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angelina jolie

I was a kid when britney spears got huge and seeing her in the schoolgirl outfit got me into pop music. Also gave me a permanent fetish.

Emma Stone
ScaJo

all the main bitches in game of thrones

especially sophie and maisie that people keep trying to pass off as hot

lena headley was hot

Thought I was the only one.

Do you mean jerking off to, er....?

If you didn't wank over prime Britney you are legit gay.

Sup Forums - Television & Film

Mila Kunis is objective to this question.

Alison Brie

Thissssssssss

I think real life meg griffin would be hotter tbqph

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I liked her in the first video she made. But I was partial to genie in a bottle era christina aguilera

Mandy Moore >>>>> Christina >>>>>> Britney

She presented herself as slutty, which turned me off, personally.

She honestly looks like OkCupid material

The fat hoe from titanic

She was good looking but she bites the shit out of her nails and fingers. Major turn off for me.

>pretending you were alive when britney started

My mom had this shit on CASSETTE, and I brought the insider cover upstairs into the bathroom for one of my first faps. This is fapkino.

You kids these days are spoiled. For me, it was this and blurry cable porn. Catching like half a boob was some serious shit.

You will never have a threesome with prime Britney and Christina where they fight over your cum.

JUST

Jolie was really hot to me until she got really famous. Hackers!Jolie is prime as fuck.

Not all of us are 13, friendo.

Britney Spears has one of the most generic faces a woman could possibly have. I literally can't tell who she is whenever I see a picture of her, since she lacks any features that stand out.

>he thinks britney started in 2004

nigga she released in 1998

>This is fapkino.
Also Jennifer Lopez first album.
It was just some music with sexy pics of her in the inlay.
Lost like 5pounds just to them.

I still remember when britney made that music video where she was in a red latex body suit. Me and my friends argued over whether you could see a camel toe or not. It didn't matter

Kino

>can't even quote the right person

Nah we are.

Just look at the catalog for this board.

Prime Britney was a 10/10 in every country and every timeline. I fear you just like dicks and don't know it yet.

I used to raid my uncle's Playboy stash whenever my family wold go over his house. I'd rip out pages of the girls I thought were hottest. I got so overwhelmed with all of the choices that I'd just lay all of the pages on the ground of my bedroom and walk around in a circle catching a momentary glimpse of each while wanking over all of them.

Ah, early masturbation days...

>You will never have a threesome with prime Britney and Christina

Its not fair.

>Ah, early masturbation days...
This. Fucking spoiled kids.
A ripped out Playboy pic of Cindy Crawford was all I got but it got the job done.

>having playboys

Scully on the cover of TV guide was my staple. That and kmart flier models in their undies.

>having playboys
Never owned or purchased one.
Just the crusty sheet that went around our class.
In the end you cut probaly cut glass with that fucker.

People in anyway claiming that Drew Barrymore is attractive

youtube.com/watch?v=NkVsJGl5d6E

how did they get away with this

Is that the fat bitch from Titanic?

This, for sure.

Also, Cameron Diaz. People go on and on about her being super hot and strikingly beautiful, but holy hell, I don't see that at ALL.

On the male side, I'd say I never thought Channing Tatum was attractive. Or hell, even George Clooney. Super suave and charming, sure, but attractive? Not exactly.

show milkies! show milkies!

Interesting to see how my life would have been if my parents had of bought me that fucking moped I asked for

who dis?

Clooney is one of those guys who probably wouldn't be half as attractive if he was 20.

I never said she was ugly.

fuck I forgot about that disgusting dormer that is spammed on this board too

faggot

Emma is fucking beautiful, faggot.
ScarJo is uglier than a bag of roasted asian dicks though. Literally disgusting.

no

Most black women look like dog shit.

No one thinks Drew Barrymore is hot. That's just the media fucking with you. Drew Barrymore looks like dog shit with the stanky white hair growing out the top.

bullshit ranking

retard

Cameron Diaz was only gorgeous in The Mask, and has kinda floated off that after hitting a YUUUUGE brick wall in about '96

i cannot believe someone actually went through the effort of making this image

Jesus fucking Christ, this was some really terrible fashion times.

how old was she there?

This. I wasn't like 12 when baby one more time came out and she was the ultimate

consider the source. anyone who thinks their opinion is important enough to NOT be completely user on a chan, is a cunt bubble by default.

>angelina jolie
Legitimately bonable in Gia. After that she just looks like a shrill cunty vagina mouthed monster. Women think she's hot, and most guys just like tits.

nice sixes

Sup Forums spends 40% of their time collecting crime statistics, 40% making them into info graphics, and 10% shit posting

And they shit post a lot

I lose all interest when I see him in a movie

pic related, I was always a Willow (Alyson Hannigan) muy myself.

And that has what to do with the post in question? Why are you even bringing Sup Forums up, numbnuts?

SMG was much hotter with dark hair (e.g. Cruel Intentions)

THIS.

FUCKING THIS.

ryan gosling. you can tell he has bad genetics by looking at his face

This shit.

I'd take Selma Blair over SMG any day of the week, even if she is an ironing board.

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Who are these people? Could I have a quick rundown?

>one of my first GF's looked like alyson hannigan with jet black hair
>last name was hannigen
>watched buffy just for willow
I-I've never been able to get over it.

>That and kmart flier models in their undies.
Ah yes the kids section was kino

i know it's pleddit but who would Sup Forums rather wife and spend the rest of their lives with, Inara or Kaylee?

I'm for Kaylee

She was fucking smoking in Poisson Ivy plus she looked a lot like my cousin growing up

just fuck around with your color balance and it's like your ex is looking into your eyes with that wanton, lustful look user....

>Spotted the faggot.

Is Channing Tatum generally seen as super attractive? He has one of the most generic white guy faces I've seen on a celebrity. Not ugly... not hot. Just eh.

Madonna

Anybody old enough to remember the time when people thought she was attractive is too old to be posting on here

Slutty doesn't do it for me. I prefer the slutty body type but in more "wholesome" clothing.

Tight jeans showing off a lovely butt >short skirts. That and sweater puppies > low cut top.

You're not, user. There are many gay males in the world.

I've never met anyone that actually likes Lena Dunham, online or irl. Maybe it's where I live, but Girls has never been on my radar at all. I don't think I've even seen any movies or tv shows with her in them. At least Michael Cera found his way in.

Your lucks in, if you voted for Clinton she owes you one blowjob

enjoy

the only people who like Lena Dunham are women who are exactly like Lena Dunham

fuck you

14

These two plain janes.

worst emma

watson

Emma Watson. She's pretty, but nothing crazy.

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Dude how do you not love blonde Mandy Moore? She literally voiced a Disney Princess.

Oh because todays fashion is such a fucking improvement.

Beyonce
J-Lo
J-Law
Angelina
Scarlet
Charlize
Jenna Coleman
Natalie Dorma
Anna Kendrick
Christina Hendricks
Jeri Ryan
Pamela Anderson
Megan Fox
Nicky Minaj
Alyssa Milano
Tori Spelling

Kaylee all the fucking way. Jewel is even better than Summer Glau

There's hundreds of 50+ old men on /hm/

Bitch looks like me in drag. FOH

Old enough for kisses

Thank you. Two brown generic as fuck Hispanic chicks with ok bodies at best. How they are obsessed over on this site is a trip to me.
Must be because the newfags that post here watched their Nick shows as they grew up.

Not saying I'd pass up a night with them, but I don't get the hardcore obsession. Still way better than those Kardashian whores tho.

Or legit old.

wtf i love black ladies now