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Bigger Luke edition

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doing a cry

>the bigger luke theory isn't real

thoughts?

anime

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absolute retard

>The tubby tyrant delivered a fiery response to Donald Trump's UN address, where he declared North Korea would be destroyed if they did not give up their nuclear missiles.

>He said: "I am now thinking hard about what response he could have expected when he allowed such eccentric words to trip off his tongue.

>"Whatever Trump might have expected, he will face results beyond his expectation.

bit scared lads

>T'ra Saa, a tree with pronounced breasts.

More like 2 pukes
heh

Is there any credence to the Bigger Kev theory?

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How it is even possible to be left libertarian? Everything leftists believe in contradicts libertarianism.

he's a big guy

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babestation

Does everyone have to pay council tax?

isn't that basically like paying rent twice?

Thinking of a good ol fapncry in a bit

do you live in tokyo?

when you make a coat out of your granddads carpet

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yea

I'm so happy the gamer girl I dated was closeted. You'd never have guessed that girl was up till 5am every morning with her WoW guild.

I'm looking forward to it
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Would rather just have a meat pie or sausages really

Students don't have to pay it

need a WoW gf that doesn't shower and wees in bottles

can you translate the lyrics of this short song please?

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Is it like Blade Runner? And you live in a flat with a view of even more flats and skyscrapers?

I'm a student of life

why does everything have to cost more money than i have/am willing to spend?

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TUNE

haha loser

Jews

these Greek pies are really good

the push to send everyone to uni is one of the most harmful campaigns ever desu

at most only 2% of people should go to uni

Once was with a girl that she was a pro quake gamer and never told me until I started talking about it one day

LOL just found a pub on Google Earth. Reckon anyone ever makes jokes about its name?

You posted that one already

that is a man

thought wine/champagne would be nice and classy turns out its disgusting

my dad

No....


Shouldnt have bought shit wine then

you have to sip it
and taste each sip by swirling the cup prior and holding it in your mouth for a good 5 seconds
then its nice

you're disgusting

Got an interview with Marks & Spencer lads

You just need to spend a few a terms at the university of life.

It's good on the short term because it makes youth unemployment look lower

Guess my location based on forecast

That's a man theres hormone blockers on the table

reckon people who aren't brought up around wine never get a taste for it

>swirling the cup prior
for what reason

my dad is literally phil collins desu, my mum was a groupie of his in the 80s

They need to someone to scrub the shitters?

it aerates it and makes it taste better
youre also supposed to smell it a bit beforehand and stuff

my dad taught me how to taste wine when i turned 18

probably not.

No
Bell isn't funny in and of itself

Want to buy a new tele but I knew eventually 4k will become the new standard and I will have to buy a new one.

What are some films where the bad guy turns out to be a good guy after all?

they are morning after pills

No but I can check for you lad

awful place to work
did 18 months while in uni and I realised how shit people are
john lewis and m&s have the worst type of customers, you'll hate it and you'll hate yourself

It's delicious I tried it for the first time last week. You have to pay good money though, deano

>you have to sip it
>and taste each sip by swirling the cup prior and holding it in your mouth for a good 5 seconds
>then its nice

having gin mixed with ouzo mixed with pernod mixed with red bull

I call it a Superfluous Nipple

Hurr Durr people being educated is bad

lad...

Missouri, Montana

colorado

most bit TVs are 4K
4K won't be standard till like 2025

actually more like 2030. 4K content is super rare

>howdy fellow lads, I'm American but I know how to fit in with you Brits, I'm basically a Brit myself haha

4D chess

I just need a job mang. I EVEN considered working for Amazon.

It's not just bell, it's bell inn.

whys Amazon bad

Ok, so here's my plan so far:

>next time she brings up relationships/gfs
>if (weAreAlone){
>I'll bring up i need help learning how to please women
>if and when she tries to explain something to me i'll ask her to be more graphic, eventually to show me.
>she'll say something about why she can't
>i'll bring up the time she hit on me
>she'll deny it, probably
>i'll tell her it's ok, that i don't care, etc.
>tell her she'll always be my mom, if i think she's scared
>see where it goes from there.
>}

Is it too autistic? What would you guys do differently? would you add or remove any step?

>implying
Looks like a tranny

He's switched tactics

woah....
profound....

remind me again why the fuck Banksy is famous?
literal New Yorker cartoon tier

Worked for amazon too, got 2 strikes in the first week for being like a minute late
lel

>not just chugging a jug of cheap wine
t. rosbif

doing a poo

It's like you read a doujin for instructions

Imagine living your life based on what societies standards are. Can't imagine being this pleb

I live in a shitty dorm i can only see railways and other flats

People going to ex-polys to study pond management is not helpful to anyone, all it means is that free tuition is no longer affordable for everyone

Only the top ten universities should have free tuition, everyone should have to pay

literally 99% of the population btw

it would only be funny if it were the Bell End inn. Or the Bell Shine inn. The shiny bell. You don't get it fuck off.

When the left blame russia it's codewords for "we"

you don't need to go to uni to get an education and many fields of study are 100% bullshit like women's studies and queer theory and all assorted nonsense

You're a warehouse worker except you get really closely monitored and micromanaged by machines. It's very easy to slip up a couple of times and lose your job because of it

Suddenly Korean?

would unironically love to study a course titled all assorted nonsense

Most uni people aren't very well educated and you know that

It's about getting the most our of a financial investment mate

I buy the CR chardonnay

When I live like a normie I feel "fine" but unsatisfied

When I make efforts to live my own kind of life and to strive for something more than just routines, I feel like I'm making progress but also feel unbearable isolation and sadness that always makes me give up after only a few days of trying and go back to being a normie again.

I wonder if its even worth self-actualisation if it makes me so sad

that's because you unironically wear a fedora

Ah yes, the "all uni courses are gender studies" strawman