I wish I had a busty mexican mother who would help me when I broke my arms and doctor ordered her to masturbate me for...

I wish I had a busty mexican mother who would help me when I broke my arms and doctor ordered her to masturbate me for health reasons.

>Mamá, por favor....
>¡Voy a tener orgasmo!
>¡Mamá, eyaculado ahora!

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>>Mamá, por favor....
>>¡Voy a tener orgasmo!
>>¡Mamá, eyaculado ahora!
Ahahahahahahaha your Spanish is broken as shit, man.
Nobody in history has ever said that outside of manga. Also Mexico is unfortunately very catholic so I doubt a Mexican woman would be willing to do such thing.

Mad chicano.

>Mamá, por favor....
>¡Voy a tener orgasmo!
>¡Mamá, eyaculado ahora!

PUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT THE FUCK IM AM READING?

>Mex flag
>Chicano
Are you legally retarded? Fuck off.

It would make it even more arousing...
Mother doing the forbidden thing. Touhing and pleasuting his sons penis

>mama, soy penis....por favor
>muchos traga la sperme

pls stop

pero quiero una madre mexicana para acariciar mi pene y comer mi esperma

>y comer mi esperma

HAHAHAHA

>pero quiero una madre mexicana para acariciar mi pene y comer mi esperma

oh my sides hahahahahahahahahha

>mama, soy penis....por favor
>muchos traga la sperme
Paki tier

¿por qué te ríes de mí, puta mierda, fart culo cunt tit poop ..

te golpearé y te patearé el culo

>mama, soy penis....por favor
>comer mi esperma
FUCKING CHRIST JUST STOP

Haha pero que leen mis bellos ojos

stop please

Stop bullying me

detener mi tentación. Soy descansos y sensibles del pene minu si me tientas. yo o yo quiero que chupe la polla de mi madre mexicana. una maravillosa madre mexicana, dame un centavo y toma mi pierce en tu boca.

keep posting milfs ignore the spics and sp*niards

>EL BRIT-ANICO talking shit
Fuck off.

Although yes, please ignore the Spaniards, they're cunts.

>la polla de mi madre mexicana.
AAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJSKAKAJSKAJSKAKSJAKAJSSKAKSJAJSKKAJJJAJAJSJAJSJAJAJSJAJKAJSKKKSKKKKKAJAKSKAKAKKAKAJSKAJSJAJSJAJJSJAKSJAJJSJAJSJ

WHAT´S WRONG WITH YOU?!

Im currently learning spanish but dont know yet all the language nuances

HOLY FUCKING KEK

Finland, you're doing great sweetie

Grazie

Sorry about mocking you
Keep learning and maybe one day you'll get a Mexican hag to play mommy with

hey man, you need to improve your spanish, get in here if you want:

t.me/joinchat/B15KkQyxI2mMQaQCANdcrg

This is British tier fantasy.

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090521140930AAFgNqX

lol

m-more?

>It would make it even more arousing...
Mother doing the forbidden thing. Touhing and pleasuting her sons penis

Ah, I see youre a man of culture and breeding as well.

6,240/10

Assuming you translated it directly from Finnish... What a retarded language you got lads. Subhuman tier.

>ONDA VITAL calling anyone subhuman
A chingar a tu madre a todo gas, puto español de cagada.

>Puto español de "cagada"

Mira macho, que lo diga un mexicANO que en 500 años aún no habéis aprendido a utilizar el subjuntivo correctamente, manda cojones.

No entiendo dialectos de retrasados, lo siento Lobezno. Debe ser porque vives en la Jungla de Cristal, mejor cambiemos y te vas Tú a Londres y yo a California.
O si no háblale a Bitelchús, al Tío Golpetazo o a Don Pepe y sus globos para que te ayuden.

ESP*ÑOL BTFO

>Brit/Norwegian/Mericun comes to ex-ussr thread and starts to speak broken Russian in ridiculous manner
>everyone else in the thread helps him out
Finnman starts to speak broken Spanish
>every Mexican on Sup Forums bolts here to laugh at him
Western civilization everyone

I don't think you understand how funny that shit was. It's not like he was asking for help, he was literally translating shit from an /ss/ hentai manga with google's terrible translator.

Also Mexicans love to make fun of everybody, we even hate each other. Why does it surprise you?

>ask lat and lang for help
Receive encouragement and actual advice
>shitpost about your mom's penis
Receive golden faces

????"!!-$+%%%%+$

Never talked to Mexicans even on Sup Forums.

If there's one thing the Mexican loves is laughing, even if it's at someone in trouble.

>mama, soy penis....por favor
>muchos traga la sperme
Keep going.

ay caramba!

Maritza Mendez btw.

Please post more, Papi~~

Fucking kek

Are you mad?

Drink tequila is the same

they get too fat at that age, an Argentine mama would be better I think

>Argent*na
Vomit

What is the finn saying that's making the spanish speakers laugh?

It's been a few years since I slept in Spanish class but isn't "mama,soy penis...por favor" mean mom I am penis please

Very broken spanish, see Yes kek

Sounds like something a turk or an Indian would say

that's why your emigrants are unable to assimilate into american culture. you tend to be such sadistic assholes

>saying that mexico is very catholic so this can't happen
>implying mexicans would give a fuck
Where the hell do you live? Everyone I know gets pissed drunk and bangs on Saturday, then they go walking on their knees straight to church on Sunday. If anything, being Catholics gives us a lot of leeway for that shit, even if it doesn't really work like that.
Also
>unfortunately
Jeez, that's like, your opinion, mexibro. Just don't get chairo about it.

now i want to fuck a mexican mother

It's funny how cute you can sound being a degenerate bastard.

Vaya puta gorda
Mejiacanos dais verguenza

Exterminaos ya

Come here and fix our shitty race pls

Tú das más vergüenza con esa lengua medieval que ustedes ilusos hablan. O debería decir, "visitris hiblais"

Nah those fags are just ignorant. I can't understand how you can move to another country and refuse to try to learn their language.
I'm from CDMX, I'm like 1500 miles away from the burgers and my English is flawless for the most part. If I can do it there's no reason for them not to.

Chicanos are subhuman anyway, literally who gives a shit about them? Please don't deport them because we don't want them here.

>Everyone I know gets pissed drunk and bangs on Saturday
I'm sorry you live in a shithole.

>SONGOANDA talking shit
Ábrete a la verga pendejo Español puñetas. Te diría que me chingué a tu mamá pero como es Española la verdad me daría mucho asco.

>that butthurt

>I'm sorry you live in a shithole.
I'm sorry you live in a shithole that is also trying to kill you.

yes, It *literally* says that, like a google translate sentence ...

I WANT MORE, MI PAPI WERO

JO-DER TIO

honestly, chicanos are the height of the mexican culture and personality. the drugs, the crime, the hostility, la raza, aztlan, etc

No problem everyone here likes finns

>Soy un gringo pendejo
That's what I read.

so half of mexico is exactly like what i just described? perfect, only serves my argument

>so half of mexico is exactly like what i just described?
Yes, exactly you fucking retard, that's why nobody likes Northfags.
In fact feel free to extend the US land to those states by any means necessary. We don't want them.

mexican girls are cute

>I'm from CDMX, I'm like 1500 miles away from the burgers and my English is flawless for the most part. If I can do it there's no reason for them not to.

I'm sure as fuck you are also a poor cunt without any proper schools or even roads nearby, yes. People who go the US obviously all had the same life you had.

so mexico is a shithole, that's what you're saying. such insightful commentary, none of us had any idea

no we aren't.

North :civilization
south: butthurt jungle indians, they always are angry at everytime

chicanos can't get deported
only your fellow wetbacks will be deported

Y-you too..
Nah Just poor :3

post el culo por favor

>so mexico is a shithole
Only half of it and we don't like or want that half. Learn to read you fucking mongoloid.

Burgers confirmed to be as retarded as Northfags. Fucking Christ.

>EL NORTEÑO talking shit again
How are the weekly shootings going?
¿Si puedes caminar con esas pinches botas tan grandes, pendejo? Fierro

I don't care, if they're Northfags, we don't want them back.

you won't get chicanos back, only mexicans and central americans

CHI

I mean if they lived in the North side of Mexico before jumping the wall we don't want them back, whoever the fuck it is.

Soy sureño pedazo de pendejo.

que tal mami

chicanos aren't migrants, mexicans are.

>Missing the point for the 3rd time in a row
Just keep them. Keep them all. WE. DO NOT. WANT. THEM. BACK.

yes you do, come on they're cute :)

you're the one missing the point.
chicanos aren't migrants
your people, mexicans, are being deported.
and you're going to get them all back.

This is your new country, please enjoy.

...

THis is some top shit right here.

I'm so sorry that you have to see this.
I assure you that not all Finns are like this.

I wish more Finns were like this, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

>I assure you that not all Finns are like this.

what a fucking shame.

very nice

Cut down on the vodka, mong.

Don't let this shit 404

this thread is why /bant/ is the best board on this god forsaken site