>americants are afraid of international competition
why do they play sports that only them and a handful of other countries (at best) play?
this is a map of countries that give a fuck about handegg.
this is not a shitpost of any sort, I'm not trying to say their sports are bad or anything of the like. just genuine wonder about why americans don't embrace more comptetitive sports.
because when our country was founded, distancing ourselves from european politics and culture was of utmost importance to our leaders.
Juan Hernandez
>argentinians feel insecure because america is richer
why do niggertinians think a white american cares about their opinion?
this is a map of countries that argentina defeated (there's no map attached, because argentina never won a war)
this is not a shitpost of any sort. I'm just trying to say that argentinians are dumb. just genuine wonder about why argentinians don't embrace their third world status.
Thomas Morgan
literally me with a proxy
Jayden Garcia
Why do South Americans always suck yuro cock?
Michael Wood
countries that care about boreball
Chase Lopez
because we raped their continent over and over and over and over and over again throughout the 20th century
Carter Morris
Netherlands did pretty well in the last WBC
Ayden Martin
countries that are blacker than argentina
Wyatt Howard
I unironically Argentina and would very much like to visit someday.
Thank you that's all
Jason Miller
>this proxyfag
you missed a few, including yours
Eli Jones
don't, it's shit
detroit would be the best argentine city, if it was argentine
Luis Butler
>White & Arab lmfao
Aaron Taylor
>what are footnotes
I did not expect an american to be smart enough as to be able to read more than 3 words 2bh, but whatever.
Jose Miller
countries that care about apehoop
Eli Lopez
??
John Miller
should you be colored here?
Lucas Thomas
You are forgetting Israel and China
Connor Kelly
what did he mean by this
Ryder Bailey
>Philippines average male height161.9 cm (5 ft 3 1/2 in) >most popular sport is basketball really make me wonder
John Kelly
i didnt mean that as a racist thing. i meant that ginobli would have made basketball popular?
Noah Baker
Murrilards are snowflakes.
They do that shit not only in sports but in stuff such as measurement systems, date format, units of temperature etc.
Jayden Martin
he is popular, no doubt. but basketball isn't even in the top5 sports here.
Caleb Stewart
You're forgetting the Balkans and Turkey
Elijah Powell
anything that makes it a less desirable place for immigrants is fine by me.
Caleb Rogers
...
Christian White
countries that give a fuck about icefight
Anthony Ramirez
I was going to post a map of countries that literally obsess (make constant posts and custom images) over how USA spends their free time but I ran out of blue ink. Points for making me reply I guess.
Anthony Russell
>needing validation from other countries >pic related I declare this thread over. As an American, I have this authority, granted by my forefathers.
Gavin Richardson
Americans participate in every international sport.
Our populace just doesn't give a fuck about soccer, no matter how hard the media tries to force meme it onto us.
Justin Perez
kek, Argentina fought over 20 wars and lost only 1
Only a dumb proxyfag would say Argentina is known for losing wars
Eli Harris
This. Only 5-10% of the population is "sports fans", and OF that, only about 5-10% cares about soccer. You're looking at less than 1% overall of the population.
Logan Nelson
>kek, Argentina fought over 20 wars And no one in the world can name, nor care about, a single one. Stop speaking American, please.
Brandon Cooper
they are actually pretty bad at hokkei internationally. dont let them delude you into thinking otherwise.
Daniel Martin
and this are the countries that care about football
Asher Allen
The only American wars the world knows you've lost
see vietnam, afghanistan, iraq, etc
Gabriel Morales
true aussies dont care about wogball
Kevin Hall
*wins the Olympics yet again*
Levi Diaz
GB won the male olympics
Andrew Reyes
countries that care about running and swimming and considers them sports.
Carter Sanchez
countries that live in your head rent-free
Jonathan James
iraq was a complete success. the aftermath is what most people think about when they think about the iraq war. because most people are dumb. unfortunately modern rules of engagement don't allow us to leave an entire nation in ruins anymore.
Charles Sanchez
wow congrats you got all of africa, south america, and europe lol literally the shittiest places on earth i wonder if it's just correlation, or is soccer actually CAUSING the shittiness?
Michael Adams
lel
Cooper White
oh shit you right, i guess the world forgot ww 1 & ww 2 that america had to come save the rest of the world for.
sorry !
i loved those wars argentina won... like... the... idk! sorry !
Jackson Martin
this is true.
Leo Russell
I know your educational system is shit regarding the average man so you'll find this difficult to believe but all countries live in my head rent free because I finished primary school.
Austin Powell
>americants are afraid of international competition Guess thats why we dominate the olympics every single time
Parker Jones
>doesn't even highlight anything in the caribbean for RUNNING
I can't take you seriously
Bentley Edwards
Wherrs china? Thats basketballs sevomd biggest market. Turkey should be colored too. Shit map
Juan Gray
It's almost as if he only follows one sport and has a knowledge of sports which is concordant with that
Jacob Fisher
>winning means caring
we're world champions of futsal and I seriously doubt anyone in Argentina has ever watched a full game other than maybe that one final.
Liam Price
hes going to start listing off individual sports like its remotely comparable to have 3 different sport leagues running a parallel schedule.
Chase Hall
surely my point makes no sense now since there's 195 UN recognized countries in the world, and I missed one.
Bentley Ramirez
>Australia >Soccer
I like soccer and even I disagree with this.
Anthony Bell
This i am okay with, cold countries should play ice hockey.
John Ross
Turn off your proxy chileANO
Jordan Young
You missed more than one though, you insufferable cunt.
Lincoln Cook
>Argentina
Possibly white///nope
WHO IS GOING TO BEAT US IN hANDEGG AN APEHOOP? lUCKSWING i CAN SEE
Jaxon Ramirez
>they only play ice hockey in countries where it's cold enough to have ice
Really gets the noggin cells scratching
Jordan Evans
literally seething inferiority complex of america
Anthony King
>all the south american countries literally call it futbol. LITERALLY FOOT BALL get literally colonized
Matthew Miller
>ex european colonies shouldn't use european words
Aaron Martinez
>handegg >boreball >apehoop >icefight
lol
>divegrass
Seems you forgot one.
Grayson Perry
Cause the rest of the world only plays soccer and cricket. Cricket is seen as that game only soth asians care about. Soccer is an hour of running around, then whichever team got the most penalty kicks wins.
Jonathan Peterson
America has a league or match play or something for almost all sports. Why dont you play that stupid indian tag game? Exactly.
Americans dont like soccer because its not complicated enough to get into and too boring to watch otherwise. It's just a bunch of dickwads running around kicking a ball. It's like a much slower, much more boring version of hockey
If that's your thing, great. It's just not ours
Kevin Hill
>America has a league or match play or something for almost all sports. you described virtually every country on earth
>Americans dont like soccer because its not complicated enough to get into >muh intelligent sports do you genuinely believe this? kek
>It's just a bunch of dickwads running around kicking a ball. you could make every single sport on this planet sound shitty with a description like that
>It's like a much slower, much more boring version of hockey what are you even basing this on? we can see the football during the games.
Isaiah James
>Americans dont like soccer because its not complicated enough to get into and too boring to watch otherwise I don't really care about your tastes but that's bullshit, America likes winning and unlike most of sports, the rest of the world does give a fuck about football which makes you far less successful. If you were beating the rest of the world at it football would be the most popular sport there, that doesn't mean handegg, apehoop or anything is worse than football, it just means americans aren't used to lose in any sport. In fact, I like that, american football fans are chicanos or deluded pieces of shit, which makes far easier to know their opinions are wrong; thank god based conmebol kicked mexican teams out of libertadores, far less chicanos in our threads.
Levi Roberts
> > Americans dont like soccer because its not complicated enough to get into and too boring to watch otherwise > I don't really care about your tastes but that's bullshit
No, that’s an accurate description of divegrass; 90mins of guys casually jogging around, randomly kicking a ball willy-nilly and throwing cheep shots, only for the game to end in a 0-0 tie.
Who wants to watch that shit?
If you soccerfags would implement penalty power plays like icefight, then there’d be some actual scoring going on and the game might even be watchable.
Hudson Gutierrez
>literally removing a player from the field to make your sport watchable no wonder i don't like hockey.
Cooper Williams
>if scoring is low then it's boring
are all americans mentally 5?
Jaxson Anderson
> encouraging cheep shots and blatantly fake attempts at drawing fouls > still ends in 0-0 tie
No wonder only 3rd worlders watch soccer.
Liam Robinson
Whats exciting about soccer? Not even memeing ive never been given a good answer >muh strategy Nobody has ever explained what’s strategic about it. Please tell me how this is more strategic than football or baseball. Maybe im just ignorant but it seems even less strategic than basketball
Jack Kelly
>penalties have consequences >i dislike this Literally why
Eli Phillips
>Czech Republic not included You're just one big ol' dummy
Benjamin Sullivan
>america is just sore losers Quite backwards actually. If we cared wed easliy dominate. We dont give a fuck about swimming or any olympic sports either and we dominate those. The talent just goes elsewhere because no american kid dreams of being a pro soccer player. Look at hockey. Were relatively shit at that internationally but we still love it play it and watch it
Aaron Diaz
because if you remove even one player from the field then you're playing a different sport.
Aaron Ramirez
Thats is literally false and i have no idea how low your IQ would have to be to come to such a retarded conclusion
Juan Sullivan
a team is a machine.
Jaxson Williams
My god united-statians are retarded as fuck. No wonder they suck at footy
Jack Gutierrez
>afraid of international competition >always win the most gold at the Olympics u wot m8
Hudson Sanders
I'd say you're retarded, but i bet you've heard that from the doctor too many times already.
Chase Cooper
Ok? If you take a door off your car its still a car
Zachary Bennett
>ad hominem great argument, spectacular post.
Nathaniel Brooks
I'd just like to interject to say every positive experience can be enhanced by rock n roll playing in the background and shouting YEEHAW
Hunter Brooks
>unironically using buzzwords to win internet argument *tips fedora*
>more competitive sports >says the guy whos country only plays in 1 reletive competitive sport
Both baseball and Hockey are competitive on the world stage.
>inb4 irrelevent sports Compared to Soccer yes, but that doesnt mean they arent played worldwide.
Nathan Powell
>i know you are but what am i Clearly you win with your superior logics
Kevin Martin
Unrelated but I'm sad Mexico doesn't play in libertadores anymore. Did they actually get kicked out? I read it was a scheduling conflict but could be lies
Mexican teams are honestly shit, but they generally get a team or two to the knockout stage with arguably playing at a disadvantage (refs and travel)
Would have liked to see a Mexican team win the cup just for the anger it would cause, anything except fucking Chivas
I hope they come back, it's not completely irrelevant competition
Jack Davis
>says the guy whos country only plays in 1 reletive competitive sport [citation needed]
>Both baseball and Hockey are competitive on the world stage. [citation needed]
Charles Howard
It's like with literally any sport, get into a specific league/team enough and you start finding it interesting
Even the objective most boring sport on Earth, baseball can be entertaining that way, although not for me
You do learn there is a lot more strategy than just run and kick randomly, but again how do you explain American footbl strategy to someone who doesn't know all the rules? How do you explain how it's cool how different say the Patriots play compared to the Panthers?
Jackson Williams
> > muh strategy > Nobody has ever explained what’s strategic about it.
Indeed, there is nothing strategic about soccer, as it’s too difficult to control the ball, so the game consists of players aimlessly jogging around waiting for the ball to maybe get randomly kicked their way, so they can randomly kick it elsewhere.
Then ends in a 0-0 tie.
Grayson Baker
>this much damage control >o-our horse sport is relative i-i swear
Brandon Rogers
those are not arguments, or links to support your previous claims. I never said anything about a horse sport, what the fuck are you even talking about? holy fuck you're stupid.
Nolan Jones
Gaucho games look pretty fun desu. They'd probably still be better with more rock n roll, revolvers on hips, and yelling "YEEHAW!"
Austin Gonzalez
Show me 1 relative sport other than Football argentina plays then. Remember, OP already said Basketball is not a competitive sport.
Andrew Walker
Neither parts of that statement are true. There is a lot of strategy in how to line up a team based on your players and to try and counter the opposing teams line up. Substitutions and formation changes also regularly win games
As for the >Muh 0-0 I'm pretty sure the average goals scored in the premier league last year (just to pick the most watched league) was 2.9 goals per game And that's in games not allowed to go into overtime.
You can just not like the sport but there is a legitimate and plentiful strategy, and players who can actually control the ball well are considered the best of all time. And the control they have is actually pretty cool to watch if that's your thing
Jacob Thomas
>There is a lot of strategy in how to line up a team based on your players and to try and counter the opposing teams line up. Substitutions and formation changes also regularly win games This happens literally every single play in football. This is basic as fuck