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heem News & updates:
>Fabricio Werdum throws boomerang at Colby Covington in street altercation
mmafighting.com/2017/11/15/16659396/f-ck-brazil-ufc-fighters-colby-covington-fabricio-werdum-in-heated-altercation

>Tyron Woodley opens as sizable favorite over Nate Diaz in possible fight
mmafighting.com/2017/11/15/16658482/tyron-woodley-opens-as-sizable-favorite-over-nate-diaz-in-possible-fight

>Emil Meek: Kamaru Usman bout is ‘not looking very bright’ due to visa issues
mmafighting.com/2017/11/15/16657008/emil-meek-kamaru-usman-bout-is-not-looking-very-bright-due-to-visa-issues

>Takanori Gomi, four others released by the UFC
mmafighting.com/2017/11/15/16656050/five-fighters-released-ufc

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Is conduit a meme fighter

THANK YOU BASED CALENDAR GOD

>"""""""""people"""""""" unironically think that Shrek is attractive

You seen this? Don't know if he'll be able to cut to 170.

Did they fight yet? Blonde Cyborg's gonna eat that bitch.

Forgot to include the fight links

TUF 26 Fights Of The Week:
>#6 Montana Stewart vs. #14 Nicco Montaño - FULL FIGHT
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>#2 Barb Honchak vs. #10 Rachael Ostovich-Berdon - FULL FIGHT
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>fighter with implants

Why would you deliberately make yourself heavier?

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silicones

Literally everything that women do in any capacity is to get attention from attractive men.

Perry is r/mma
Till is facebook
Covington is twitter
Usman is /heem/

juicy body but begging for a makeapp

So who thinks Silva's legacy has actually been ruined?

I for one don't.

First Weedman fight it's just clowning.

Second it's unlucky.

Then he knocks out Bisping but somehow loses on points.

DC fight was total bullshit. He took that on 24 hour notice and Cormier couldn't even finish him.

Silva is still by FAAAAR the best fight in UFC. He destroyed his entire division. Jon Jones beat a bunch of washed up fighters. GSP won majority decisions.

>muzzie trying to tell us a muzzie is /ourguy/
nice try

till is my guy tbqh

Colby is literally /heem/ personified

>first weedman fight was just clowning
No, he got caught while using a strategy he's used in pretty much all his previous fights
>second was unlucky
I'll give you that, he was losing up till his leg heemed itself though
>then he knocks out bisping but somehow loses on points
Because that knee was about all he did in that 5 round fight

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This is such a low effort shitposting, literally the same thing as cunnyposter on Sup Forums who gets 5 posts per thread.
How anybody gets triggered over it is a testament on internet fight iq of my fellow heemers

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worked

Anybody who unironically cares about steroids is an idiot tbqh

cringe

Lads, how hyped are we that a Rogan announced he will be doing a dedicated mma podcast once a week?

Which rogan?

Brendan’s boy, Joe. what other Rogan would it be?

Cumvington btfo

no woman is safe around rampage or reem

How would you describe Jon right now?

or Ngannou

Bless

Does Jon not realise he's indirectly calling Colby a faggot too?

Worked

>"He was difficult as sh-t to live with. The guy was dirty, man, he stunk, he didn’t shower, man,” Covington said. “The guy was just a mess, man. He was getting into partying and all that bad stuff back then. He was just going down the wrong path, but he always tried to act like a saint, ‘oh, I’m into religion, I’m all about god,’ this and that.”

>“He’s just fooling all the fans, he needs to be exposed for the real person that he is, because he ain’t this saint and good person like he tries to act like he is.”

>Throughout those two years that they lived under one roof, Covington is most irritated with Jones’ “fakeness,” and he wasted no time throwing some shade for it.

>“I’m saying truths, I’m saying facts. I mean, I’m just speaking my mind,” Covington said. “I didn’t know I wasn’t allowed to speak my mind in this world. I think I know him more than most people since I lived together with him for two years.”

>“The guy’s a fake, man, just… his little f----ng baby-faced tweets toGeorges St-Pierre, it just got under my skin. He’s just trying to act like a saint, ‘oh, I’m praying for you this’. Shut up, man.”

>“Go do some more coke, go cheat on your wife some more, man. You’re a piece of sh-t dirtbag

usman is on steroids

ahah roider got worked

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#metoo

colby will knock out roidless jones.

mmgay lol

holy shit we just got btfo lads

I'm out

how can a 29 year old still consider star wars "nerdy"

i mean it's like the biggest most popular film even normies watch it

This. Video games are good for you too. Bitches get wet when I show them my duelist title.

unfortunately here's what's gonnna happen

tj will try to fight mm at flyweight

tj is gonna have a hard time making weight, but he will

he will lose because of this

people will STILL consider mm the GOAT because of his record

still my boy

seriously, i get them dripping when i show them my magic the gathering collection.

(You)

BASED fucking werdum

Seriously. How can one man be so fucking BASED?

Leave it to a filthy fucking animal to not understand the true genius of Colby making Werdum look like a moron.

>the generic unfunny jokes are both from amerifats
Suprise suprise

t. filthy animal

why's he ducking Rockhold? He's a wimp.

Mad you’re just a challenger? You won’t beleive the reaction when I show them my S7 drake

The snake beats mm even when drained
Mighty mouse is unironically an overrated reddit meme

>tfw you're the only guy on /heem/ who considers colby his boy

feels good man

you virgins, me and colby are out here winning while you play star games

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everybody but subhumans considers him their boy.

Colby and goobs both my boys senpai.

Does a boomerang hit hurts?

If you want to feel superior to others, try training and fighting yourself rather than just claiming to be better than other people because you like someone who is highly skilled.

sorry but tj is too big to make flyweight

As a boy I was a fan of fighters.

As a man I am a fan of fights.

>i am the only colby poster on /heem/

he called people homos on instagram because they commented that they thought that Gus won, and then Jones panicked and claimed that he got hacked when mma media picked up on it. He is a total liar and a fraud.

wth Jon is a good person now???

i legit play magic the gathering and the people i hang with play it too. so jokes on you.

Fucking nerd

Werdum is level 3 CTE extremely dangerous violent man

Why does the subject not say /heem/ but instead say /mma/?

>Why does the subject not say /heem/ but instead say /mma/?
wow holy shit didnt notice until now

professional tweeter if he was good at it

>brazilian is a race

i appreciate how comically shamelessly full of shit jon is though lol

>Why does the subject not say /heem/ but instead say /mma/?
because turby did it
idiot

lmao at everyone worked by this post

this kills the GSP
instagram.com/p/Bbi7bXOFKmU/

no one actually cares dude

can someone with an intimate knowledge of professional wrestling give me some terms i can start using on here? i'm looking at the wikipedia page of terms but i need some tips on how to get started.

you cared enough to solve a captcha to make that post

lmao at the state, you're old news adan

call every takedown a chin drop

Mark = fan who takes it seriously
Worked = taking banter too seriously

hey guys, what does putting your penis in a vagina feel like? describe in detail please. thanks in advance

can someone with an intimate knowledge of /asp/ "banter" give me some terms i can start using on here?

>call a man "filthy animal" in your group of friends/manager
>he overhears you
>you literally run and hide behind your manager as he comes towards you.
>LITERALLY SHAKE WITH FEAR
>Get boomerang thrown at you.
>Still shitting pants behind manager, then run to other side of the ride.
>start streaming on social media.
>"Yea...you bitch a..ass..punch me in the f..face"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The state of colby

post your signed copy

nobody actually cares about the shit you think they care about dude

keep responding bud
go rush to make op's too while telling everyone you don't care

I don't think his legacy is ruined necessarily, but his career as it stands now is definitely a joke and I can only imagine he's losing fans left and right these days. He just needs to retire. ASAP. Still, I think after some time passes - meaning like, years - for the most part people will just remember him as being one of the most dominant champs, middleweight goat, etc. Going back and watching his reign over the division, it's really undeniable. Sort of like Jones, no matter how much he fucks up people will always remember the trail of blood he left behind him
I agree with this gentleman btw

literally no one cares lol

Can someone give me the 411? Was it a punch of a boomerang that hit Colby Cuckington in the face?

hahah just read about it

based werdoooom bringing some action upon the bitch ass

talk slang get in ur face a BOomerang
kek

shut up virgin

Colby was calling it a punch but there's a video that clearly shows Werdum chuck a boomerang in his face from about three feet away

Actually Adan, I care.

remember that time you got revved up for weeks about a somalian boy lol

No, i am unrevvable

thanks for digging out that pic with the lamp lol that's my favourite TV pic

wasnt this adans tv

coz i remember adan btfoing the guy over having visible cables

Do you guys just sit here and argue with each other 24/7? Doesn't it get old?

[puts fist on your face]

I wonder if he looked at a bunch of different lamps and finally settled on that one to stand nakedly in the corner