Which TV characters do you identify with the most?

Which TV characters do you identify with the most?
Pic related. I identify with Rick

what a funny thread i can be a part of i am cat dog in this thread hahahha am i reddit or Sup Forums lolololol

fuck tv are you serious

Pic related. I identify with Rick

Clay Puppington

I identify with Rick

For me, it's Rick.

I identify with Rick, intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

epic thread, simply epkc

Daryl from The walking Dead xD

I identify with the dad from Life with Louie.

>But Daaaaaaaaad this new super hero movie is K.I.N.O.
>I dunno son, looks like a rather faggy movie where they put women into powerful roles, while in reality the women would be raped to kingdom come and get their unborn babies used for bayonet practice.
>Daaaaaad

reddit

I don't know

can someone quiz me so I can find out

What are you most afraid of?

Women

Women

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I dont have any proper fears

maybe getting brain cancer or perhaps when you swim really far out into the sea and you feel the water turn colder, then you look down and its all black, and you feel something brush against your leg. So you start rushing back to shore but because of the current it takes you 3x longer to get back than it did to get out

Oh wait I forgot, I do have a proper fear, women.

don't get this meme

got a bird on the go at the moment
whats to be scared of about women, they are small

That's the post modern world for ya. We ALL feel like that and they created Rick to reflect that.

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> I don't know
> can someone quiz me so I can find out

BURN!

Stop lying, or post her asshole

What is irony

i'm not really into assholes desu
never saw the appeal, shit comes from there

plus when a penis fits comfy inside a vagina whats the point, I can only imagine anal must hurt your willy a little bit, I once fucked a girl who was too tight and I've gotta be honest it wasn't even that pleasant

asshole is liek that x 10

Stop lying or post her vagina, you know, that hole that has fish smelling slime and blood pour out of

*Burps loudly*

I've never taken nude photos of any of the girls I've slept with

seems weird

and even if I had, I wouldn't post it. I have nothing to prove to you and don't care if you believe me. I'm just enjoying our discourse

>I'm lying: The post

nothing I've said is particularly hard to believe

or do you unironically believe everyone on the chon is a virgin

>he's still lying

Top kek

ok have a nice evening x

You too, with your girlfriend pffffffffff

I don't have a girlfriend
never said that, she would be my gf if I wanted it, but I don't

I identify with Rick because he's the only person that I know of, real or fictional, that has shown a love for wafers.

Why does no one like wafers ;__;

>I have nothing but Sup Forums argument memes to defend myself

>lying and delusional

That's pretty sad

honestly no idea why you're being like this
I thought we were having a perfectly amicable discussion

its really not my fault you can't talk to women

I'm just bumping the thread, stupid ass

I bet you're a legitimate autismo

Neither can you and you have no evidence to support your claim

>evidence
I already said I have nothing to prove
this is Sup Forums not the nuremberg trials, you can think what you want. I'm out byee

Why are you even pretending when your anonymous? Who the fuck would even care IF you did ever have a relationship? Just stop trying to pretend you're a chad

>nuremberg trials
>proof

get schwifty guys!!!

Quads

what the hell are the yummy burger trials? are all americans this deluded?

We just have so much in common: we're both sophisticated, successful men with charming good looks and confidence, and the great skill of leadership.

I used to be so good at impersonating both of their voices.

>that feel when voice changed into a pile of nasally dogshit

>Identify

No.

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>Welcome to Reddit Morty!
>Funny cat pictures Rick!
>Wow here's an upboat Morty!
>Karma conspiracy Rick!
>Wait til le Summer hears about this one. Front Page Morty!
>I tip my hat to you, I tip my fedora to you Rick!
>And in this moment I am euphoric Morty!
>You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. Who said chivalry is dead Rick!
>Carl Sagan +1 Adios Morty!

one of the rednecks in wrong turn

They could do that and redditors would not even be aware they're taking the piss

No memes, I identify with Rust. I am depressed though, so it probably helps.

This is me: intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor

But why

James Delaney, mhmm

Mhhhm, be very, very careeful now, mhhmm

Quit lying to yourself, you and I both know you are a Morty

don't bring Carl Sagan into this you son of a bitch

My friend tried to get me into the show. Watched a random episode with him. Total garbage.

I identify with Rick because I'm am a lot smarter than most of my generation

Hal from Malcolm In The Middle.
We both have major body hair, and need regular grooming.

virgin neet that never accomplished anything.

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