/brit/

gay edition

anime

tfw you post a rant after the new and if you reposted it in the new threas it just wouldnt feel the same

still doing a wank
looking for a specific vid

babestation

Imagine the following:

You get a girlfriend.
She likes all the same stuff you do - she plays videogames, she likes sports, she like reading and she likes cars (or whatever your hobbies are).
She is always up for sex, and never freezes you out with "I have a headache" or other bullshit excuses.
She doesnt care about any "chivalry" crap like holding open doors, playing for her meals, or anything

Imagine not having to compromise and be dragged along on shoeshopping trips, not having to wait for her to spend 1 hour on makeup every morning, imagine her being able to match you physically and not be a millstone round your neck.

Imagine chilling at your place, splitting a pizza, playing some vidya, talking shit about each other and then having randy sex whenever you want.

This is what having a boyfriend is like

Why didn't he just pick it up and move it?

young lady talking about yugoslav turbofolk on the radion

Not gay just love having sex with other men, simple as.

it was way too early, not your fault

she's cute but she has a roastie fanny

This is outrageous, it's unfair

Are cat owners so beta they can't pick a sleeping cat up and would rather they didn't sleep? It's the pet not you

Yeah, no. Go fuck yourself OP.

literal autism. fuck off yank. these are the type of people who put the edition in the subject huh

i picked up and moved my cat

bit scared of what she might do tbqh but at least im not cold anymore

seen quite a few other lads wank but not gay at all

But he doesn't have a pussy which is what makes all the shit worth it or boobs or nice smooth long hair or perfume smelling or feminine frame or wide hips or soft skin or female emotional support

>being able to fuck wrestle without going easy
Must be nice

You need to be firmer with your cat, not aggressive, just show that you're the boss.

she's going to claw your head while you sleep

anime

MY KIND A EDITION

>scared oF a tiny feeble animal that you could sit on to kill
Beta

(me on the left)

Dark Souls 3 is a very good game

Are cats really this childish?

From the dusty mesa, her looming shadow grows
Hidden in the branches of the poison creosote

Don't entertain the bender. Take a stand for proper editions.

genuinely hope all benders get aids

autism

Being gay is not Halal

it gets boring
the bosses are crap
too many multi-enemy encounters

watch the MatthewMatosis video on it

Stop using british terminology. We don't say "bender" in America, we call them daddy

>not playing in first person

The casuals choice

business idea:
start calling gays "woofters" on /brit/
i feel like "bender" has lost its novelty value

absolutely NOTHING gay about this

>I base my opinions off 16 year old youtubers who tell me what to believe

It really amazes me when a video (music videos) reach past 1 billion views on youtube. That is a fucking huge amount of people. How much money is made off of a video hitting those kinds of numbers? Who gets the money?

endorsed

I started calling gays poofters first check the archives

Abandon this thread and post here Make a stand and demand proper editions by abandoning this thread and posting in one with a proper edition.

hey boys~

I enjoyed it a lot, I played through it twice. Now I'm going to watch some random youtuber tell me why I didn't like it and why it wasn't any fun.

Stop reminding me how badly I want a bf

i bought a couple of grams of coke earlier like i do for every friday and i'm seriously tempted to just shoot it up with a needle. i put some into some water on a spoon earlier and it just melts like hot butter. i seruouskly could just slam it into myself and go to the moon

I'll be your bf

Think that at least ~1/3 of those massively viral videos are from the same person, though I'm not too sure on how google calculates views

have you ever taken drugs intravenously? not a good idea if you don't know what you're doing

howling. state of your nut

Put it up your are instead with an oral syringe it has the same effect as injecting and you won't need to inject

have you finished

not yet

help me freinds

i dont get this joke :(
please explain

can you describe it to us? maybe we can help. two heads are better than one. let's find that fucking video and jerk off our cocks together heh

that's the prbolem i have no idea what i'm doing but apparently injecting is way way better than just snorting it

Ah yes the male(female)

smol brane

Don't get it either, maybe it's because he's displaying the stereotypical German not getting the joke??

got a very nice billfold for my birthday today

Homosexual used to mean happy, then the gays stole it.

nah

it's joi with mistress T and someone else (mum + sister)

i really wish i had a gf

are you not satisfied with snorting it? once you start injecting things you're walking a thin line between overdosing and battling a serious drug addiction. i would think about it. what in your life do you not want to lose?

Just waiting for janny to do his job so everyone starts posting in the proper thread.

dont be rude

>blindfold as a birthday gift
Maybe it represents how you've been blinded, as we all have, by materialism and self-indulgence.

alright i searched joi with mister T and found some questionable stuff

Wish life was like the movies

Its not hard if you have good veins

but if you don't then just shove it up your arse if you're afraid of missing. Blisters fucking hurt

Wish the movies were like life

screaming. imagine being this angry about a picture you see for 5 seconds at the start of a thread

>bad mouth black people
>white kid defends them


baka @ white ppl

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can't wait for brits to see the error of their ways and stop brexit

mistress t's best videos are when she's urinating

Wouldn't want to marry a woman who plans to work professionally tbqh.

made me sad to read

by professionally do you mean out of the house in an office?

literally me

It's kinda funny, I have no idea why it has so many (You)s

Incest fantasies are for the working class and upper class

Nah he just want to marry a man :3

No he means on the corner

Lads why do the Finns have such a monopoly on memes despite having low population?

Lads I'm not even joking the drug enforcement agency wants to extradite me to Baltimore. I'm scared.

people just love to hate us for being humanitarians.

alri escobar haha

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cause literally everyone there is a super autist

baltimore isn't too bad, you'll manage

because a very high proportion of their population use imageboards compared to other countries. Their national chan has like 250,000 unique hits a month in a country of 5 million.

If prison hsx hsbsn d I wouldn't really d

They claim they found my personal information amongst some kind of drug enterprise records.
can't stop thinking of the wire

Err so just go? Not like you've done anything wrong

Got back from holiday in Iran being a rorke. It's not an Islamic shit hole and is quite western and developed their woman are smoking hot too. Food was unreal and so was their culture. People were quite intelligent. I was really suprised, maybe some Islamic coubtries aren't that bad

>Their national chan

it's called ylilauta

wish life were like the normies

claim asylum in Germany, we'll protect you :''3