ITT we tell of the time Kek made himself known to us

>Be me
>Be sick for the last few days
>Wake up this morning feeling like I've been gang-merkeled by 47 doctors, lawyers, and engineers
>In my delirium feel a desire to pray to the almighty Kek
>"Dear Kek"
>"Please heal me"
>"If you can then as a sign show me repeating digits"
>"Praise Kek"
>Lay there for a while working up the strength to go take a piss and get some pills
>Finally manage to get sitting upright
>Lean over and turn on the lamp
>Very first thing I see is my digital clock
>5:55 AM
>mfw

PRAISE KEK
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Decent digits.

To answer your question: Brexit.

>Always wanted Steve Jobs dead
>some weeks ago i pray kek
>i randomly end up on steve job's wikipedia article
>1955-2011
>55-11
>Praise kek

Nice trips, may kek be praised for these

you retards are truly sick if you seriously believe in a fucking divine toad

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beelzebufo

You guys are praying to Beelzebub. The demon of false religions.

Heresy you swine

>Jews demonize other gods
We don't like your kike lies 'round here.

Holy shit

checked

inferior digits
kek smite this fool

Nice Gets!

Prayed to the Christian God multiple times over my lifetime.

Nothing.

Prayed to Kek once.

Got sick trips.


Praise the based frog God.

shiiieeeet

I WANT TO STICK MY DICK IN A BEELZEBUB!

I had a strange nightmare two nights ago. I was looking through someone else's vision. An article on a computer monitor said something about Obama using 1,000 Canadian soldiers to quell a rebellion in America. Looked like it was sometime in the near future. I felt really freaked out after i woke up.

Obama mentioned that the Canadian military will be a major part of our common security during his NAU speech in Canada. The Canadians talked about bringing oversees troops home a couple days ago. Spooped

With each passing day it becomes harder and harder to deny the invisible hand of kek shaping the world.

brexit was the nail in the coffin, i'm a beleiver

Kek told me Hillary would win then be impeached when a coverup emerged because fbi and CIA thought risk of automatic Donald trump victory was threat to national security. Any way a second civil insurrection occurred.

Show me the way. Praise Kek.

I need double digit to go to bed KEK

>>Wake up this morning feeling like I've been gang-merkeled by 47 doctors, lawyers, and engineers
HOLY SHIT

I asked if I am the one, and Kek gave me 44. True story.

kek wills it

Oh my kek...
I think this is too damn far. I need my sanity.

SUFFER NOT THE HERETIC TO LIVE!

Czech em

Kek will save us all

If singles kek isn't real

Got the ID NiggH8tr a few weeks ago

my loyalty to lord kek is now unquestionable. kek forgive me for doubting your sanctity
PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME

The time I got these repeating digits

I want to buy the statue but it's out of stock.

You are the one

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Kek, are you real?

No repeating digits. Guess he's not real

pic related

>1488

...

I'm still don't want to be a cringe tripfag.
I'll just be that anonymous "the one".

yea naw fuck off shill everyone knows theres been a shilling company coming here to distort the narrative of this board. KEK bullshit is part of it.

>hey chaim you want to script get these people into worshiping a frog
>sure thing hashua

t. judenburg

How can other Gods even compete?

Let's find out
PRAISE KEK

>Be last month
>driving home after buying new license plates
>not custom, came out 555-JJJJ
>Kek be praised
>see topless carwash with a bunch of qt3.14s
>$20 well spent
>left, at stoplight down the street
>cop pulls up, shuts them down, and arrests them
>fucking degenerates got what they deserved
>keks and faps were had that day

>3030
Still counts?

You have been chosen by kek to save France from Islam and nigrification like Jeanne d'Arc once did

>that id
>pox

*worried laughter*

Don't be silly it's a result of all the bizarre coincidences that were revealed. That's not something that could be planned beforehand unless you have a time machine.

kek is a psyops

bullshit, I get lots of duubs, triips and quaads from Kek without scriptfagging

I was waking up at 3:33 before i heard of kek and now im on this board which is interesting. Checking if im in for a blessed day.

Check em

WITNESSED. PRAISE KEK!!

Fartato Salad

This [came from r9k]

But what does it mean? What is Kek trying to tell us?

Witness the power of KEK!

Every action I make is in the name of Kek please bless me with trips

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>mfw I keep looking at my clock and seeing 9:11
>happens at least once a week
>this has been going on for ~15 years
T-thanks Kek

Kek, listen to me. Show me a sign.

witnessed

If Kek gives me digits, I will write a poem about Him in my upcoming book