/romance/-romantic country

let's see if these thread are still good
invited:spain,portugal,italy,france,romania
welcome:greece

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Hello.

Why invite Greece but no Switzerland or Belgium?

Bonjour les copains.

>parler anglais

but spanish and portugal have a general?

triste de voir à quoi nous sommes réduits n'est-ce pas ?

buonasera

Les Français aiment-ils être inclus dans Romance? Parce que tout le monde pense que nous sommes des sudistes marrons desu.

buonjourno

Bien sûr que nous sommes /romance/.

>qsq non ho una carina ragazza italiana

youtube.com/watch?v=krtnt191Drg

*licks your ear*

>They are actually trying to communicate speaking in their languages.

Men, Roman empire has died a long time ago, speak in english.

On sait que nous sommes les seuls, avec les nord-italiens, à valoir quoi que ce soit dans le groupe depuis la renaissance

facciamo un tentativo

C'est l'intimidation pour les Ibères du Nord et les Castilliens. Deux grands empires et étonnants écrivains explorateurs et conquérants.

>el eternal cornudo

It would be impossible, our languages are too different at this point. Also It would be a worthless waste of money.

sugi pula handicapatule

but i study french in middle school, then i forgot all

non le nostre, italiani e spagnoli si capiscono comunque

je suis parfaitement capable de lire ceci
>muh langages trop éloignés

io non sono capace di capire bene te però

Convidamos os alemães para este fio ?

Eles sempre quiseram ser Românicos, ao ponto do Hitler copiar os Romanos.

>bravo

kek. Like congratulating a fucking kid

Los alemanes querían muchas cosas, entre ellas meternos en el horno a todos los iberos.... otra cosa es que no tuvo la ocasión....

No, we dont understand each other.

postez des tableaux

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O Hitler achava que Italianos até Roma, e Iberos até Madrid misturados com "Germânicos".


> The Nazis also claimed that the Spanish and Portuguese empires were examples of Nordic power since, at the time, their governments were run by the descendants of the Germanic Visigoths that had invaded earlier. However, they did admit that the masses during these four civilizations were Mediterranean. And Germans of all European races were classified as Aryan.[43]

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>france
excuse me but no
i think you meant Occitania perhaps but not France

>Vult loqui de perfidus lingua

>convidar o Germânico eterno para o fio
Foi a entrada de alemães que destruiu o Império Ocidental, vamos tentar não fazer o mesmo erro duas vezes

ME ESTAS DICIENDO QUE ERAMOS GERMANICOS Y MIERDAAAAA?

Postez des enrichissements

You are invited until Bruges at least, where you share similarities with Northern Iberians.

>> The Nazis also claimed that the Spanish and Portuguese empires were examples of Nordic power since, at the time, their governments were run by the descendants of the Germanic Visigoths that had invaded earlier. However, they did admit that the masses during these four civilizations were Mediterranean. And Germans of all European races were classified as Aryan.[43]
NÓS

ISTO, os alemães são sub-humanos que só pensam em destruir

ÉTIONS

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ERAMOS

French is too different to be spoken here, nobody understands it
Occitan could be understood but no one speaks it outside of one user iirc

Rome had it coming.

Oh shit I probably have German blood in me since I'm from NorthWestern Iberia.

Oh shit if the Germans ever invade I'm going to be conscripted into their autism divisions with weird symbols.

Have you ever slaughtered so much you almost lost count ?

pas entre confrères

fug

just post non-romans being btfo

Leggere il francese non è difficile...

>Leggere
?

I don't want to speak english in a romance thread

Menos mal que soy un moro mierdas del sur, al menos no tengo sangre germánica. kek

:V

J'aime bien ce concept quand même, chacun parle dans sa langue et on se comprend plus ou moins

>The battle that saved Europe
You're welcome.

au premier abord je dirai lire

Calma aí. Ser Ibero do norte em príncipio tens sangue Germânico.

NO ENTANTO ! Se fores da zona da Andalucia também podes ter sangue Germânico porque o Carlos V mandou toneladas de Alemães e Eslavos do Império Sacro Romano para a Andalucia.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJ
EL TURCO

radical

Si eres de Jaén podrías tener genes germanicos

lego legere legi lectus

il faut rapprendre le latin

>Leggere
Read

Thank another Romance country for something ITT.

Thank you France for Tours, otherwise Pelagius would never be able to start the Reconquista.

*Lire
Ou se parla lemba latina

Quiero una novia(novio) italiano

>Se fores da zona da Andalucia também podes ter sangue Germânico porque o Carlos V mandou toneladas de Alemães e Eslavos do Império Sacro Romano para a Andalucia.

¿Porqué la vida es tan cruel?

Jajjajajajjajajajjakajkajkjkajkjkajkajkjakjkajajjajajajjaa

Nah, soy de Málaga. Nosotros somos literalmente lo más moro que hay de toda Andalucía.

merci au portugal (et à l'espagne) pour la reconquista
merci à l'italie pour la renaissance

*throws fire ships at your armada*

nothing personal kid

Pic related looks like an anime

Vê o lado positivo. Graças a esse sangue eu posso passar por nativo em qualquer país da Europa ocidental menos Holanda e Alemanha.

No hay nada de positivo en parecerse a los "europeos occidentales".

>it's a rivals put their differences aside to fight greater evil episode

Non in futuro ;)

*sends Suebi larper peaseants behind you*

nothing personnel

Highly doubt there we only 12000 on the christian side.

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Reconquista is coming desu

El anglicANO

SHEIIIIT

France, give Occitania back.

Yees, want to be invited too...

E os ingleses ainda dizem que ganham tudo.

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My name is Francisco de Sarmiento and this is Jackass

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You're invited don't worry.

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refer to

Leaf'd

You're like a black guy putting white powder in his own face

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we won a lot of wars too, war-posting is boring desu

Made in Romania

dont be so mad my moor friend.

I know. I just wanted to remind you Spain is literally the country responsible for the start of fall of your empire.

no, napoleon 3 was the start the fall of our empire and it is a historical fact.

We all know it's Russia since you killed Constantinople and turned it into a shithole.

youtube.com/watch?v=fPgbydq3qMs

I am suebi my friend,don't project your insecurities.

how does one fuck it up so badly?

>Losing Lepanto at the height of its power

LEL. That's Waterloo tier.

Spain killed you. It's a fact.

i dont have any insecurities fellow moor.

factually napoleon 3 is the one who started the fall of otto empire, it has nothing to do with ruskies, they came too late and picked on already very weak ottomans.

How can the Portuguese, a people so chill and easy-going, be only second to Rome in terms of military success? They never attack other countries, they're always attacked and when they could just invade back, they never do.
What gave them such warfare genes?