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business idea: replacing odis with 4 innings of 20 overs each

choccy desu

business idea: I get a gf

captcha alrready embracing the yes vote

chime in lads what are we up to tonight

51 minutes and 1 second into Master and Commander

>paine
>worst marsh
wut

reminder that Christian Yousuf was a chad

>less than a week to go
MY
BOD
IS
ROD

Oi threadcunt you here mate?

Nobody cares about cricket.

Studying Quantum Mechanics

>Tim Paine, the Tasmanian who struggled to get a place in his state side last year and who has not kept for them this year, is set to resume his aborted Test career in Brisbane. The other strong, but unsurprising mail is that Matthew Renshaw has been dropped after struggling through the pre-season.

>It was assumed Nevill was favourite to replace Matthew Wade for the series after Alex Carey’s flame flared and then dimmed.

>The wise men of the panel chose the team for the first Ashes on Wednesday night, but it will not be announced until today.

>The intervening period has been an agony for players and commentators desperate for a clue as to which way they have gone.

>Paine returns from a seven -year exile, which was due partly to injury and partly to the existence of Brad Haddin.

>Late last year Paine was considering leaving Tasmania because he was struggling to get into the side. He stayed despite the incumbent Test keeper Wade joining this season but is yet to pull on the gloves for his state.

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Its Peter Lalor so the news is legit

BRAVO selectors. Out of all the "options", they went with the guy who isn't good enough for Shield cricket.

Literally doing a large shit right now

Woke up

Care very deeply about cricket, ama.

who do you want to win the ashes???

England ofc. So long as the dangerous extremist Moeen Pooli has a bad series.

Would love to see a patrician 0-0 series

was paine even keeping for tassie last season? seem to recall they were still persisting with doran at that point

No

I think they may have tried him as a specialist bat a bit? Probably am misremembering things

Fat

BASED

this is unironically correct to a degree.

there's been studies done on it in New Zealand

Poofters should be put to death desu

Secretly hope to see the implementation of Sharia law

Reminder the curry predicted this development in the Alchy B narrative

One more #JusticeLeague thought. It was seriously disappointing to see Wonder Woman turned into a sex object for all the other guys. Including what’s basically an upskirt shot? I mean bloody hell.

>Straffo's Letterboxd account

name a more bizarre selection decision than tim paine

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frightening

reported

did not need to see that

Look you know I've thought long and hard and this is definitely up there with McGain and XD

The Haddin replacement is shaping up to be the new Warne replacement meme
>Nevill
>Heazlett (ODI)
>Bancroft (T20)
>Wade
>Paine

Wait Heazlett didn't keep did he

>Paine
kek

KEK

K - E - K

Just got to class lads

>leave Poopeelia to me

skipping class right now to play EU IV tbqh

New expansion any good?

Is the new DLC Third Rome? I just installed it

Yeah

I'm only about an hour in but it's pretty fun so far. Never played any EU games before so I don't really have anything to compare it to though

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Warne should fukc off

you just know Sune's been WARNED...

Reminder it's an established fact that Warne has had sex with literally thousands of women and at least a tenth of the under 20 population of Australia are in some way related to him

>India 17/3
WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN

tfw girl describes you as "extremely attractive"

>Genghis Warne

all the australians (males) in this hostel are really charismatic and outgoing. also good looking and muscular. coincidence?

Feeling a bit psychologically cooked lads. I've been mentally fried since the Socceroos game, the celebrations have left me synaptically roasted. My mates are cognitively steamed and my gf is a tad cerebrally broiled. Anybody know good medication that helps with being intellectually stewed? I have to go to work soon and I don't want to be inwardly baked at the meetings.
t. emotionally microwaved cunt

imagine the scenes when the ashes ends 0-0 with high scores all across the board

shan't be imagining that

his face makes me barf

Based Rajibul

got a text saying two new jai paul songs were released

fucking hell they didn't release anything, they're just saying they have two new artists on some label shit they're doing

there's two Jai Paul produced tracks on it actually

vocals are fucking shit though

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Just a year ago Paine was selling himself to any club that wanted to play, now he's in the fucking test team

Fuck me lads, I'm beginning to feel like axing Rod Marsh was a mistake

>Secretly hope to see the implementation of Sharia law
I should leave my job and start Tipping on a professional level.
I'm good at this.

wasn’t me bro ;)

مجھے کرکٹ کے بارے میں بتاو Estonia

lol nice

suits me 2bh

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gamespot.com/reviews/ashes-cricket-review/1900-6416813/

bet the gameplay mechanics are shit

Still no game has anywhere near captured cricket, make the batting really movement sensitive for a start , so like loads and loads of different shots all around the wicket with like a a joystick

but it’s a really difficult sport to make a decent game of, maybe one day

crickets about fine misses and avoiding but is about more than just timing, don’t see how it can be captured at all really

Would love nothing more than to have a delicious half volley tossed up by Dane for me to stroke through to Sune in the covers right now, lads

literally my gimmick

hope Nepalese pitches are beast turners the likes of which have not been seen

gonna be cool watching games on the greentops of Ireland isn’t it lads

hope he's ok

unironically give handscum the gloves desu

'the nature boy' shane warne

Was this England's strategy all along? Pick a mediocre team and just let the Australians beat themselves via the selectors?

okay lads, exam tonight, ive gotta learn calculus in 7 hours, wish me luck

good luck bro. I have a 50 word essay due on new years eve, freaking out tbqh

Jesus mate, that's rough. Let me know if you need a hand at all

Seriously hoping you arent making fun of estonia

WARNED

First Class Centuries since 2007:
Tim Paine: 0
T-Pain: 0
Darren Lehmann: 1

cricGODS

Based, Muscular and ELITE Cricket, lads.

fucked 3 grils this month ama

based macaco fucker

Tell me about Brazilian Cricket

you always ask this

^^ ehehe

Probably someone else

>Paine
What happened to Nevill?

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hey there bby

h-hey

That's a big dick

for you