I'd heem you flat

>I got robbed
>50 is a lot of money for me
Sounds like you're in a sticky wicket

>He doesn't phonepost

Well that was bloody rude wasn't it

will Woodley ever recover?

>#TwoFaceTyrone

oh shit fightu leaky

He's as two-faced as they come.
Woodley fans aren't real mma fans anyway, they don't even want to see a fight cause their boy might get hurt..

Does Chuck Liddell have the worst CTE ever?

this "Tyrone" shit is childish.

Tell it to your Tumblr blog, faggot.

>you now remember Chuck has an accounting degree from UC-Berkeley

t. LaDarius

>implying he could complete that course today

Who should our boy Al fight next?