*slowly climbs down from tree*

*slowly climbs down from tree*
ey rick

L'me telya sum'n

AY LEMMA ASS YU SOM'N

*kicks in bedroom door the moment Rick cums inside Lori*
IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE YOU HAVE TO FIGHT FOR IT RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE

DAS HORT
DAS LONG
WHASIT STILL CUMIN?

lmskusmthn

These threads have made me miss Shane.

mask ya somethin
how you gonna protect my baby, rick?

DO NOT DO THIS, BROTHER

*sprints out of the woods*
EY RIK
*rubs head*
WHUD IS THIS?
*grabs crotch*
WHY MAH DIK STILL COMEN?
*windmills dick*
THAT SMAH NUT, THAT SMAH SHAFT
*bares teeth like a madman*
WHY MAH STILL COMEN?
*gets on all fours and runs like a cheetah*
IF AH WUR A LION, CUD AH JUS TAKE THIS?
*rick screams*
THAT'S ENOUGH
*shane takes a shit in his hands*
Y'RITE, THAD EHS NUFF
*lobs turd at Rick*

I dropped the show when he was kill
only character that's not an absolute retard

*kicks bathroom door down*
GOTTA KEEP EM SAFE RICK
*slaps Dale as he tries to get up off the toilet*
AIN'T JUST ABOUT LIVING NO MORE
*yanks sink out of wall*
IT'S ABOUT SURVIVAL
*wraps self in toilet paper*
I'M A MUMMY RICK

Shane was the Andrea of Season 2. Just an annoying cunt who's always in a bad mood.

fuckin kek

Cash me ousside rick how bouddat

ey Rick I just shit my diaper mane

>IM A MUMMY RICK

...

Shane was the best character on that show. It all went downhill when he was gone. What the hell were they thinking. Also Shane's hot as fuck.

>hot as fuck
I automatically disregard anyone who uses that phrase.
Only the dullest, most easily led faggots use it.

*skitters out from under a rock*

thangs change rick

>
lmao favorite one :^)

fucking kek

why does he ask the m'ask?

Because despite being an adulterous murderer, he acknowledges proper etiquette.

fucking keeeek