Bigger Luke edition
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doing a cry
>the bigger luke theory isn't real
thoughts?
anime
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absolute retard
>The tubby tyrant delivered a fiery response to Donald Trump's UN address, where he declared North Korea would be destroyed if they did not give up their nuclear missiles.
>He said: "I am now thinking hard about what response he could have expected when he allowed such eccentric words to trip off his tongue.
>"Whatever Trump might have expected, he will face results beyond his expectation.
bit scared lads
>T'ra Saa, a tree with pronounced breasts.
More like 2 pukes
heh
Is there any credence to the Bigger Kev theory?
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How it is even possible to be left libertarian? Everything leftists believe in contradicts libertarianism.
he's a big guy
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babestation
Does everyone have to pay council tax?
isn't that basically like paying rent twice?
Thinking of a good ol fapncry in a bit
do you live in tokyo?
when you make a coat out of your granddads carpet
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yea
I'm so happy the gamer girl I dated was closeted. You'd never have guessed that girl was up till 5am every morning with her WoW guild.
I'm looking forward to it
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Would rather just have a meat pie or sausages really
Students don't have to pay it
need a WoW gf that doesn't shower and wees in bottles
can you translate the lyrics of this short song please?
Is it like Blade Runner? And you live in a flat with a view of even more flats and skyscrapers?
I'm a student of life
why does everything have to cost more money than i have/am willing to spend?
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TUNE
haha loser
Jews
these Greek pies are really good
the push to send everyone to uni is one of the most harmful campaigns ever desu
at most only 2% of people should go to uni
Once was with a girl that she was a pro quake gamer and never told me until I started talking about it one day
LOL just found a pub on Google Earth. Reckon anyone ever makes jokes about its name?
You posted that one already
that is a man
thought wine/champagne would be nice and classy turns out its disgusting
my dad
No....
Shouldnt have bought shit wine then
you have to sip it
and taste each sip by swirling the cup prior and holding it in your mouth for a good 5 seconds
then its nice
you're disgusting
Got an interview with Marks & Spencer lads
You just need to spend a few a terms at the university of life.
It's good on the short term because it makes youth unemployment look lower
Guess my location based on forecast
That's a man theres hormone blockers on the table
reckon people who aren't brought up around wine never get a taste for it
>swirling the cup prior
for what reason
my dad is literally phil collins desu, my mum was a groupie of his in the 80s
They need to someone to scrub the shitters?
it aerates it and makes it taste better
youre also supposed to smell it a bit beforehand and stuff
my dad taught me how to taste wine when i turned 18
probably not.
No
Bell isn't funny in and of itself
Want to buy a new tele but I knew eventually 4k will become the new standard and I will have to buy a new one.
What are some films where the bad guy turns out to be a good guy after all?
they are morning after pills
No but I can check for you lad
awful place to work
did 18 months while in uni and I realised how shit people are
john lewis and m&s have the worst type of customers, you'll hate it and you'll hate yourself
It's delicious I tried it for the first time last week. You have to pay good money though, deano
>you have to sip it
>and taste each sip by swirling the cup prior and holding it in your mouth for a good 5 seconds
>then its nice
having gin mixed with ouzo mixed with pernod mixed with red bull
I call it a Superfluous Nipple
Hurr Durr people being educated is bad
lad...
Missouri, Montana
colorado
most bit TVs are 4K
4K won't be standard till like 2025
actually more like 2030. 4K content is super rare
>howdy fellow lads, I'm American but I know how to fit in with you Brits, I'm basically a Brit myself haha
4D chess
I just need a job mang. I EVEN considered working for Amazon.
It's not just bell, it's bell inn.
whys Amazon bad
Ok, so here's my plan so far:
>next time she brings up relationships/gfs
>if (weAreAlone){
>I'll bring up i need help learning how to please women
>if and when she tries to explain something to me i'll ask her to be more graphic, eventually to show me.
>she'll say something about why she can't
>i'll bring up the time she hit on me
>she'll deny it, probably
>i'll tell her it's ok, that i don't care, etc.
>tell her she'll always be my mom, if i think she's scared
>see where it goes from there.
>}
Is it too autistic? What would you guys do differently? would you add or remove any step?
>implying
Looks like a tranny
He's switched tactics
woah....
profound....
remind me again why the fuck Banksy is famous?
literal New Yorker cartoon tier
Worked for amazon too, got 2 strikes in the first week for being like a minute late
lel
>not just chugging a jug of cheap wine
t. rosbif
doing a poo
It's like you read a doujin for instructions
Imagine living your life based on what societies standards are. Can't imagine being this pleb
I live in a shitty dorm i can only see railways and other flats
People going to ex-polys to study pond management is not helpful to anyone, all it means is that free tuition is no longer affordable for everyone
Only the top ten universities should have free tuition, everyone should have to pay
literally 99% of the population btw
it would only be funny if it were the Bell End inn. Or the Bell Shine inn. The shiny bell. You don't get it fuck off.
When the left blame russia it's codewords for "we"
you don't need to go to uni to get an education and many fields of study are 100% bullshit like women's studies and queer theory and all assorted nonsense
You're a warehouse worker except you get really closely monitored and micromanaged by machines. It's very easy to slip up a couple of times and lose your job because of it
Suddenly Korean?
would unironically love to study a course titled all assorted nonsense
Most uni people aren't very well educated and you know that
It's about getting the most our of a financial investment mate
I buy the CR chardonnay
When I live like a normie I feel "fine" but unsatisfied
When I make efforts to live my own kind of life and to strive for something more than just routines, I feel like I'm making progress but also feel unbearable isolation and sadness that always makes me give up after only a few days of trying and go back to being a normie again.
I wonder if its even worth self-actualisation if it makes me so sad
that's because you unironically wear a fedora
Ah yes, the "all uni courses are gender studies" strawman