HELLO FREAK BITCHES

HELLO FREAK BITCHES

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You have your own board.

BASED

Buy an as if you wanna keep advrtisitng your cuckcast

This pic makes me think

this guys entire life is a midlife crisis.

Rogan aint pol nigga

but he has nothing to do with Sup Forums

He's a radical centrist senpai

He's Sup Forums related and you know it.
Fuck off.

I still can't believe this man was a successful comedian.

On a list of things about Joe Rogan "funny" would be on the bottom of my list

He's a GOAT interviewer fampai, doesn't need to be all that funny.

That jamie could tear you to shreds man jesus christ
Hey chimp pull up that bong

He's hilarious. Rarely intentionally.

stop shilling your board faggot

>Having politics occasionally on your show is Sup Forums
Hey South park is now poll only too because Sup Forums causes a retard shit storm every time it's mentioned, right?
Sit down and fuck off you slope browed troglodyte.

WEED SUCKS

No fuck you and you Sup Forums cronies.
I'm tired of seeing these threads all over Sup Forums.
Fuck off and get out. Mods step up and start banning people.

I'm a fan of Joe's. Great interview. Can hold a conversation for hours. Interesting, smart etc.

But funny is not something I think he is.

Banning people for what, you triggered retard?

Whatcha gonna do against it, bitch boy?

Based Joe triggering the autistic muh pol poster.

Take some alpha brain kid.

For posting Sup Forums threads on Sup Forums. What part of that do you not fucking understand.
Derail all Sup Forums threads until you guys realize you need to get the fuck out.

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Manlets live in a constant state of crisis.

b-buzz

Calm down, retard, he's a comedian. Sup Forums is the board for that

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOLITICSREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No fuck you, this is a Sup Forums thread and you know it.

WOw he is short as fuck. his daughters nearly his size lol

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>this is a Sup Forums thread
Literally nothing in this thread is Sup Forums except for your whining. You need to leave, son

BUZZ ALDRIN

Jamie pull that shit up

Funny how you didn't even notice the post above you.
Fuck off.

>Brainlet can't even look at a still image of Joe Rogan without feeling insecure about his entire existence

Wew, pick of a kettlebell nerd.

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Isn't it easier to just hide the thread? That would have saved you the time it took to type that, post it, and inevitably stick around to reply condescendingly to any (You)s.

Question for you guys

1. How big is Joes dick?
2. How does his cum taste?
3. How big the O zone around his asshole?

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can someone post that pic of eddie bravo hissing

>Cries about Sup Forums
>Is the only one discussing anything Sup Forums related
What a fucking hypocrisy.

If I just hide the thread, then they win. You'll see EVERY thread turn into a Sup Forums thread, which it's well on its way to these days.
Sup Forums has to fight back and push Sup Forums posters off.
You can't just let them come in our house because theirs burned down.

don't worry i have photos

user, PULL THAT SHIT UP

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How does one even get a circle of friends united by their interest in anti-government conspiracy theories? Is he a Russian spy?

>implying this isn't a obvious falseflag

You people fall for the easiest bait.

>Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when I come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face.

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1.get friends
2.become close friends
3.tell them about about the conspiracies

1. 6 inches, but it's thick like a sausage, so it makes up for it
2. Bitter. Dudes diet consists of steak, eggs, kale, and avocado
3. Very large. Again, judging by his diet, he takes massive thick shits which has stretched his asshole over the years.

I'd watch more Joe clips on youtube, if they didn't start off with that audio clip. I fucking cringe every time, and it seems to be mixed higher than the rest of the audio

>I can't believe people won't discuss politics on a television/film board! UNREAL!

bruh, you gotta toke some reefer and chill bruh

I think he's referring to his stand up, which is shit

>i fucking cringe

just shut the fuck up

1. get gullible friends
2. see them get punched in the face until they become stupid gullible friends
3. indoctrinate them with anti-Western propaganda

Does not fix how annoying and cringy that opening is; and it plays before every fucking video. Love watching the full podcast though.

I think Joe may be legitimately retarded.

no u

youre complaining about a 2 second sound bite of a grown man embarrassing himself in your eyes.

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>not being a freak bitch

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Yep. It's irritating. Embarrassing is the right word.

is he metal?

>has family
>in great shape
>rich and famous
>great career
>midlife crisis
I don't think it means what you think it means

his daughters look like future porn stars tbqh

Sorry, didn't know cringe wasn't cool anymore. How do I fit in with you alpha dudes?

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you made this more Sup Forums than it was going to be

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS

youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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cue the hempforce mustard

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Yes, everyone who doesn't trust the government is a Russian spy/shill

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