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Please nuke us, Supreme Leader. edition

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I desperately need to get laid guys

ミサ

>zahra

>you wake up in the night to go to the bathroom when suddenly:

>BLOCKS YOUR PATH

What do?

get strapped

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gimmick idea: sushiposting

kick his ass

Think i am going to get rolls tomorrow if possible

Would too if I wanted to spend a stupid amount of money. I wish i could just have endless sushi

I fell asleep at like 9:30 and woke up a little before 5 am. Good thing I'm working from home today.

RNH?????

Boolin in da bondo

(You)

I have awoken

buying gf

noone in real nigga hours?

its 3 AM on the west coast

but hello

just looking for night owls and insomniacs.

o-oh

I was in high school when this album was released. Never liked the music, and I think she's kinda funny lookin'.
I just don't get the appeal of this band.

>stranger in my house at night
Tell him that I'm armed, and then call the cops.

I'm so tired of being heeeeeeeeere
Suppressed by my.... chiiiiiiildish feeeears

I'm assuming those are lyrics by that band, but, if not, then just get off the internet and enjoy life.

>lyrics by that band
yes

Regardless, consider getting off of the internet more often.

I've been a shut in for several years now. Can't recall the last time I've seen a female. I'm not entirely sure whether I've ever even seen a female.

the cow goes moo
the frog goes ribbet
the pony goes NEEEIGGGH NEEEIGH NEIGH neigh

Me in a group of friends

Car won't start buds

Pyongyang, 22 de septiembre (ACNC) -- El Máximo Dirigente Kim Jong Un, Presidente del Comité de Estado de la República Popular Democrática de Corea, publicó el día 21 una declaración.

A continuación el texto íntegro:

En la actualidad la situación de la Península Coreana se agrava más que nunca y se acerca cada día más al punto de explosión. En tales circunstancias delicadas, llama, pues, la atención mundial el discurso del mandatario norteamericano quien pronunció por primera vez en la ONU.

Supuse en cierto grado lo que él quería decir. Pero, pensé que ese sujeto, presidente norteamericano, haría declaraciones preparadas, por lo menos, a diferencia de los disparates que pronuncia de manera improvisada en su despacho, pues la ONU es el escenario diplomático oficial más importante del mundo.

Sin embargo, lejos de decir las palabras convincentes a favor de relajar la situación, él habló de la "destrucción total" de nuestro Estado, tontería grosera que ninguno de los anteriores presidentes estadounidenses había pronunciado.

El perro cobarde ladra más.

Aconsejo a Trump que al pronunciar palabras ante el mundo, sepa elegir términos adecuados teniendo en cuenta a quién se dirige.

Sobrepasando el marco de la amenaza con cambiar nuestro Poder o derrocar nuestro régimen, él expuso abiertamente en la ONU su voluntad antiética de destruir completamente un Estado soberano. Esta conducta es tan psicópata que las personas de mente normal quedan perplejas y pierden su prudencia y paciencia.

Esto me hace recordar las palabras burlonas como "ignorante de los asuntos políticos" y "hereje político" que se decían para referirse a Trump durante la campaña electoral en EE.UU.

Trump, llegado a la presidencia, intranquiliza más que nunca al mundo entero amenazando y chantajeando a todos los países. No merece, indiscutiblemente, ser la máxima autoridad de las fuerzas armadas de una potencia. No hay duda de que él carece de capacidad como político y es un bribón y gángster que siente afición por la guerra.

La alocución del gobernante norteamericano, que expresó sin rodeos su voluntad y la opción de su país, no me sorprendió ni me detuvo, sino confirmó que es justo el camino que he escogido y tengo que continuarlo hasta el fin.

Puesto que Trump hizo oficialmente la declaración de guerra para eliminar a la RPDC, la más violenta sin precedentes en la historia, negando e insultando a mí en persona y a nuestro Estado, no me queda otra alternativa que pensar en la necesidad de poner en práctica nuestra contramedida de superintransigencia, la máxima nunca vista en la historia.

La mejor opción es enseñar con acciones a este viejo que no presta oídos a otros y dice lo que le da en gana.

Por la dignidad y el honor de nuestro Estado y pueblo y por los míos propios, yo, como representante de la RPDC, haré pagar sin falta a la autoridad norteamericana por su amenaza de la extinción de la RPDC.

Yo no pronuncio retóricas que prefiere Trump.

Estoy analizando detenidamente hasta dónde llegaría nuestra reacción que Trump se habrá imaginado al decir el disparate.

Sea cual fuere lo que él ha pensado, el resultado sobrepasará su imaginación.

Domaré con el fuego, declaro reiteradamente, al maniaco estadounidense. -0-

(2017.09.22)

SS1 is soooo good, buds

'tá pendejo

>The state of Sup Forums

It's only 7am, where's everyone?

been awake all night

So I decided to get back into the skyrim modding carousel again, after many years on the sidelines. I'm at 270 mods so far, it's a balancing act keeping it playable. It's just cool how you can customize a game to such an extent.

Same, I woke up at 10pm yesterday and been awake since

Where do you fall on the #spectrum?

I have very shallow breathing atm

Average American Reddit Moderator

But seriously I encourage everyone to look up Laurelai on ED. Internet trannies are so fucking weird...

Chicago has some killer tunes

kgf 2k17 is a failure

explain this

youtube.com/watch?v=thIlxChNYqk&t

>Going on Sup Forums

why do you care about reddit moderators

what's up fagets

pola & bryson is the good shit desu

youtube.com/watch?v=D0j9AOEhzO8

I miss being a happy child

im back from work you guys

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>not being already in your teens when G&S came out
You're still a child

Hello. How tired are you?

go take a nap, grandpa

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was just looking thru my old fb msgs
there is an old lady who is into me who can't really speak English but she always says "I miss you"
what does it mean

I want death

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GILF

just get a child of your own and you can experience it again, vicariously

some of the older kids at my job say "i want die" every single day
one girl even scribbles it in her books instead of doing her homework

Post gf feet

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closest i have rn bud

this

oldies O U T

Looks promising!!!!

Shes only down for succ town during coitus

This, I played Blue on my cousin's gameboy when I was 15.

>the kids in the thread haven't experienced life without easily available internet porn

Can anyone help with this

I want a pull up bar to hang from a wooden plank on the ceiling

its a bad idea

>playing blue instead of red

red was for brainlets

t. chose bulbasaur and EZ-moded his way through the first 2 gyms

Yellow was the thinking man's choice

>bulbasaur
thanks for proving my point, brainlet

this shit was ridiculously expensive but i didnt pay for it

>video games

They're fun

>why yes, Im a squirtle main

Visualize it
I'll give you something to do
Spread it like
Sleepless nights at the château
Visualize it
I'll give you something to do

youtu.be/xH1KFYLM24E?t=1m

superior color

also blastoise is GOAT, I remember walking from textile class and getting butthurt about hydro pump missing

the chad squirtle

the virgin charmander

Very 可愛

Was at the GFs parents and her mom cooked all sorts of abo shit desu I didn't really like any of it lol but the salty egg pork with bamboo was the least shitty so I kept eating that
I fucking hate bitter gourd btw and they all love it and wanted me to keep eating it

youtu.be/70hG3JrAS5E

the gfs

I think I had a chance to lose my virginity the other day and I blew it. That chick isn't interested anymore, probably thinks i'm gay even.

I keep beating myself up over this.

she was a thot anyway

sounds like she ain't worth it if she moved on that quickly

>blastoise users

>california gets nuked
>trump goes full fuhrer and announces draft
how would you react?

delet this

bitter gourd is awful
worst thing I have eaten here far and away

can't get drafted I have ADHD

what'll ya have boys

which part of California?

Los angeles? Id be ecstatic

feetfags OUT

same bro

tfw back in the day they took everyone and didn't care about no """disorders"""