toil for the day is complete edition
/brit/
Ryan Gomez
Levi White
poo
Lincoln Cruz
any duolingo man in?
Jaxon Williams
bomb the africans until they stop breeding
Brandon Rodriguez
love nike air max 90s
own about 10 pairs
Ayden Turner
bomb my bollocks until they are obliterated
Oliver Myers
breed the bombs until they stop africa
Adrian Long
it doesn't really help that much
Xavier Murphy
why do brits deny the frenchness of normans
Logan Torres
...
Matthew Carter
if any of you act up i'll sort you out
Christopher Reed
Realised today that I'm a bit of a cunt. One of the more cunty things I do is blame everyone else for my mistakes. ALWAYS someone elses fault...even my GF says this and probably wouldn't have realised if she didn't mention it 20 times a day...
Almost crashed into the back of someone today because I glanced to the side at this fat taxi driver in the adjacent lane that pulled out of a junction very fast because someone let him go. Managed to stop but shouted ''YOU STUPID FAT BASTARD!!!''
laughing just thinking about it. Poor lad had no part in it
Also made my GF cry yesterday when we were shopping.
>in big cash and carry place
>they're selling those foam pool snake things
>kinda bored
>pick one up and smack gf on back pretty hard
>instantly start pissing myself
>she starts crying
>just leaves all our stuff and walks out
>loads of people saw
her fault for being such a fanny. I didn't even hit her that hard.....
Nolan Johnson
literally cannot wait for my lootcrate to arrive
Chase Martin
puttering at this
Nolan Peterson
I am told this a lot by friends, and girls. I find it endearing.
Matthew Sanders
/dutch/ here
I'm a lazy pleb and lost interest not long into it
Andrew Long
Would you kill a man for £100,000? There's no way you would get caught but it would be an intimate killing (strangulation, cricket bat to death, throat slice etc) no press a button meme shit
Eli Cooper
hatchbacks are runt-mobiles
Noah Brown
cant wait for royal mail to deliver my class As
Evan Lopez
drink from water bottles all the time
don't like anime
Gabriel Ramirez
>foam pool snake things
Jack Morgan
I drink from plastic bottles all the time and I hate this kind of autism.
Owen Rodriguez
hate hatchbacks
love sedans
simple as
Jason Morris
can brits stop naming their sons oliver please? it's a soft name
Tyler Wright
nokias are shit phones
Daniel Scott
ahh yes, yank culture
Nolan Baker
anime
Ethan Bennett
...
Brody Torres
could I choose the target?
Josiah Nguyen
Mämmi
Jaxson Long
probably
im militant
Connor Wright
I work for an insurance company. Love it when Deano phones up because his Audi has been involved in an accident (for which he is at fault) and he complains because his hire cover only entitles him to a microscopic hatchback.
Jose Harris
would love to live in philadeplhia
Xavier Hall
new brother nathanael
Austin Sanders
british culture, far and away superior
youtube.com
Mason Phillips
ah yes british youths are so much better
Brayden Cooper
i like getting in tight spaces, low fuel consumption, and low emissions tax breaks though.
Josiah Young
...
Jonathan Jones
>STEM
ahahahahahahahahaha fucking hell imagine spending >£45k on a meme degree thinking you'll be earning
fix my fucking computer poindexter, I spilled some cocaine on the keyboard
the real money is in money you fucking melts, not a hard equation to solve
Owen Myers
...
Wyatt Watson
Can you move in by Monday?
Austin Smith
>I work for an insurance company
scum of the earth. up there with private car park attendees and no win no fee lawyers. would spit in your general direction
Thomas Stewart
...
Camden Collins
this, LOVE whipping the codemonkey runts at our office, hearing them screech
Noah Parker
making a video game for fun haha what am i like
Brandon Young
Well what are they called then?
Eli Price
prime homes under the hammer material
Joseph Jenkins
what about people not driven by money? i get paid a decent amount of help people live fulfilling lives
Easton Gomez
Nothing more rage inducing that working on car insurance phones
Bentley Cox
looks like a cracking night
Juan Cooper
You are from the UK... we are all self centred cunts. But your ho sounds neurotic.
Calm down m8.
Carson Perez
you havent seen the brand new nokia 8, obviously
Levi Cox
architecture is nice
Andrew Jones
brappppfffff
Julian Davis
what's wrong with NWNF
Caleb Richardson
Pool noodles
Chase Cooper
love glaceon
Daniel Fisher
...
Kevin Moore
whipping in my cell i think im gordon ramsay
Jason Adams
Whomst be this
Henry Peterson
t. shit driver who cant get good premiums because he's binned 4 renault clios since he turned 17
Andrew Perry
absolutely despise when i hit my gf and she starts to cry even if i just tapped her
it infuriates me, my sister used to do it all the time when i hit her
Joseph Robinson
for me, it's espeon.
Adrian Collins
...
David Hughes
the music is the worst part of this
Camden Wright
the london experience
bbc.co.uk
>A raid on a three-bedroom house in north west London found 35 men living in rooms full of mattresses.
Jaxon Lopez
twerking might be the least attractive body movement in human history
Robert James
She's always on at me. Does my nut in
Oh right. I didn't know that cuz I'm not a bender
Carter Hernandez
any of you madmen have this at school
Lucas Collins
sophie reade
Aaron Carter
roastoid flaps
Julian Hughes
...
Jack Barnes
You realise I don't write the policy booklets or personally set the prices, right? I just answer calls.
Also people hate insurance companies because they're too stupid to read their policy documents and because they don't understand insurance. Insurance protects you against third party legal liabilities which you literally cannot afford.
There is a perverse enjoyment in knowing your job is more horribly stressful and shitty than most people's work.
Aaron Martin
*farts silently*
Daniel Ortiz
Neighbours saw me kick my dog for barking in the garden again
Little cunt
Alexander King
*wins the lottery by using my stem knowledge to uhh win or something*
*buys an entire bank and takes all the bankers and forces them to work in my runt circus*
shouldnt be too much of a change for them, right?
Tyler Sanders
love a roastie vagina
Oliver Lewis
shut up you smelly gay spastic and set up my email for me, I've got a meeting with a client (read: escort) at Nobu and I don't want to be late
Cameron Sullivan
love a puckered mans arsehole
Jordan Reyes
nigga u gay?
Isaac Hill
really bad attempt
Evan Hall
>the Chad toss
Nathan Harris
Bit knackered but off t'gym because I've eaten in preparation for it hehe
ta-rah
Evan Martinez
i risk my freedom its nothing
Christian Carter
lol
Landon Hughes
no I had mates instead
Brandon Carter
hate this runt normie on my course, I can tell he thinks he’s too cool for me when he objectively is not
Gabriel Fisher
love pool noodles
hate foam pool snake things
'nuff said
Thomas Williams
what second language do you speak?
Sebastian Reyes
pity she didnt land right on her head
Christian Bell
Only 1000 per month
Jackson Taylor
take note virgins, this is how you hug your gf
Jackson Sullivan
dont believe you
Luis Gray
doing a read
en.wikipedia.org
Caleb Miller
hate normies with bad dress sense who get all the girls while I don't even though i'm objectively more stylish
Camden Miller
yardie
Jayden Moore
post banging mixes
youtube.com
John Collins
spacker
Kevin Bell
>mexico is nowhere near as bad as the middle east and africa, southeast asia. why does the USA get to have a wall and we don't? completely and utterly unfair
Anthony Smith
Is he a bad man?