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>With just one fight a year from 2011-2016, ex-UFC title challenger Cat Zingano says she has a fight booked
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>Fabricio Werdum throws boomerang at Colby Covington in street altercation
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sleep tight fedor

Why?

covington = r*ddit

werdum = /heem/

discussion over

OP nobody's dedication matches yours the news and events surely leaves the spammer sore, we all love what you have done, now all these haters are on the run!

i should heem you for this post

Uhhhh no sweetie

>getting worked to the point you commit assault with a weapon and risk jail time
The dump of memecio.

wrong. /heem/ are civilized people who shower regularly. Colby is our guy.

>Mfw I worked Colby Cannington into a real life shoot

Colby "magana" Borington

Based thankful dc

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>Biscan "fans" find another average boring fighter to bandwagon

gooby

In real world werdum looks "uncivilized" or whatever like you so called civilized first worlders like to say all the time to feel like patricians but in the fighting world Colby looks like a BIIIIIIIIIITCh haha

Werdum has to go to court in Australia next month or hire a lawyer. He got worked into a jail cell LMAO

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>flag
>post
F I L T H Y

sleep tight fedor

Cannington thought MMA was mandrama and got worked into thinking what he said didn't have any real life repercussions

Based Cat getting another fight

did the undertaker go to jail when he hanged Big Boss Man from a steel cage?

this is the same thing

Tyrone is desperately shifting weight classes, up and down to avoid fighting Colby

No one said a word

Here's why

>assault with a weapon
it's a children's toy you fucking pansy

>Mfw i worked memecio into prison

>first worlders
>serbia

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Thatd be Werdum since he's getting a court summons LMAO

RDAs a big guy

>HUEHUEHUEHUE

That's a really good webm. Thanks for posting. I can't belive I missed that

Business idea:
>Cut 95% of the Brazilian fighters from the UFC roster.
>The remaining 5% are allowed to stay but they only get paid with bananas and sopa de macaco
>They're kept in a holding cage at the UFC performance institute and are only allowed out to train for 1 hour a day provided they have good behaviour

There. I've saved the UFC a lot of money and headaches.

Which well known fighter, active or retired has the worst mma related CTE? Besides goodridge he was a plug

tim was always based.

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Fabricio doesn't have magical powers and a cult, though.

>Colby "Magana" Borington in charge of not being that kid on the playground who always cried to the teacher when no one wanted to pass the ball to him

mommy?

>tim sylvia and chas skelly

wgaf
buncha filthy animals like cyborg and werdum who couldn't contain themselves

Covington is a bigger pussy than Magana if he's actually pressing charges. That's not some mandrama story line. That's literally him being too big of a pussy to handle it himself so he's cowering behind the cops

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Apparently you like more mandrama than fighting. Weak desu.
Is there any real MMA fan in this shitty general? As in fan of fighting and techniques?

>implying we're not first world compared to the dump that is brazil

literally who, nobodies coming out the woodwork to get the rub of big promo colby.

GREAT PLAN

>tim sylvia
>a who
holy shit

>As in fan of fighting and techniques?
Not since /asp/ies invaded lad. Unironically the /mmag/ general on /asp/ has more combat discussion. 99% of people who post here never trained a day in their life.

the martial arts general on /asp/ is unironically superior

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me on the left

Stay there

hardly my slightly tanned brother
also as far as i know you got a big brasilian minority in ur country
Ljuba Alicic, Saban Saulic, Sinan Sakic... i could go on ya know

>s-such a loser

Mom a fan?

Worked.

don't work yourself mark, it's a general for people who actually train.

Sorry we didn't use your thread turby. Maybe next time!

These guys are working you amigo stop giving them (you)s

gooby

for sure ive been a YUGE asp fan before mandrama my guy

Why is Jones tagged in this? Did he say something?

>Crying to the police cause you got pimp slapped in public
Howling

SEETHING

Are there females on heem?
Btw, who is your favorite female fighter in the UFC?

Lol Filthy Animal going to jail.

Cant wait for this meme to end next desu

Thats real life, h8r. Not everywhere is a filthy favela dump full of animals

>>Fabricio Werdum throws boomerang at Colby Covington in street altercation
Cryington is PRESSING CHARGES!

LOLOLOLOL
LOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOL

holy fucking worked

lmaoing my ass off

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Jon jones said that he despises racism and said "good job werdum". Colby called him "a criminal condoning assault"

>Pressing charges for getting hit with a kid's toy when you're a professional fighter

JADE APPROVES

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>the /mmag/ general on /asp/
wew i didn't knew there was one

wasn't the scatposters masterplan to move heem to asp too?!
and why?

I unironically Huehuehue. Looks like a SNL skit

fug i meant to post this, not that Sup Forums shit

Colby is a fighter. He gets punched to the face for a living and tries to sell a tough image to the public

>missing out on FREE MONEY

No, because of the pretext of the conflict I think it's more alpha to force him to play by the civilized world's standards for his actions.

holy shit what a cuck

>get boomeranged
>call cops

haha that's why people love it my guy

"When hit me and scared me with that boomerang, I called the police. What would you do? It's against the law. And he's bigger than me. But I'd do the same to Woodley. If anyone touches me outside the cage, I'm calling the police."

OMG he's a bitch

That general is more about people discussing fighting styles than just UFC like here. Less drama too.

should springs and i go put sugar in colby's gast tank or something?

In the Octagon in a professional setting. not with some filthy animals at the zoo like mandrama fighters

He was the one starting it. He looks like a bitch regardless of the setting.

HEEMINDER that Masvidal talked about how Colby is such a hard case that mouths off to cops all the time.

fuckin' pathetic

>If anyone touches me outside the cage, I'm calling the police.
And I thought Bisping was the biggest coward in UFC.

Hey Faggots,
My name is Jake, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the wrestling team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.

Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

Werdum did nothing wrong, Colby violated the NAP by mouthing off to him

for sure my man ive been huge fan of it since strikeforce

NADIA KASSEM lock of the week, is my super tip

>a boomerang

kek
colby will get fucked soon
i like to stick to one general, plus haven't trained for a couple of years now unfortunantely