Descrive your country with a 1-liner

"well at least we're not arabs"

These colors don't run

"Every body shape and size is beautiful"

"Spread 'em."

"We aspire to be Arabs"

"We are free."

Going to work, about to get stabbed

european prices, african salaries

USA's too awesome for 1 line

JUST

"It was Apartheid's fault."

Dude weed lmao

fucked by the EU

60% white is better than 0%

"Lets build a wall! That way illegal immigrants can't take the jobs that we don't qualify for!!1!1!!!"

"Fuck you Poseidon"

"hey at least we are white"

We hate our citizens

Oh boy, it's about time to be fucked by Russia and Germany.

Shit man, fuck the EU

Children, do not follow in our ever emerging Muslim footsteps.
Turn away now.

With Jews you lose

"well, excluding the Mizrahim and our Arab population"

It's pretty funny

"Nation is great but the people are kurwas"

Not this shitty meme again.

If nuking your shitty apartheid state off the map meant placating the muzzies, I would do it in a heartbeat, you weasel kike.

me get mocked often even though we can easily wipe out nearly every country on earth.

We stockpile weapons and ammunition in the hopes of killing half our countrymen.

You are so edgy...

......Ashkenazi shmock

we are guilty

Don't you have some toilets to clean?

Consider this a divorce.
[BANG]

Or,

It's just been revoked.
[BANG]

No, brits don't want us any more.

"DYKES!"

DUDE WEED LMAO

Baby killers!

Fuck Brussels.

too fat*

We'll prey on Brexit news to convince people if we shall leave EU or not...

"Let's fuck up Europe"

kek.

Ain't them the same color as France's flag tho?

"at least we are not jews"

The blondest country in the world

>german rivers

''We lost half continent once and didn't bat an eyelash.
We lost a rock of monkeys, people still bitchin' about it''

> implying Soikkuu = Finland

Our prime minister is an SJW and looks like a tranny.

THE BEST

In all seriousness, the Jews picked the absolute worst and most politically divisive place to establish their ethno-nationalist state.

Considering that Israel gets more federal funding from the U.S. than any state, it would have made more sense to just put all the kikes in Montana or Guam.

But instead we have all this bullshit in the Middle East because of muh wailing wall. And then they have the gall to complain about anti-semitism (whatever that means).

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

She's pretty average

Fucked up the arse by cowards who resigned rather than stayed to clean up their spilt spunk.

T. Spurdo Khan

Spördel sburo sprällälöö :D

Thanks for making my expatriation kit complete.

Oh god, we just want to have one thread to have some fun, don't spoil it. There is like 6 gorilion of other threads about jews.

The EU can suck my fat British cock.

Pizza pasta mandolino mamma

Burdello bum bum

FREEDOM! Aside from European bureaucrats because I'm Jock.

Sup Forums is 90% bait threads and shitposting. These aren't even that funny desu

"We'll weather the storm like we always have."

"90% of the landmass is uninhabitable and uncultivable but at least there's oil"

We are the bacon-lego master race.

WHERE'S MY FUCKING WEED TRUDEAU

kekkest kekkings

Nothing good ever happened here and nothing good ever will.

"our best days are behind us"

Israel deserves our tax money

Fiesta plus Siesta.

At least we're not Portugal.

"Don't worry, I'll do it tomorrow."

DUDE WEED LMAO
>still no weed

fuck the EU

OP is trolling, we're LESS arab than say the saudis, but more arabs the say the turks.

We pretend to work they pretend to pay us

"At least we tried"

Mostly cucks.

b8

Forgot another one:

"49.3 !"

The whitest people on Earth

We wuz French and Dutch!

ayyy lmao

"Why are people so jealous of such a small and beautiful country : - l"

"Yea well, you cant kick us! We quit!"

Fuck you, water

Let do the opposite of whatever the [Protestants/Catholics] do!

"Stockholm cucks always knows best"

The whitest people on Earth..

...

Wiener Schnitzel

"We have signed the peace treaty, now we just need to end the conflict"

"60 millions of Little Berlusconi"

Nick nick nick, n- nick nick nick...Nickelodeooooon

Everyone hates us, even us.

if you kill your enemies they win!

WE wARE GREAT

>fucked the EU

ftfy

Spic detected. ICE en route now

According to Cesare the strongest gaul tribe of the Whole Gallia