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Me? I'm a Lyft man, myself

Gondola... had a hard life

haha that stupid australian got absolutely rinsed with his pooey little thread posted too late what an absolute mongrel

cannot WAIT until AI can program

Then all the programmingcucks who go on about "MUH FREE MARKET" will start whining at having their jobs taken and salaries destroyedd

business idea: an imprisoned market

>please don't fedora me, I beg you

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6 DAYS MORE!

if AI can program then we're facing the end of humanity

Tfw only thing standing between fully automated work and universal basic income for all is tories who balk at the idea of anyone besides them having an easy life

Can someone explain the Uber drivers in £60k mercedes

how does this random sheed in a suit afford this car and then go work as a taxi?

I told you NOT TO, you absolute CUNT!

what kind of person wants to live on the governments dole by choice?

FIND ME UNDERNEATH THE LANDSLIDE

>mum asks if I want a cup of tea
>say thanks but I'm alright
>she makes me one anyway and then starts shouting at me to come and get it
jesus christ I'm not coming home next summer

here's the real answer; you're cucked by general motors

Sheeds are weirdly good at being poor but rich

To be an Uber driver you have to have a model of car that is less than 3 years old.

No uber driver can afford that.

So they company makes Uber drivers rent the cars from them, which puts them into ridiculous debt and is basically a form of wage-slavery

who the fuck buys a car outright at that price besides literal billionaires? they're obviously doing monthly payments and can probably just scrape by taking advantage of the 'uber mongs who want mercedes chauffeurs to take them to the shops' market

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ah yes. commie corbyn will make all our dreams come true. muslim councils and child rape cover ups for everyone! universal income for everyone here, and in the third world! automated jobs for some people, others work harder for less money!

woah... utopia guys

*sells kidney to open black market to pay for food*

normies belong in a bin

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virgins belong in a furnace

Ah yes the toroid?

>what?? People not slaving their valuable time to earn a pittance??? An outrage let me coax up some fear story about sheeds and the soviet union!!

shut up you worm i'd knock the eyeballs out the front of your head with my foot

vasconstriction is making the ole extremities a bit cold

>don't have a shower for ONE day
>spots all over my face and shoulders

>me whenever I see someone post the words 'kekistan' or 'pepe'

*draws early*
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Ah yes, the Londonite

>gibs me dat free i dont wanna do nuffin

*rubs the old willy up and down to a human being that isn't at or above a completely arbitrary age*
*gets life in prison along with the mass shooters and the cannibalistic serial killers*

victimless crimes aren't crimes and yet the supposedly enlightened societies of the twenty first century still persecutes people who haven't done anything wrong

fuck provincials and fuck londoners

Smoking increases your intelligence

>provincials

stop using yank words you fucking yankified cunts.

uber pushes drivers to buy cars on finance, then when they don't earn enough, just leaves them to rot

Fucking disgusting business practices

don't consider anyone south of Northampton to be human

yanks don't have provinces sweetums

What do you dream?

don't consider anyone north of Southampton to be human

it's a rental. they don't own it. pakis are all about visible wealth, whilst most of them are actually poor as fuck.

fuck everyone in this thread

A world without asians

Alright
*gets down on knees and unbuckles your belt*

north korea successfully executing a preemptive nuclear strike on the united states and sending two million men over the 38th parallel

North America is all yank.

>/twg/ fag posts in /brit/
are you the ireland poster?

False

Id rather spend my days being creative than spend them doing routine tasks to survive

No. I lurk in /twg/.

>looking around oxford in street view
>see dozens of numales walking around in tight pants with man-buns

>being creative

so exactly what i just said then. self serving
>gibs me dat dont wanna do nuffin

kill all white people

Need to go shopping but it's raining. What's some good albums for this situation?

load of shit
ask any NEET how creative and productive they are

Praying to allah 5 times a day and studying islamic scripture isn't creative

Uh nuh sweetie
Imagine how much better virtually every aspect of life would be if people had freetime to innovate

Fuck May and fuck british people
Florence is /EU/'s turf you nonces

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ah yes "being creative"

*plans the next months worth of funposts and also some new concepts for gimmicks*

it's my art mum you just don't understand

>The free market economy totally works you cuck

*corporations move millions of jobs to third world countries and pocket the difference, moving it in to an offshore account and avoiding tax*

>see?

BULLSHIT HAHAAA you'll sit on your arse and shitpost on Sup Forums while mummy brings you food you fucking autistic cretin

>Rustyinmybed
yeah I bet you are mate waheyyy

Compare how productive peopl who work from home are to officerunts

reise, reise

>people should have to work 40 hour weeks just to live

If I'd have known this as a foetus I'd have aborted myself

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the government should pay me free money to post on the 'chon

there are no valid arguments against universal basic income

people wouldn't innovate if they had nothing but free time you fucking melt. people innovate now when they are put in places they can thrive. if everyone had nothing but free time and no need to find a direction, most people would just procrastinate.

fucking spastic. where do you think the phrase too much free time on your hands come from? to be honest. seems like you have a VERY severe case of that already

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Dont get why everyone is so offended at the prospect of automated universal income

Id much rather learn new theories and skills and think about new solutions to problems that sit on excel all day doing grunt work

>the average UK poster

nope

poonited shitdom

Ahh yes only rich people should be allowed to take life at their own pace.

Everyone else needs to be herded like cattle for the slaughter 40 hourd a week 45+ years

Fuck off tarquinoid

business idea: shut down all jobcentres and use the money saved to provide universal basic income to everyone

my dad is just as "creative" as any office cunt
he does work for 8 hours while the phone constantly goes off (he lets it ring twice before answering as a rule), then he sleeps on the couch for 2 hours, and then watches reruns of family guy, flips through every single channel about 4 times, and then goes to bed at 8:30
every single weekday with no variation

i don't understand why you can't do that now. since you clearly have unlimited free time as a neet. you should really be able to find what makes you tick, and arrange the relevant channels in which you could pursue it. but nah. you're shitposting on the chon. just like you would be with a universal income, except on a better computer with more snack food.

fuck off

Thats my point my obese frend

is totalbiscuit really only 33 now? I remember watching his content years ago and he was fat, cancer-ridden, and looked like a 46yo chain smoker

t. learning new theories and skills

>Generic white girl sets up ASMR channel
>5million subs
>$25,000/month on patreon

Not a neet phone posting from the bog at work

entitled lazy paki. waste of space

where'd you get this picture of me

wish i didn't find computers so daunting

if I were a girl this is precisely what I'd do

either that or streaming video games on twitch with a bit of cleavage

haven't you got some english to teach?

Get the fuck outta here

>donating to internet personas

how the fuck do you find computers hard
you use them daily

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its the weekend
and I work like 25h a week normally

saw a girl who was a spitting image of tom scott this morning

>duh I get fulfillment from my 40 hour a week job where mr schlomoberg could literally replace me in the drop of a hat, and will do within the next decade with a machine

Honestly don't get the wageslave mentality

am i an alcoholic if i only drink alone all day on the weekends?

saw a hot milf today lads
all i could think about was nibbling on her tangy twat flaps

the one from blues brothers?

literally not the fault of the video authors. fault of the pathetic viewers. imagine how much their pay would go up if we had a universal income. half their fanbase is probably /brit/posters who want universal income hahaaaha