How would you cook this pig in your country?

how would you cook this pig in your country?

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I would chase random muslims in the street while waving this piggy before their faces and yell 'OINK OINK SQUEEE' at them
Then I would set it free, proudly pat it on the head, and shed a manly tear as it vigorously waddles into the sunset. 'You done good, ole pig' I would say. 'You done good.'

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what the fuck?

Leitão is better than sex

Roast it whole. The meat gets tender, juicy and slightly smoked, which is absolutely fucking delicious.

Take bites out of it like an apple.

The usual way in this cunt, with some chimichurri.

softly because he's sleeping

Lechón relleno al horno

We would roast the whole pig as it is and rip it off into small lumps to eat

delete this shit
this is the proper leitão, or pic related (from segovia, spain)

wow, you even managed to fuck up something as magnificent as a pig. holy shit, what a fucking abomination

disgusting

disgusting

Looks like a sleeping wh*Toid

nothing is more disgusting than a turk though

>Meanwhile in reality the pole will drag the poor pig to it's layer feeds it shebeast mate and feral spawn

Sleep tight piggu

why are whites such subhumans?

>the piggy's troubles are now over, try not to be too jealous

Spit roast it or smoke it on a barbecue, naturally.

fillet as much meat as I can and season it al pastor with:
guajillo pepper, ancho pepper, chipotle, garlic, onion, vinegar, orange juice, pineapple, clove, cumin, oregano, grilled tomatoes and salt
fry it in a pan or do it in a kebab way and serve it in tacos
slowly cook the rest of the meat for 6 hours in a clay recipient and with banana leaves in a pibíl style

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Throw it over a fire.

wrap it up in tin foil and toss it in the grill

He looks so peaceful

10/10
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Never prepared a whole pig.

Probably put it on a grill.

secretly

cut off the legs and head to be used in bean soup. probably save the tongue and offal if present for a solyanka style soup. marinade the rest for a day or two and grill on fire or if it's really shitty weather in the oven.

>while waving this piggy
They're pretty heavy when they're as big as on your pic. You won't wave it around unles you're strong like Arnold.

in the only possible way

Meat is murder

Uh que rico, lo que debe ser probar eso.

On a stick.

No

This, thanks Joao

That would be cannibalism.