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bloody racist
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peanut brain : BMW
Small brain : audi
medium brain : Lexus
Large brain : Mercedes
ASCENDED brain : Jaguar
Love antebellum southern architecture. Simple as.
research chemicals mentioned
Real new
last thread went by in a flash. wew
>i buy a car based on the perceptions of people who don't know anything about cars instead of buying one i enjoy
hope you don't do this lads
Rule Britannia
RC wankers report in
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Wish BMW drivers did this more often
what's deano's wife's name?
i've always know her a a charlene
i think drivers should be required to have a variety of insurance. the way the system works is just repugnant though. for instance. companies should offer loyalty schemes whereby if you stay with them and rack up 5 or more years no claims, you are then covered for up to half of them money you paid them total, without continuing to pay a premium every year. then, in the event you cause a 10 car pile up or something, your premium skyrockets across all insurers. there is literally no reason to keep charging demonstrably safe drivers hundreds of pounds every single year. forever. that's just robbery. you're paying for services you have never, and might never use.
>mercedes E class
is it from 2007 lmaooo
Are SSRIs bad?
nah 'sall good man
BMW driver - dickhead
Audi driver - paki
NO exceptions
Audi is the ultimate peanut brain car
Stacey
Molly
Maddy
Issy/Izzy
Rebecca/Becks/Becky
i was tricked
never understood the point of car insurance
My granddad came to this country from Mirpur in Pakistan, couldn't even read and write. Worked in the mills. My dad drove a taxi all his life. I drive a Mercedes. Who says Muslims don't integrate?
Horny beyond belief
I got an old BMW because it was cheap, low mileage, full service history. I'd love a jag if I could afford one. I appreciate a lot of wankers drive BMWs. They are good cars though
ssris are useful if you absolutely need a serotonin boost to even consider getting out of bed and improving your life
if you're taking ssris and not taking any other steps to improve your mental health you're ultimately making things worse for yourself
was singing along to the baby driver soundtrack and some lights earlier and a car full of girls pulled up next to me and started pissing themselves with laughter
got really anxious and stalled when trying to pull off too quickly
Why are the British police so scared? Why are they more concerned about how loving and inclusive they look than actually stopping criminals
>not running everywhere
y tho
What's a patrician car then you dickheads
>the ruins are
love all those dickheads who think they got serotonin syndrome because they had a shitty comedown
dire, utterly dire
poor lad
Ford fiesta
Favourite albums of the year?
leftism
I agree.
really don't feel included in /brit/ anymore
why is everyone being so mean to me
jags
saabs
volvos
Your mum's Blacked.com back catalogue
ford mondeo
there are plenty of patrician cars in all price ranges
True patrician.
Mercedes S Class
Jaguar XJ
BMW 7 Series
stuff doctors/GPs drive
generally true. i always think if you havent used it in a number of years it should effectively be like a savings account lol but they're selling piece of mind so what you gonna do
it makes more sense for cars than say
phone insurance and shit like that because when you trade the phone in undamaged you don't get any of the money back. you just need to be careful estimating what you use insurance for. in general - expensive stuff that's used regularly.
Just comedown anxiety/paranoia innit.
fuck off bena/lickdick
because it's such a fucking hassle for them if they even get accused of being discriminatory or profiling in any way
they get suspended, pay docked and/or have to fill out a shed load of paperwork
it's such a pisstake
>why YES I sniff powder I ordered off a site on the internet, it's clearly safe becase a clinical study using a highly-controlled substance said it was! Clearly the same substance I've bought off a complete stranger
cannot STAND drug users
Diaspora by Christian Scott
>not looking right at them and singing louder terribly
bet they looked cute laughing
toyota GT86
who deserved it more; louis xvi or nicholas ii?
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any cheapcore man in?
Fuck off
german cars are a meme
hoping to make some friends at uni this year lads
great post this one
Saturation II
Flower Boy
>music
fuck off back to Sup Forums you boring twats
sniff charlie and whizz and i know its bad
fuck off
>hoping to make some friends at uni this year lads
Don't waste your time. They're all cunts
*plays your head like a bongo drum*
lighten up
British police aren’t even allowed to carry guns any more. Is it any wonder they have turned into massive pussies?
Virgin posho v Chad man of the people
>banging on his bongo like a chimpanzee
McLaren
i fucking HATE having curly hair
simpson eh? i'll remember that name
Imagine you're driving down the road, some Deano in his decked out Corsa pulls out a side road, you have to swerve to avoid him and end up going through some old woman's garden wall and the front room of her house.
Deano drives off into the night never to be seen again and you don't get his reg. You tell the old woman what happened but she (and everyone else) has no reason to believe what happened and even if she did it doesn't help because there is no way to claim back the money from Deano; only you.
Now you find yourself facing tens of thousands of pounds of legal liabilities to fix this old bint's garden wall and house. Unless you're a fucking oil sheik you literally cannot afford any of that shit.
But good ol' Mr Insurance company saves your arse because it protects you against third party liabilities (literally the whole point of insurance, fixing your own car is a meme benefit) so you end up paying nothing (or paying a couple hundred quid excess if you decide to claim for the damage to your car).
>Jaguar XJ
you mean F-type
one of the best posts i've seen in a long, long time
I shouldn't have to pay for peace of mind. At least not every year for my entire life forever.
My neighbour is a doctor. Drives a 3 series. Asked him for a jump start once. He literally didn't know where the battery was or how to get to it. I had to show him.
>virgin posho
>has about 6 kids
fuck off rasheed
Fuck off Shlomo
wavy hair master race
>has twice the kids Corbyn has
corbz is a turbovirgin
business plan: get a pet, get life insurance for my pet, do not get attached, kill it, and reap the benefits
Caffeine is amazing.
fuck sake deano
i know i NEED a way of making my hair wavy.
fuck curly hair seriously it's shit
heheh gr8 b8 m8
Remember they showed us this advert in my driving awareness course
Emilia
>why NO I never take risks in the interest of having a good time
boring limp dick
same desu
pet insurance is actually rife with fraud kek
zankoku na tenshi no teeze
mdma is for children
I unironically take meth to roll
thinking about deleting the old facebook
repugnant reprobate
do you people browse car catalogs? how do you know all the different models and types and their relative advantages and pitfalls?
my heart goes out to the poor intern who had to spend weeks photoshopping this
shame she got fat
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Dashcam. Problem solved.
Try again.
Don't know whether to buy drugs or new clothes