Be American

>be American
>go from zero to world power in under 300 years

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Your people are very mediocre
Much of your succes comes from having a lot of land, natural resources and skilled inmigrants.

WORLDS
ONLY
SUPERPOWER!
When was spain ever able to say this?
When you were moorish?

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Still angry we took your empire?

Still mad that we took Florida from you, I take

>WE

No. When we conquered with blood and steel more land than your country will ever have, and held it for the same time your nation exists.
Plus america has only been the world power for a very short time and you are already in a horrible decline, have you seen your candidates to the presidency? hahahahahahah
Oh. I forgot that all of the things we achieved were with a population of 10 million and between 20+ civil wars, you guys only had 1.

>waa waa no fair you cheated

keep bitching rest of the world

Not really. I dont give a fuck.
we were a dying empire and you a hungry new country.

I didnt say you cheated.
Only that your succes wasnt from the quality of your people. Just numbers and a good location.

That's not your flag nigger.

GOD BLESS AMERIGA :DDDDDDD

AsSpain pls.

>be American
>steal land from natives
>hate doing work so much you go to fucking Africa to get blacks to do it for you
>be irrelevant for 200 years until there are enough prominent kikes to influence you to get involved in world wars
>get cucked by niggers and Mexicans more and more every year

It was more like zero to world power in 170 years.

The crazier one is we went from inventing the airplane and landing on the moon in 66 years.

>world power
>have to baby-sit israel
>cannot defeat mudslimes in a cave
>3/4 made of spaniards , chinese , negroes , jews and italians ....white.

cucks

Pretty retarded post brah.

Who even are you?

>America was so terrible your countrymen immigrated here en masse

>mfw worthless shitty countries try to pick on the best country on the planet to feel better about themselves.

I'm surprised you guys can find time to post here in between drinking yourself to death, reminiscing about your past, and all round being worthless savages that let your own countries rot.

> Spain
> Colonizes South America
> Loses colonies and they all become shitcountries
> Loses war with the United States, surrendering even more colonies
> Spreads more disease than culture or political influence
> Becomes shitcountry during spats with civil war and fascism
> Probably one of the shittiest countries in Europe b/c poverty and bureaucracy
> Still shits on the US

Fuck off Spaniards

God bless Murica
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The Bell is Tolling soon for Hillary Clinton. TRUMP 2016!
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i never thought about that. is the difference between north america and south the fact that the Indians all got killed?
If the indians were still around they'd probably be impeding progress.

>hey guys let's not kill all the natives, just fuck them, make lots of mixed children and lost all of our conquered territory

youtu.be/dZQwKVspiMA

>flustered Paddy spews hate at the U.S. because his irrelevant island got cucked by Britain since the Dark Ages and did fuck all about it

Have another pint, you sad little cunt.

>world's only superpower
Ahem

USA got lucky that disease wiped out 95% of the indians. but now i wonder why south americans weren't susceptible to european diseases?

>this triggers the liberals

>Daily reminder that Britain has just successfully made themselves great again

>Daily Reminder that we are on the precipice of America being great again

>Daily reminder that Russia is still great

>Daily reminder that Nigel Farage's successor, Donald Trump, and Putin will lead the world into glorious new age

feels good man

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>american calling us savages

>but now i wonder why south americans weren't susceptible to european diseases?
>american education

>grow potatoes
>sell them
>starve because you were too fucking stupid to eat your own potatoes

Ireland everyone

Poor people ARE savages

>portugal
>calling america savages

Are you seriously implying what I think you are?

Which American did that?

And no one on the planet thinks it's somewhat fishy. Kek

Hnnnnggg. You got me, I've never replied to girl pics before
>Doing manual labor in dem shorts
>thick working body
>subtle racism shirt

I-is this what being in love feels like user?

How many countries has Muricah conquer?
Vietnam?Iraq?Afghnistan?Korea?
wew lads, what a superpower

60% white

only like 400 refugges came here to Portugal


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>spain
>quality of people

youtube.com/watch?v=6hcSpSC8T0M

Lol Im here on vacation m8 and all I see is monkey people and British nogs

You were a mixture of european superpowers migrants colonies.You gain your independency and then what?What countries where anexed to your empire?

You only fight against little nations, and even then you ran away like last time in Iraq.
You're only good at one thing, Jewishwood propaganda:
>Murica saviours of Europe part 88
But the dirty work was done by the Red Army. >Who cares? Murica fuck yeah!

OUR SUCESS COMES FROM ROCK AND ROLL BROTHER!

MUTHAFUKIN UNTIED SATES OF THE WORLD AND FUCKIN SPACE, BROTHER!

TV MOVIES BLACK LEATHER JACKET
BENDING YOUR MOMMA OVER THE HOOD OF A TRANS AM, BROTHER!

ROCKIN THE BEAT OF A MOIST M14
THROWING DOWN BURGERS AND BUSTIN'
COLD MOVES ON UTAH BEACH, BROTHER!

the whole world was annexed

look at yourself, you're talking in English on an American image board to a bunch of Americans about America

you've been colonized
have a nice day

We have bases on every continent in the world.

What you got?

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Pretty much everyone is more cultured than Americans who are truly the most pathetic beings to ever be considered human.

get your wallet ready

You have annexed nothing, only some clay from Mexico, that is.
>The Spanish language is the second most spoken language in the United States of America. There are 45 million Hispanophones who speak Spanish as a first or second language in the United States

Comparing a military base in NATO with subjugating entire countries for decades or centuries like true empires do.

>you've annexed nothing

We've annexed the mental and social state of the world dude.

Take a look around and thank us later.

Fuck you for eradicating the Incas. They were probably the most civilized barbarians out there. I still can't believe they were exterminated while abos and niggers were let to live.

Thanks for what? SJW ideology is ruining Sweden and Germany, and other western countries are in the same way.

Subjugation has never been our goal, but those sluts at Sigonalla were pretty cash.

Tell your sister I said Hi

>Being in love with a girls that use the same clothes that a woman in a brothel uses.

>be second oldest country in the world despite urrp's eternal asspain

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Youre country is fucking pathetic your state exist only to serve israel

>mfw america would btfo every country in post-brexit EU so fast the war would be over in under a month
>b-but muh empire!

your time in the limelight is over. give it a rest, grandpa.

Yeah, yeah, now go an prep Tyrone so he can fuck your mother faggot.

If black people were imported less or not at all, and the indians had been completely exterminated, things would probably be pretty fine in Latin America.

Nigger, you can't even conquer Afghanistan, the Taliban are still there smoking weed and laughning at you.

>we stayed long enough to flood europe with cheap heroin
>we're still there
>we lost

Pick one dickbag.
We won. Get over it.

>be gengis khan
>go from zero to ruler of the world in 20 years

>we're still there
Hidden in your bases it seems
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>USA
Does a bigger meme country exist?

>Spain is in the Schengen area

Enjoy your Sharia. Your empire wont mean shit when 50-100 years from now nothing remains of your country except brown people who'll chop your head off if you dont pray five times a day.

>Be some shitty little collection of farmers and store clerks
>Tell the greatest empire the world has ever seen to fuck off
>47 years later declare that they own the western hemisphere and that any Europeans dipping their fingers in the Americas will be considered a hostile action
>Europe actually listens
America has always been a world power

You can't argue with Americans, because AMERICA FUCK YEAH! All the fucking time.

>beating Britain and some other dumb little European nations makes you a world power

>using children as bait to spread your message
The only difference between what Trump is doing what liberals have been doing for decades is that Trump's has a positive message. Props to him.

I read a book on Bulgarian folk tales.

They all sucked about as much as your opinion.

Oh... H-hey dad..

Hey Dad! Remember when we kicked your ass?

Failure can't argue with success.

>American
>reading

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>300 years

I'm very proud of you and you're doing very well on your own. Still, I thought you'd matured beyond your rebellious phase.

>60% white
>Built on immigration
>Worship jews
>Mutilate their childrens dicks because of jews
>The american government send their soldiers to fight and die for israel
>Americans are proud to be stupid
>Americans dont realize that people thinks their country is cool because of Hollywood movies, Donald Trump memes. Youve got nothing else to be proud of

Arguing requires brain capacity, and its really hard for americans with burgers in their blood to use their brain capacity

Fuckin A.

It's in our Constitution, in the fine print.

>expecting a nation of pranksters and pirates to mature

>implying mexicans won't do the same to you
>BBBBBBUT TRUYNP WIALL WiN!!!?
the damage is already done, and we haven't taken any refugees, yet, except 3 families.


>american UNIRONICALLY believe that they fought THE WHOLE BRITISH ARMY, ALONE WITH NO SUPPORT FROM ANYONE AND WITH ONLY FARMERS.

you don't even know how much Spain did for the revolution, and think you only fought the british with only pitchforks and no guns.

Having pride in your nation is no reason to go full retard.

>t. the nation state entirely devoted to prepping bulls

>from zero
British money and slavery gave you kind of a head start.

>Having pride in your nation is no reason to go full retard.

The Colonies was the first proxy war against the Crown. Big deal.

In exchange, we send corn-fed farmboys to protest every shithole on the planet.

When you gonna lift your share?

>he doesn't know about how much of the 3rd world we basically own

None of it?

He'll win. Hillary is down to a 5 point lead, lower than before. After the primary debates happen, Trump is going to btfo crooked hillary so hard he will win the biggest landslide victory in US history. You irrelevant cucks, on the other hand, now have your future entirely in the hands of globalist Angela Merkel and her puppets. You should look forward to a career of prepping muslim bulls for your women.

Didnt spain owned like half of the world at one time?

What happen

>zero
>ameritards believe this

kys retard

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It's a regular pattern of building infrastructure they can never pay off then taking whatever we want.

Also, ever heard of the USD?

They lost to banana niggers then they got BTFO'd by the greatest country on planet earth