/f1/ - No pigs eddition

>Countdown to Abu is Dabbing GP:
whenisf1on.com

>Session times in your time:
whenisf1on.com

>Countdown to Formula Kino in Abba Dubz:
fiaformula2.com

>HD Acestream (only during sessions)
morningstreams.com

>/f1/ Fantasy League:
FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637387

>Season standings:
1. #44 L. Hamilton 345
2. #5 S. Vettel 302
3. #77 V. Bottas 280

1. Mercedes-FIAMG Petronas 625
2. Scuderia Ferrari Marlboro 495
3. Aston Martin Red Bull Racing-TAG Heuer 358

>Nico Hülkenberg races without a podium
eternity

>News:
McPirelli tyre test cancelled after Brazilian chimpouts

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=QuUa_ADZJms
bikesportnews.com/news/news-detail/2017-macau-gp-thursday-qualifying-times-and-results
youtube.com/watch?v=PqIziuag21I
fiaformula2.com/News-Room/News/2017/11_November/FIA-Formula-2-Championships-2018-Teams-announced/
pirelli.com/tyres/en-ww/car/pirelli-color-edition
scuderiatororosso.redbull.com/en_INT/article/pierre-and-brendon-stay-2018
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

If this is the first reply in the thread, Kimi Raikkonen will win the next F1 race, and that is a true fact.

First for lil chub

>is brilliant in last race of the season when nothing matters at all

lol seems legit

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who is the goat and why is it schumi?

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youtube.com/watch?v=QuUa_ADZJms

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Oink oink

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Who hyped for Macau?
Rumor has it Martin Jessop got a BMW World Superbike engine (260bhp) while Michael Rutter is using the stock1000 engine (about 200) because it's more agile and easier on the throttle.

Look, I'll be honest - she's getting worse and worse with time and she's no oil painting by any stretch of the imagination, but I could be drunk enough to see that at a music festival and bend her over a boundary fence while I grabbed her little titties.

Meanwhile, do we all think Ferrari are bluffing again on threats to leave?

Would you wanna do this before or after midnight on New Years?

Irwin on provisional pole. Thursday's times here:
bikesportnews.com/news/news-detail/2017-macau-gp-thursday-qualifying-times-and-results

someone get the safety car, they're posting victorias again

Oh god no way in hell would I do it after midnight.

Meanwhile, do we know if anyone else will bring 2018 spec engines to Abu Dhabi?

Bluff
Their shares dropped after their threats, this is a nice answer to their "we don't need f1" mantra

For me.
It's Stoffel Vandoorne.

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Post the non shoped version. That's mean.

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Is Stoffel ottermode?

Should Britain claim Stoffel as their own? They only have one driver next year and he sounds way more British than Hamilton does.

If Belgium get pissed they can claim Max back

we should trade stoffel for scotland. there's nothing there for us anyway.

This is some Initial D stuff where Ryosuke detuned his FC before he raced Takumi at the end of the First Stage

>If Belgium get pissed they can claim Max back
NO!.jpg
we don't want amx

Would you accept Victoria? There's a fair bit more of her, so she must be worth more.

reminder

one cannot expose that which is already exposed

youtube.com/watch?v=PqIziuag21I

Janny/Mods if you read this please for the love of Bernie, please filter Victoria/Thicctoria to something F1 related or an autoban. This cancer is killing /f1/ and the offseason will be our final days.

fiaformula2.com/News-Room/News/2017/11_November/FIA-Formula-2-Championships-2018-Teams-announced/

>Carlin in F2
Lando Norris keeps racing for them?
>New Czech team
>No Russian Time
What will Markelol and GhiOATto do?

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You sound upset, my country-hopping friend.

Remember, karting is the first step on the ladder to Grand Prix racing.

Why can't Brawn design regulations that make it easier for cars to follow each other? What is stopping him? Why is he a cunt? Just fucking do it already faggot

NEEKERI

They just changed aero regulations for this season. It will take some time

Really? I thought a big fat wallet was.

That's the second step. And the third through eleventieth.

Fuck that
>change it immediately
>change DRS for the old KERS
>take away pirelli's contract and open up tyre supplying to anyone that wants it
>allow any engine

Fix'd F1

The Czech team is the team that races under the Lotus name in FR V8 3.5. And Russian time could still take the TBC spot. Maybe they have financial issues?

>the offseason will be our final days.

Multi-reply HAM fan gone
BRs left
Italian (((brit))) will scuttle away

I could not ask to live at any other moment of history than this!

>take away pirelli's contract and open up tyre supplying to anyone that wants it
Are you aware Pirelli make the tyres like that because they were asked to?

So? There doesn't need to be a tyre monopoly.

Muh safety isn't a concern anymore they've neutered the cars to a point no one is ever going to die from a crash again, if low quality tyres blow out it doesn't matter.

What would be the point in having two manufacturers working to the same specifications?

>2
>specifications

pretty unimaginative bruh

Now that we're talking about (soon to be) ded posters. Has anyone seen any of the following posters lately?

>ISDF American Pajeet
>three paragraph fin
>the real thick nick
>cooch-sniffing toothpaste / only-traveling-with-sister toothpaste (I believe they once said they weren't the same person?!)
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Did they all died?

wtf I thought Ric only had eyes for Pink Ham

One man killed them all

Hey, Montoya's lost weight.

>the real thick nick
I haven't seen any Greek flags other than myself in recent weeks. I don't post in race threads 99% of the time so maybe he posts on Sundays, plus we keep different hours, but I suspect he is dead. Or BTFO.

>finally slice off dick
>bleed out

Good point. I'd be amazed if he could find his dick though.

I wonder why Pirelli still pays for this monopoly controltyre thing still, after everytime a team fucks up their car and setup Pirelli the one who gets the shitstorm

Also why haven't they started selling coloured tyre walls for road cars?

>tfw no Ultra softs for my Focus

Pirellis are shit only use Continental™

Only Mercedes and Ferrari use that excuse.
All non Mercedes powered teams use the engine as the main excuse.

>inb4 McLaren blames the tyres from 2019 onwards (next year they'll use the "late" switch to Renault as their excuse)

They have.
pirelli.com/tyres/en-ww/car/pirelli-color-edition

what are you talking about? they have been promoting their "color editions" the entire year. they are only available for supercars tho.

>traveling-with-sister toothpaste
Here.
Traveling to Wales in January, planning to hike the countryside and mountains in the cold. Should be lovely.

Leaving you with this /f1/

We should form a GP3 team

Very fast mechanic running at incredible hihg speed

Help I'm drowning in puerto ricans

This is /f1/

are you the cooch sniffer too, or are you guys in some magical way two different sister obsessed toothpastes?

Its not hard to believe that all dutch are sexual degenerates, they didn't ban sex with animals until 2010

Just how retarded are they?

>kimi

VETKEK BTFO

>alonso 5.3%
kek, grilled chicken BTFO

>yfw you realise turn one at Australia will be the very first time the visibility of the Halo will actually be tested

If you qualify from 5th backwards - RIP

If an Alonso 2016 type incident happens due to the Halo then they have to abandon it.

>vettel wins an abandoned race after Alonso is trapped in his cage/halo for 10 hours
>halo is abandoned
>Australia result is voided due to the circumstances
>Hamilton and Max win all remaining races

>Lewis Hamilton says next year’s cars will be like driving “a bus”.

>The quadruple world champion is referring to the rule change from four engines per driver to just three next year, and the mandatory addition of heavy ‘Halo’ devices.

>Already, Hamilton’s Mercedes boss Niki Lauda told La Gazzetta dello Sport this week that Halo is akin to “protecting the drivers as though they are babies”.

>And Hamilton said he is ruing the rule change that will require drivers to be even more careful with engine mileage in 2018.

>“It will definitely be worse,” he is quoted as saying by Tuttosport. “We will be forced to drive like endurance drivers.

>“Already we have all of this fuel, then with the arrival of Halo it will be like driving a bus.

>“The cars will be as heavy as a Nascar, the braking distances will be longer, it’s certainly not what we want as drivers. That’s not how to make the most of our potential,” Hamilton added.

I'm coming back Australia for 7 weeks during the off season so I'll be back to shitting it up daily in this general

Did he just call Henry Surtees a baby for not ducking out of the way when a tyre hit him in the head and killed him?

wtf, i love lewis now!
(not really)

pajeet, is this you? where have you been?
>inb4 Hong Kong

Nicki Lauda did, yes

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Gimi confirmed for number 1 driver next season?

MARSHALL SAID JUMP OUT THE CAR BRO
I SAID BABES MANS NOT HOT

Gimi will do a Betaberg next year.

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Keep this shit on facebook

seems about right

>he uses facebook

How much time do you spend on reddit?

I'm okay with longer brake distances tbhdesu
It would highly help the quality of racing.
Longer brake distances can help overtaking

>Still no drivers briefing

Did the jews get to the youtube editors?

> Multi-reply HAM fan gone
> Italian (((brit))) will scuttle away
wasn't it the same guy?

scuderiatororosso.redbull.com/en_INT/article/pierre-and-brendon-stay-2018
Kvyat on Suicide Watch

Nope

i was the venerable and most esteemed noelposter

>noelposter
I hope your plane goes down over the South China Sea on your way home.

the American .webm dumper is gone, too

Ferrari fans confirmed retarded