HE WAS A CONSUL OF WOME

HE WAS A CONSUL OF WOME

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Do you find it wisible...when I steal a meme?

WAIT UNTIL BIGGUS DICKUS HEARS OF THIS

SHAADUPP BIG NOSE.

he has a wife you know

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS

WELEASE WODEWICK!

CONJUGATE THE VERB

Whats his tax policy though?

A CONSOLE OF ROME?
A CONSOLE OF ROME

She's called... Incontinentia.

Render onto Caesar what is Caesars

Eh eh eh Ire, Eo, Is, It, Imus, Itis, Eunt!

BIGGUS

GAIUS

FOR YOU'US

TRVE ROMAN OTTER NOSES FOR TRVE ROMANI!

IV V.

Incontinentia Buttocks

LET ME ATHITHT YOU PONTIUTH, I MAY BE OF THUM ATHITHTANTH IF THERE ITH A THUDDEN CRITHITH

VEWY WELL
WE WILL WELEASE
WEGINALD

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Let me bring just gender politics into this fine thread because we don't have enough discussion about them on this website:

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monty python isn't funny

The setup for this was just marvelous. And the look of distress on Cleese when he realizes what's about to happen.

I'll take you to the fucking cleaners.

HE HAS SPIWIT

t. kid who grew up long after Monty Python had made their mark on the comedic landscape and thus can't see why they were a breath of fresh wind.

uhh, about eleven, sir.

I haven't seen most of monty pythons stuff. Whenever I'm shown skits I haven't seen they still hold up.

ROMANI EUNT DOMUS

Jehovah

People called Romanes they go the house?

BIGGUS
BLACKUS
DICKUS

>So, your father was a woman?

Did they predict the future here?

>unironically being in your 50s/60s
wew lad
Literally a funnier post than ANY Monty Python material

Truly ahead of the curve.

Comedy just isn't your thing, is it.

>mfw WAY more racist than any of my grandparents

>muh slippery slope

How do you ironically be a certain age?

I'm a comedy pro, I make BRRRRAAAPPPP-posts all the time

I'm from Sweden and the younger generations here are so much more racist than older generations.

eg er i frå Noreg

They dont even let their girlfriends get blacked daily! Only the mandatory monthly meeting!

That's not something to be proud of, redditors

How much black dick do you let your gf have?

Please stop virtue-signalling, faggots.

Was Pompei graffiti the Roman Sup Forums?

>projection

Hi Sup Forums!

It's not for you then, go watch some let's play with adhd editing

What's it like being literally retarded?

Yes.
>2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>I.2.23 (peristyle of the Tavern of Verecundus); 3951: Restitutus says: “Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates

>tfw to intelligent to properly read your posts

its ok user
but that irony is pretty thicc

It's like looking in a mirror

It really is.
>Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.
>mfw people have been shitposting for centuries now

>3042: Cruel Lalagus, why do you not love me?
>1520: Blondie has taught me to hate dark-haired girls. I shall hat them, if I can, but I wouldn’t mind loving them. Pompeian Venus Fisica wrote this.
>2146: Vibius Restitutus slept here alone and missed his darling Urbana
>1751: If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.

>tfw women do not know of your presence

I like the one that's something like "he who penetrates a fire will be burned", which proves the adage "don't stick your dick in crazy" is as old as man

This should be mandatory in schools at age 10, 12 and 16

What upsets me is that the slippery slope is real
>pass laws against sexism
>have data showing that the wage gap is non-existent
>women still hold marches and invent terms like "rape-culture"

>accept homosexuals and legalise everything relevant
>pass anti-discrimination laws
>trannies decide that they're not being catered to

Often there needs to be an arbitrary line just so that people have something to campaign against. Because there will always be activists in society. So even if the perfect balance of equal rights is found and implemented, there will be shit-stirrers claiming that it's not enough
Maybe slippery slope isn't the right term, more like gateway

>yfw cavepaintings were made by Oog and Mag just to shitpost about how many buffalo they'd killed

>1751: If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.

Fucking shills have always been with us.

>shitting up a comfy Python thread with your soapboxing
Cool blog bro. Fuck off, seriously.

>people start talking about politics
>respond to them with my frustrations
>"STOP SHITTING UP THE THREAD"

neck yourself

We don't have a wodewick, sir

go back to Sup Forums faglord

Yes, these are the posts we need to stop shitting up a thread. A constant back and forth of >kys and >reee Sup Forums

Reminder that Biggus Dickus is a real person and you all will be nailed to a cross for ridiculing a high ranking roman commander

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The little wascal has spiwit

tell me more about your frustrations, please

nah, I'm good
I see someone talk about socio-political matters without Sup Forums-screeching and feel compelled to vent.
But nah, I'll let you all get back to circle-jerking over the latest forced meme topic

Holy Grail's better than Life of Bryan
Flying Circus is underrated

>You can fuck Attice for about $13
Not bad.

write a blog then
you got some pretty shit opinions there lad

I have a blog; it has nothing to do with politics and is hidden from google

But Flying Circus is literally one of the best sketch-comedies ever made. Meaning of Life is basically just a watered-down collection of a few of them with more nudity

Uh, about eleven, sir

>hidden from google
youtube.com/watch?v=GH88Xwiu1pA

Attice the eternal whore

"People called Romanes, they go the house?"

No, no.. Spiwit! Bwavado! A touch of dewwing-do.

One thing I love about the "release Roger" scene is that in the Bible, the "Other Guy" that got released instead of Jesus was Barabbas. Which would have been great for Pontius to mispronounce. Or, hearing Bigus mispronounce "Jesus" would have been great too.

>jethuth kwitht
alternatively
>uethua ha nothtwi

I watched this movie for the first time a couple months ago. This scene amazed me. Could not be more relevant.

>the best Monty Python scene, which hasn't aged badly at all, is just making fun of lisps

HE WAS A MURDERA...AND A WRAPIST

I'm amazed that all those por people disabled with lisps haven't started a protetht.

I'm so glad I grew up watching Monty Python and silly slapstick movies like The Naked Gun.
My dad has always had amazing taste in film and TV.

WELEASE WROBERT

>struggle against reality
what the shit, they would not get away with it these days

>Best Monty Python scene
>not RAF banter
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Hughquim here, biggus dickus' achievements were largely overassume'd with phytom nonty, yes.