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9/11

anime

I'm a father guys :)

I cen sea ya tets

slags

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>BUT IS ISN'T ALIVE!!!

fake and gay

need a Tartar huntress gf

should be grim but I'm a fan

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done this but in the south

LOVE cycling and kayaking down rivers/canals
so pleasant

cringed at every post in this thread

>he thinks that's a human foetus

>i'm not the one that posted a video of it. just voiced my opinion. which triggered absolutely everyone in this thread because they are literally robots who spew automated phrases on command the second someone posts against the grain(the definition of triggered by the way). it would be attention seeking if it were bait, but it's really not.

>will i change anyones opinion? maybe. maybe not. do I have anything better to do? no. am I enjoying watching these spastic manchildren get triggered because somebody told them manipulating disabled children is wrong? immensely.

I'm envious of all the canals the UK has
I'd love to rent a canal boat for a few months and travel all around

Women who get abortions should serve hard prison time

cute 7 year old

>mother! is actually a film about mass immigration to the West.
>Bardem is Merkel
>JLaw is white Europe
>The Acolytes are pakis and niggers
>The little baby is the Rotherham 1400

woah, really makes one ponder

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Boring old twat

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>this is what lefties want to import in to our country
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literally is

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>brits think they invented modern computers
>because a homosexual child toucher made a giant decryption machine during ww2
???

>buxom wench

my favourite kind of wench

works if you do it occasionally, not if you do it in every thread every day

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>american women

>no. am I enjoying watching these spastic manchildren get triggered because somebody told them manipulating disabled children is wrong? immensely.
mate you literally posted two paragraphs, you're the triggered one

>child toucher
erm

Can you self harm to get sick days off work but not have it on your personal record

>chirp CHIRP fedora
>CHIRP REDDIT
>SQUAWK GO BACK
>SQUUUUUUUUUAWK NEWFAG NEWFAG

She robbed an old granny. Scum

nah
you went too far

>homosexual child toucher
don't need to repeat yourself

filter the word .webm and .gif because of you
all gays are pedos

creasing

There's a bit more to it than just that. Here's a small selection.

you severely overestimate the intellect of the average /brit/poster

The average rorke with his goldfish memory can't remember what he was doing 10 minutes ago

>unsourced google image results are my proof.

>all gays are pedos
ah yes it's the paki who thinks that just because most paedophiles are gay, it means that all gays are paedophiles
VERY small brain

get me out of this country of cowards

all jews and american expats

just got id'd for a pair of fucking scissors

a fucking blunt pair of £1 scissors

forgot to take my ID out with me so they refused to sell it me

I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT NANNY STATE BIG BROTHER 1984 TIER COUNTRY

AS SOON AS I GET ENOUGH MONEY TOGETHER I AM LEAVING THIS DREARY GODAWFUL SHITHOLE AND NEVER COMING BACK

>all jews and american expats

prove it.

getting ghosted lads

almost brushed hands with my female friend as we were walking down the hall. am I gonna make it lads?

I accumulated over 30 (You)s in six posts. That's triggered.

No.

can't fake this
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>punch a man

>5 years in max security on assault

>embezzle £20 million, bankrupting a company, costing several jobs and moving it in to an untoucheable offshore bank account

>2 years in a min security holiday resort

explain this

gays aren't paedos but they're just as bad aha

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>ah yes because it's reacting to stimuli it's alive

The raging bull has perished

youtube.com/watch?v=8uImxYINTew

RIP

nice tinfoil hat, I'm just back from a 3 week holiday first time on /brit/ since. it's a common thought on Sup Forums

>thought this was a meme
>just looked up the law for myself
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA

>sell a bit of drugs to feed the family
10 years
>shag a child's arse
2 years at best

fuck the justice system

imagine coming to /brit/, Sup Forums, on Sup Forums, to complain about right-wingers

lmao how old are you lad?

the american page on that is so large it's actually four seperate wiki pages so I can't post it all

Never said it was fake, just said it's not human.

listening to the deus ex soundtrack

Definition of sentient

1 :responsive to or conscious of sense impressions

a frail business type doesn't need heavy security

don't feel like it

me following lei feng's example

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He was a rapist cunt who took dives.

fuck him

>if it isn't human it's okay to kill things

lavezzi seems like a good lad

lol

>britannia used to own the world
>now you can't even own a sharp object
JUST

>
Definition of sentient

>1 :responsive to or conscious of sense impressions

t. vegan bender

22

according to the guy serving me they have to ID you if you look like you could be under 25, i've got a beard ffs

bought this 'hot dog' in Hamburg last night lads and received this
what the fuck is that all about

take your italophobe hatred elsewhere

v. cute video

youtube.com/watch?v=VcLuv54vzYQ
stellar post
>dictionary is wrong

merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sentient

remember the /r9k/ thread where that guy was panicking after he sexually assaulted his 13 year old cousin?

'magine if I actually had to come into contact with my female friends hand. god, the possibilities

Where did I say it was okay to kill things.

You seem to be reading things that aren't there. Get help, boy.

r u racist to cute english boys
asking for a colleague

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Thanks Blair/Barbara Rochestein

hmm
aren't most acid attacks done by muslims who've been here for generations

>Notably, while male homosexuality was illegal in Britain until the latter half of the 20th Century, lesbianism was not outlawed because (so legend has it) Queen Victoria refused to believe women would actually do such things and persuaded the Prime Minister of the time to remove references to it from the Act. In truth, as a constitutional monarch, the Queen did not have the power to overrule parliament. Had she tried, there would have been political uproar. There is belief, however, that parliament themselves omitted lesbianism in case including it gave women ideas.
tickles my pickle

absolute farce lad

did you just assume my gender?

mind filling me in?

*unzips*

Like 70yo men?

chinese sounds like an american speaking very broken japanese/korean

yes

Playing Tales of Androgyny on my phone again

just got mouthraped by a harpy because i used agility as a dump stat and now she keeps cumming down my throat and regaining all her HP whenever i come close to killing her

Yeah mate

Haven't washed my hair with shampoo in a year

I got ID'd for BBQ tongs once. I just dropped them on the floor of the shop and walked out leaving all my shopping on the till. In retrospect don't know why I was so fucking angry. But I was absolutely incensed with rage at the time.

n-no.

good lad

boycott shampoo!
demand the REAL poo!

Queen was lesbo.