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Kneelander

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I love finland

First for ducks

thanks

good thread

>Tfw you post first but loading suddenly becomes abysmal.

hiro sends his regards

Americans should make their own thread

Actually.. -->

Which hoc is real hoc?

Willy seems so effortless at times, like his OT goal last night
>spin move with 10 seconds left

can we just start the playoffs already?

This obviously, all the cool kids are here.

hoc is only a figment of your imagination

get the FUCK out of our thread make your own thread this is usa ONLY

buljinx donx lonx

bold words, sanchez

was that your photo finn NEETbro? Nice tattoages my man

You have your own thread my man

@79757966
Thanks for the (you)s ;^)

How do I into /hoc/? Do I just pick a team and start shitposting?

Where do you live?

>Do I just pick a team
not necessary

and start shitposting?
yes

you do, at the very least, own a pair of skates, right /hoc/?

Save funny picture and just start posting them with offtopic stuff and sometimes greentext funny buzz words.

not until stamkos does his annual trip to the emergency room
you know the rules as well as i do

Didn't mean to quote me, right?

But yes, I do

>offensive defenseman

good ploy to increase scoring

defensemen have always been offensive cunts

fuck off we're full

>he doesn’t have a german on his team
>let alone two

fuck off we're full

From top 100
>Klingberg: 18
>Karlsson: 17
>Hedman: 15
>Ekholm: 11
>OEL: 11
>Määttä: 11
>Lindell: 7
>Heed: 7
>Strålman: 6
>Klefbom: 6
>Forsling: 6
>Nemeth: 6
>Lindholm: 5
>Borgman: 5
>Fantenberg: 5
>Ristolainen: 5

Sweden: 13
Finland: 3
Smells jelly tbf

Who has the perkiest cock in the NHL?
I nominate Mikael Granlund

>cock-mike

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Its more hockey related than 95% of the posts in this thread. Also not gay and you thinking its gay makes you gay.

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

bulju

no they don't homo

Do you mind to contribute to my thread?

Sorry I offended you.

this epic copypasta essentially made me realise how much of a broken person the original poster of it must have been. I felt a little sad for him.

>7x5 for this manlet
>he gets cucked out of his spot in the lineup by a superior canachad
yzerman better trade him soon before everyone realizes what a bust he is

who else /comrade/ here?

it's alright Sindre

how do debbies feel about this shirt?

americans please go to the other thread if youre unable to contain your autism at talk /hoc/

>mad
>at colours

Top name isn't it?

gud enrish budy

i wouldnt know what amerimutts feel, it is irrelevant

seriously this thread is way better without you please use the other one

Las Vegas

Well, the Golden Knights are your team then

posting a webm of you skating outdoors near your house or else leave to the skatelet containment thread.

requesting any and all buffalo sabres pepes

*throws up all over this thread*

or what lol

no buffalo memes avaliable because buffalo IS the meme

check the /hoc/ memedatabase on imgur

Let's do some hockey trivia. When was the last time a Cup final was decided in game 7 overtime, and what team won?

i got no clue buddy
game 7 OT goal would be pretty cheeky though

ok, when was the last time a Canadian team won the cup?

you owe me a (You).

insult finland

*sneezes all over this thread without covering my nose with my hand*

i would think twice about that

detroit over montreal in 1954
[spoiler]i looked it up[/spoiler]

Was last night refpuck or were we just straight dogshit?

2015

both senpai

why ruin it for everyone

everynight is refpuck my man
its just a matter of perspective

Thank you based finnbro
(you)

double OT kongs cup win in game 6 was pretty epic.
not sure about a game 7 OT tho.

[spoiler]faggot[/spoiler]

That's a cool ass shirt. Where can I order it?

you didnt get yours when you were released from conscription? call them up my man

long before that

*farts silently, but shouts that the Finn did it, so everyone stats punching him*

>filename
holy fuck that's gold

>punching a finn
another bad idea my man

youtube.com/watch?v=nTo94pg316w

is barkov unironically the best shootout in nhl?

>he didn't pose as an anti-vaccer to get discharged from the conscription meme

Oshie better

post pic of your dress

leafs are currently the best canadian and there’s nothing you nerds can fuck if so about it

>literal LEAFS

no one cares, we know the laffs will find a wat to balls it up

Who is the best player in the NHL right this minute, and why is it pic related?

jets shit on those soft faggots when games played is accounted for

because steven stamkos is better

Winnipeg has a better record

not even the best player on his team lmao

i heard auston matthews had leukemia today from someone connected with the team

this, laffs theme music should be yakety sax

They are except they arent.