Want to get into soccer (football)

>want to get into soccer (football)
>have chosen Liverpool as my club

Now what do I do?

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Get dissapointed

prepare for a lifetime of heartbreak

watch bill shankly documentaries and dream of the glory days to ignore the pain of >our current mediocrity

Crap, does Liverpool literally never win? I chose them because a dear uncle that passed away, was a fan of them

they win
they're just not a dynasty anymore

You choose well for a rollercoaster of emotions

this will help

How did your Uncle die? did he[spoiler] slip[/spoiler]?

go to /r/liverpoolfc and never come back

Liverpool win a lot, just not enough

>get hyped every year to be utterly disappointed by january
>next year la's
>wait for the updates of the Javi Martinez situation all summer
>drink a bowl of bleach,
>carve your eyes out

and also, please start cheering for a less meme plastic club.

English football is great. Find a lower league side and start following them. There are a few that are pretty kino

He had a heart attack in a sauna, died in his mid 50s :(

Is it our year, la?

suffer

>tfw you have as many premier league medals as Slippy G

that sucks dude... Liverpool is unironically a great club and really does feel like a family. Just be warned that Sup Forums is pretty relentless on the Liverpool banter. Either go reddit for liverpool discussions or ignore the Hillsborough >96 posts. Making fun of hillsbourgh anywhere other than Sup Forums is not a good idea, as real liverpool fans wont take kindly to it.

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Someone post the pasta

t-the good times are coming back

Pick Everton instead. I don't support them, but just do it anyway

walk alone

Sup Forums will always hate us, they can't stand the 5 times, but that's okay, because we're always here together in match threads to support the reds

YNWA lad

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liverpool is a fucking stupid sad joke, change your team before is too late
Arsenal is the only decent team from Premier League

Does this post and image accurately represent That Liverpool Feel?

That's what Liverpool does to you, he either killed himself or the stress killed his heart.


You've made a colossal mistake.

desu its better to support a club that has its ups and downs than to support a team that wins all the time or lose all the time.
t. gladbach supporter

>Arsenal is the only decent team from Premier League
lazy bait.

You watch the MLS and support your local team no matter how shit they are. Watch the prem all you want, but pretending to have a connection to any team on the otherside of the world is stupid.

Murder some fans la. Then you’ll get your stripes.

They used to win a lot. But the last 20 years...

what is this question supposed to be?
are you taunting Liverpool fans or something?

Support a team close to you and actually go to games

Just to make it fun, pick a team from each league. Just to bandwoggin even more

you're a foreigner, just pick one between chelsea, city, barcelona or real madrid

Good choice la

I should probably mention, it's the most supported PL teams in the UK.

>turquoise: Liverpool
>red: Man U
>yellow: Arsenal
>dark blue: Chelsea
>light blue: Man City
>other colours: local teams no-one gives a shit about

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Hello, is this the /epl/ thread?

I can tell it's fake and there's supposed to be a football in his hands because the strips decorating the cup have no physics and they get fucked up near his arm.
also there's something weird on his pants and Brendan rodgers has no fingers

The fuck are you talking about? It's real

get crushed by some mob and then let them loot your corpses

If you can always be the victim Liverpool or Everton are the club for you!

Prepare the noose and watch

>picking your team
>not just being born feeling which one is your team

Find other liverpool fans then crush them to death

Pick West Ham, a lot more ups and downs but no boring mediocrity like Liverpool. They are so shit recently that anything good us a cause for celebration.

No such thing as bandwagoning losers.

West Ham are the worst. Why would you encourage someone like that?

>autistic argie

Source?

can't remember, had it saved for abut 2 years now

Justice for the 96 la

>Arsenal
>Dominating London.
Choose one

Welcome to That Liverpool Feel.

Enjoy reveling in Sup Forums's constant obsession and rage towards us

This is why I picked Chelsea. The blue goes well with our flag too.

plus ur basically russian anyway so chelski is a perfect fit

t. Autistic Messi

The gf is from Scotland lads. What team do I choose?

>conveniently forgetting he failed at chelsea

That pic doesn't make sense because this isn't Salah's first PL season.

watch liverpools europa tie against bvb... the only game i've watched whole twice

I'm sorry when did your uncle slip away?

>live in the past
yes you really are a liverpool fan

>failed

You mean not given a chance like 99% of players at Chelsea

hence failed.
>can't get a game at chelsea
>plays every game for the relegation battlers liverpool

>1 place below Chelsea
>relegation battlers

kek

What team do you support?

>below chelsea
Exactly.

> 5th out of 20
> relegation

do you not know how epl works?

>Not watching 04/05 CL final on repeat

Objectively the best game of football ever.

Liverpool 3-0 down at half time against a goat Milan team with elite players in every position. Liverpool with Gerrard as their only elite level player make a comeback and win fueled only by that Liverpool feel.

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>that milan team

Also, saying Gerrard was the only 'elite' player is slightly misleading, whilst they weren't the best in the world players like Alonso, Garcia, Riise, Hyypia and Carragher were all world class.

Jerzy Dudek and "Dudek dance" :)
Best game ever. I watched it 10 times.

I still smile every time I see that Milan line up

>Maldini and Cafu vs Finnan and Traore

>A team with Baros, Kewell and Traore beat THAT Milan team.
The absolute memes if Sup Forums was about back then

how?

The whole campaign was a meme. Liverpool only got out of the group stages in the final game by goal difference (both Liverpool and Olympiakos finished on 10 points)

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This was the final group game and before going into it Liverpool were 3rd on 7 points and Olympiakos 2nd on 10 points (Monaco won the group). Gerrard literally dragged a meme Liverpool team to winning the Champions League on his own.

>____ ____ ___ ______ ____

>they win
they haven't won anything in over 10 years.

Wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=T0XmvTiRrS4
don't lie

Making me want TAA to nail down a place so we have good Scouse lads in the team again.

I'm sure he will, Gomez will move CB and Clyne is average anyway

I grew up in the US, when I was a kid I'd stay up late to watch the World Cup and Euro but there was literally nobody around who shared my like for it. It eventually died without any support, I want to recapture what I've lost

then why would you support a premier league team (especially if you want to watch the highest level of the sport)?
which year england team were you passionate in the euros and world cup?
you can literally watch any match of any club in the world these days

Liverpool have literally NEVER won the Premier League.

Even, provincial blackholess like Leicester and Blackburn have won it once.

>le football began in 1992

so i'm correct, they haven't won anything in 10 years. the karate cup is literally a nothing trophy. and it was against literally a mid-table nothing club in a nothing league. lmao.

Choose your local club from your town or city and see how they do within their own league.

Idk you have to start somewhere, I thought the EPL was like the equivalent of the MLB

It's LA Galaxy, I'll give them a try too, but I general American soccer is a weird desperate scramble

Alonso and Hyppia were world class. The rest were good but not world beaters

Are year la

*slips*

Just watch the game, you retard. What kind of question is this?

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Wow a whole ten years? How do you cope?

How about you support an American team instead and stop making our club look bad you fucking stupid plastic Yank?

>stop making our club look bad
well it's not like slipperpool needs any help with that.