So, apparently it's happening. We're getting a new Ice Age from 2030 to 2040, so we will see it in our lifetime

So, apparently it's happening. We're getting a new Ice Age from 2030 to 2040, so we will see it in our lifetime.

express.co.uk/news/science/616937/GLOBAL-COOLING-Decade-long-ice-age-predicted-as-sun-hibernates

WHO /HYPED/ HERE? I can't wait to finally live like a man, I'm going lone wolf in the woods to survive and scavenge.

Will this rid us of the SJW? The Jews? What will happen? DISCUSS

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I hear niggers cant handle cold climates and die easily as a result.

I love winter, so let's get it going.

remember back in 2009 when all the ice caps melted and all major cities went under water? that shit was crazy

The express is a fucking comic lad, never post that shit again

Why do you people love tabloids so much here? Why not post stories from the National Enquirer while you're at it?

>ice age
It might get colder but thats not an ice age

Why the fuck did you post an article from December of 2015?

>A FUCKING LEAF

I have terrible allergies so let's do this

>first week
SJW get robed, raped, murdered and eaten by niggers
>second week
No one left for gib me dats, niggers gone
>third week
People start fighting about the food thats left, most will die
>fourth week
Im still chillin in my apartment with my food, water and generator

Future looks bright fellas

I like the cold.
I'm tired of looking like a mexican because of the sun.

And I get to make a horde probably

INVADING AFRICA WHEN ?!!

So at the height of our degeneracy, the Earth decides to reboot human civilization with an ice age to kill off all the shit skins. Glorious.

Obama says we're going for global warming you idiot.

because tabloids are more fun than reality

pretty soon prolly

How is it that UK scientists could figure this out
when no EU science funding

>Woods

>Ice Age

>A FUCKING LEAF

Sheeeeeiiiiiit.

But you don't have guns to regain white supremacy user

>express
But if it happened I bet you all my (You)s it'd be fucking nothing

good thing I live in the south of England then
also the Scandinavians and eternal Scots get fucked, it's all good news

I hope it kills off the homeless people in my town.
Depressing shit to look at walking home from work.

they're accumulating in my town as well
felt like spitting on one of them

FUCK THESE HAPPENING THREADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

They can't handle super hot weather either, hence why they die easily in Africa and have to make up for it with mass reproduction.

they can only thrive in swampy areas

savages, you should feel the overwhelming urge to help your fellow English man

tfw winter is coming

Reeeeeeeeeeee

BRING IT ON!
youtu.be/LWe4-m_8F34

I guarantee that
> Global warming is displaing third world populations! You need to let them into your nation!

Will turn into
> Global cooling is displacing third world populations! Youneed to let them into your nation!

According to gov stats, they can't handle urban environments either.
How the fuck do we still have so many on the planet?
Why do nations keep sending food to africa?

I HAVE NOBEL BLOOD IN ME I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WALK THROUGH THE FUCKING STREETS ON A MONDAY AFTERNOON WHILST PATHETIC SERFS SCRUMMAGE AT MY FEET FOR CHANGE
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE FUCKING FEUDAL SYSTEM
I COULD BE DEFLOWERING A SCOTTISH BRIDE TO BE RIGHT NOW

Im pretty sure they're not English. Most likely paki's, jamaicans, or any other mongrel

/thread

Captcha: all bodies of water

Kek, whatever famrades.

REMEMBER THE WINTER MEMES A FEW MONTHS AGO?

WE DID THIS

OUR MEMES TURNED OFF THE SUN

PRAISE KEK

They literally don't know how to think past Current Year 2015

>You will travel across a snow-covered city in an APC while supported by walkers and hover tanks in order to launch yourself in a pod onto the deck of a floating aircraft carrier.

Finally.

But it was global warming recently, wasn't it?

FINALLY. FUCKING HATE SUMMER.

>YFW global warming causes everything to stay exactly the same.

A Maunder Minimum type event, like the relatively recent "Little Ice Age" (LIA) of several centuries ago, is getting very probable now. Within several years, you'll see the bottom fall out from under global warming alarmist claims, as the last strong El Nino event for a long time is fading now.

The start of large-magnitude cooling should come in time to help Trump or a Republican in the 2020 election, if he wins this election. Cooling should amplify and continue into the 2030s and so on.

(Along with reduced extreme UV, the solar magnetic field decreases, letting in more galactic cosmic rays, which help seed clouds, increasing the planet's albedo reflectivity, leading to more average white snow & ice cover, leading to more sunlight merely reflected, leading to more cooling).

An actual Ice Age, a far bigger deal than a mere LIA? That is more iffy. It could happen, though. And its onset might not be quite as gradual or slow as often thought, not full extent glacial coverage but epic blizzards and more within decades, if so.

If interested, although the following site is biased, see: iceagenow.info

I fucking wish, I hate the fucking sun and heat. That shit would be comfy as fuck

Sounds like a normal winter in Winnipeg. If I can handle 40 - temperatures every 7 - 8 months of the year, this'll be nothing.

Btw, when did Zorro mark the moon?

>2142
you have excellent taste my friend

>it's another retard can't be bothered to simply look up guns per capita by country episode

I hope im dead before then.

Looks like global warming predictions failed again and the scientists did another coin toss.

Winter is Coming

I always knew Sup Forums was a low IQ board


GET REKT YOU CUNTS

phys.org/news/2015-07-mini-ice-age-hoopla-giant.html

"I'm running this oil refinery because I care about the future of Earth!"

>inb4 it's cancelled out by global warming

So they have a decade to change the narrative to somehow blame capitalism.

>1 post by this ID

keeeeeeeeek

it takes many millenia for global temps to cool to the conditions required for an ice age. the day after tomorrow is fantasy nonsense.

>muh IQ fixation

youtube.com/watch?v=Nz0b4STz1lo

>Wake up
>Put on your outside clothes over your sleeping jacket
>Put on your combat boots over your 3 layers of socks
>Grab your rifle and call your tamed wolf
>Walk outside and meet by the village bonfire with your 6 hunting buddies
>Walk off into the forest to go Mammoth hunting
>Spot a Mammoth in the field
>You and your friends fix bayonets, cover yourself with snow
>Wait for it to come close
>Jump out, guns blazing, stab in the face
>Mammoth falls to the ground
>Gather it's meat and load it in a wagon
>Wheel it to the village
>Have a big cookout at the village bonfire and feed the whole village
>Go home
>Your wife congratulates you
>"Wow, honey, a great hunt this week, huh?"
>Head to bed
>Just another day in the frozen remains of America

FREEZE THE KIKES, ICE AGE NOW

according to your id, you are the sun

>Slow acting meme magic

but froggos die in the cold :(

This was predicted by "experts" to have happened during the 1980s, and it never came to pass, which sucks.

Just more leftist alarmism for muh taxation and muh regulation on everything that could harm muh planet in any way.

This could be the next Far Cry.

eternal winter pls

>Global temperature hinges on both solar activity and greenhouse gas
>Solar dimming temporarily outpaces greenhouse warming
Is this really so fucking hard to understand?

Holy shit

If it happens then it'll be a good reset at least.

Is this before or after Florida is underwater from global warming?

Skimmed thru that, exactly how cold is it gonna be? If it's just a winter for 10 years then that would be pretty fucking hype. If everything freezes over then what's the point?

We need to dump as much carbon dioxide into the air as possible to offset this disaster! Only global warming can save us now!

>Winterchan worked
>10 year winter

better late than never i guess.

>Comfy blanket and warm chocolate milk near a fireplace.
>No one will judge you for not going outside.
>mfw

It will hit everywhere except Israel, by pure coincidence.

Is it too early to start summoning Winter-chan?

>Tundra
user...
Good thing is the Roman Empire will finally rise again.

Thank god
Whites thrive in the cold

>fucking hate summer
Overweight pleb detected.

Why don't we simply stay up here and live like Men, they way we always have? Let come what may bro- we know what's up in our neck of the woods. It's cold, we live in it more than half the year, less, or more, for others of our countrymen, and we thrive. No need to boast, post, or propose bullshit like you have, my fellow. And anyways, Canadian trolls are bad trolls, though I commend you for the modest response you have gotten.

I LOVE YOU WINTER CHAN

So I have at least 14 years to prepare if this does happen? That should be plenty of time to stock up.

I said I wanted it to be a little colder, but not that cold!

But in all seriousness, I live in a desert. What does this mean for me?

FUCK OFF CUNTS

WE'RE FULL

>10 years
>Ice Age
kay

It's going to be cold

Good, I love the cold.

abbo detected. Winter is implicitly the whitest of seasons. It is where our people evolved and thrived.

Who is Sup Forums here?
Best board. If you disagree, kys

Guess where the niggers of scandinavia and north will run when its to cold for them here...
We can handle some cold weather

If another ice age would happen then the majority of humans are all dead. Not talking about the Africans or other poor people but especially people in western countries. We are too overpopulated. Once food industry stops and supermarkets are empty there will be riots because no one can get food on it's own. Who the fuck these days knows how to hunt and what plants (if you can find any) are eatable? Already now most wild animals are hunted down and forests aren't full of resources anymore.
99% of you fags would start suffering of thirst and hunger after a few days when you realize that real life surviving is not like in minecraft or other survival video games.

>source: It was real in my mind

>Especially people in western countries
>We are too overpopulated.
You are fucking stupid.
I'm an Ethnic German born and raised in America.
Why are people who share the same DNA as me so fucking blue-pilled and cuck when they reside in the homeland?
Was post WW2 propaganda really that effective to make you all effeminate braindead retards?

>We are too overpopulated.
With niggers.

>Once food industry stops and supermarkets are empty there will be riots because no one can get food on it's own.
White countries are the only countries with winter growing food.

>Who the fuck these days knows how to hunt and what plants (if you can find any) are eatable?
White people. AKA, "Rednecks," you talk so disparagingly about.

>Already now most wild animals are hunted down and forests aren't full of resources anymore.
But if 90% of the people died as you're claiming that'll turn around. So... what's your point?

>99% of you fags would start suffering of thirst and hunger after a few days when you realize that real life surviving is not like in minecraft or other survival video games.
Go back to your Farming Simulator, Hans.

>but especially people in western countries. We are too overpopulated
Pst, user, let me tell you something. You see those Western countries? They're only having 1-2 babies per family. You see those countries that are not part of the West? They're having 5-6 babies per family.

..Overpopulation in the West, toppest kek, my friend.

>Bearable Australian summers

Only the strong will survive

Wrong. Ice cores show ice age transitions happening in under 5 years.

>Australia goes from mostly being a desert to a paradise.
Lucky motherfuckers.

i hope niggers freeze around here and stop carnival aids fiesta