>no 3rd bundes matches >no 2nd bundes matches shit op
Samuel Wilson
here you go Hans
Ian Baker
Nürnberg - Kiel match of the day
Justin Hill
why
Luke Sullivan
good morning
Logan Carter
The rest are bad
Luis Perry
Why couldn't you protect his smile?
Carter Allen
why are football players so fucking gay and retarded nowadays
Samuel Sanders
O tempora o mores
Jace Wood
Sorry I don't speak Danish
Camden Anderson
Why is this faggot taking so many selfies
Daniel Ross
Because Kiel literally outguys.
>now >he forgot about Laddah and the Der Kaiser
Jaxon Torres
How does /bundes/ rate Bundes-Jogi?
Robert Thomas
What the quack?
Jonathan Flores
They always were, it's just that social media gives us 24h exposure of their inflated egos (see )
Ayden Perez
Pulchrissima mulier es et pedes lavare volo.
Adrian Wilson
lewd
Michael Watson
It's a comfy Weihnachtsbier and /bundes/ episode with the lads at spee
Hunter Roberts
dummer mongo
Blake Moore
newfag
Wyatt Allen
Blondowski a cute!
Gavin Ramirez
Good matchday today
North London Derby in an hour Carnival Cities Derby Derby della Roma Madrid Derby
Lincoln Kelly
Bundesliga fucking sucks
Germany fucking sucks since that thrashing in 45'
Kayden Baker
yes. looking forward to it
Jack Kelly
His smile and optimism: Gone
Thomas Hernandez
fucking idiot, hack. Maybe it also has to do with the team not being able to score, Schmelzer not being able to pass, team not being able to defend properly, since Stuttgart could have scored a third one in the second half - furthermore: conceding another classic "anti-Bosz counter", and playing a shit second half.
I wish they lost 1:3 or 1:4 so everyone would wake up and not talk about "muh stupid slapstick goal in the 5th minute, thatswhy this match got hard" Lost against both both promoted teams, and he is like "wenns mal so doof läuft wirds natürlich schwierig".
Not sure if should wish for bvb to win or lose more to get rid of him desu. I feel sorry for some players really.
Noah Hall
Für den Keeper birgt das System von Trainer Peter Bosz manche Gefahr. „Bei unserer Idee Fußball zu spielen, muss alles klappen – nur dann funktioniert sie“, sagte Bürki bei Sport1 und fügte hinzu: „Im Moment ist es aber so, dass wir häufig noch einmal zurückschauen auf den Spieler hinter uns – ob er seine Position hat. Wenn wir das tun, sind wir aber schon zwei Sekunden zu spät und laufen hinterher.“ Bürki weiter: „Leider gilt das dann für das ganze System, das eben nicht mehr aufgeht. Wir Verteidiger leiden darunter ein bisschen, weil wir trotzdem nachrücken müssen, auch wenn wir zu spät sind. Sonst reißt das ein Riesenloch in unsere Mannschaft.“
Thomas Cook
he's right tobihoeneß. he didn't mention that he's shit, but he's also right.
Carson Wood
this
Wyatt Taylor
are you one of those people who blame the conceded goals on Bürki?
Tell which goal in the last 10 matches was genuinely his fault.
Jaxon Harris
Århus Gymnastikforening vs Silkeborg Idrætsforening is today’s only Superliga game. Will be interesting to see if the international break will turn things around for David Nielsen’s men.
Asher Moore
>t. Roman B. aus Dortmund
First goal yesterday was solely his fault. Same with the 1:0 in Nicosia.
Colton Garcia
this fucking ref UGH
Sebastian Hall
Based Calli telling how it is
Michael Campbell
kiel plays so fucking good
Leo Hernandez
>Wie das Online-Portal „Sportbuzzer“ berichtet, haben sich die Dortmunder Verantwortlichen mittlerweile mit dem drohenden Abschied des Torjägers zur kommenden Saison abgefunden – und suchen deshalb aktiv nach potenziellen Nachfolgern. >[...]Einer davon könnte der argentinische Nationalspieler Darío Benedetto von den Boca Juniors sein. Laut dem „Fox Sports“-Moderater Sebastián Vignolo wolle die Borussia den 27-Jährigen beim Ligaspiel zwischen Tabellenführer Boca und Schlusslicht Racing Club de Avellaneda beobachten. >[...]Ebenfalls laut „Fox Sports“ im Gespräch – und wohl im gleichen Spiel auf dem Platz: Racing Clubs Lautaro Martínez. Der 20-Jährige soll aber vor einem Wechsel zu Atlético Madrid stehen, zudem bietet die AC Florenz laut „gianlucadimarzio.com“ für den U20-Nationalspieler Argentiniens. They should've tried to replace Obama already last season.
Hunter Young
Sure, the goal in Nicosia was his fault of course. But that was like one goal in 15. Also the penalties he caused, well yeah, only happened because defense allowed a 1:1 situation, what the fuck is he supposed to do.
First goal yesterday all commentators and experts said Bartra is to blame. Maybe you are a better footballer knower after all. Watch it from another angle and you'll see he kicked it into Bürkis shins.
Gabriel White
>Nach dem VfB-Sieg gegen Borussia Dortmund, der eine Schützenhilfe für Reschkes Ex-Verein FC Bayern war, wurde der 60-Jährige gefragt, ob er nach dem Spiel von Hoeneß eine Dankes-SMS erhalten habe. Der Bild antwortete Reschke: "Der Uli kann nicht simsen, da erwarte ich nix." So it's confirmed, Wurstl is a brainlet.
Jacob White
ralph gunesch has such an annoying voice
Nicholas Johnson
Arsenal and Tottenham are supposed to be pretty technical and refined teams for English standards, but this is just a complete mess.
Hudson Carter
3. Liga on NDR
Christopher Carter
somewhat true. He is a valuable addition at Bohndesliga, but doesn't really have the voice for commentating football matches.
Aaron Murphy
Aside from ManCity, english top clubs are still somewhat limited compared to their european counterparts.
Gabriel Edwards
>be shy >trying to flirt with denmark-chan >she ignores me like all the other grills
I really thought you would be better than that.
Kevin Morgan
Tottenham is a one-trick-counter-attack pony
Camden Bailey
I only watch Bohndesliga because Tobias Escher is /our autist/. The other guys are uninteresting "hurrrrr, why is my club so shit" people, and while Gunesch has interesting insights into playing football at a high level, he often resorts to phrase-mongering.
Etienne and Nils have their moments, but can be extremely clueless sometimes. There was a episode a few weeks ago where Tobi was missing because of illness and it became pretty apparent how much he's carrying the format.
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
Parker Diaz
awwwwww
Daniel Baker
Was für Gschmarri ridst du über mich, du glanner Graddler? Du wassd fei scho, dass ich der aller Schensde wor bei die Glubb Uldras, und bei einiche Brügelein hinderm Frangnschdadion dabei wor, und hab offiziel über 300 Färder badschd. Ich bin drenierd im hinderfodzigen neibrigln und bin der besde im Seidla schmeißn in ganz Nemberch. Für mich bisd du nix anderschd als des nägsde Opfer. Ich gib dir a Rennschelln, dassdn Berch nauf bremsen mousd wie's auf derer Erdn nu kanner gsegn had, schreib's der af. Du glabsd du kannsd auf der Kerwa suwas zu mir sogn? Da deischd di fei, du Bflunzn. Während mir hier blaudern had mei Kumbl scho seine Schbezi kulld und glei is des Beggla Schelln aufgrissn, Seffdl. Des gibd su a drimmers Foddsn, dass dei Lehm rum is. Du ghärsd der Kadz, Alderla. Ich kann iberall sei, egol wann, und ich kann di auf über siemhunderd verschiedene Ardn abmurgsn, und des blous mid di Händ. Ned bloss, dass i drännierd bin im Wadschn verdeiln, i hab sogoar Zugriff auf des gesamde Invendar vom Nembercher Lochgefägnis und des wäri a benudsn dass I dei Gfries in ganz Middlfrangn nimmer sich, Fregger. Wenn du gwissd hädsd was fir almächdichn Gnadsch du dir oh dou hasd mit deim Arschgwaf, hädsd vielleichd di Babn ghaldn. Hasd ned kennd, hasd ned dou, und eds hasd dein Dreg, du drimmers Mahlaff. Der Wadschnbam fälld um und er wird di derschlohgn. Du hasds verradsd, Grischberlä.
Dylan Lewis
>talks shit about based kiel >get 2-1 the equalizer is not far you goon
Leo Brown
damn CIA looks like *THAT*?
Kevin Morales
>she
Matthew Stewart
Grumpy Ede, Nils, MC Escher, Niko Backspin and Felgenralle are so entertaining. They're honest, have with Tobi an absolute football need and it's still pretty nerdy in general. I've been watching Ede since 2000 and I still like these guys. They remind me, that there are still decent people on this planet. Some other formats are great too. Best entertainment in Germany
Ayden Bennett
he is right though
Ryder Phillips
good post breh
Elijah Rodriguez
My gf had seven dicks in her ass before me, is that bad?
Andrew Brown
KIEL
Camden Butler
>she's honest 2 you >einmal schlampe, immer schlampe hatte auch mal was mit einer hure, aber wollte den nächsten schritt nicht wagen. sowas sollte man nicht an sich binden
Henry Long
>tfw watching the bundes while tucked in blanket because have all windows open so the fresh cold air can cure my hangover
Eli Wilson
its not that she gave it out like on a buffet, just that she had a few relationships and most of them didnt work out in the long run.
We are both 30+
Owen James
there is no greater feeling
Matthew Jones
lel
Carson Evans
...
Christopher Garcia
Im freezing, also felt cold the whole night. Couldnt sleep before taking two blankets, having a shirt under my pyjama and wearing socks. Dont know why Im so cold, 35,5° is still a normal body temperature, right?
Levi Sullivan
wenn man mehrmals in den arsch von irgendwelchen typen gekriegt hat, ist das zumindest fragwürdig. wenn eine gleicv anal will, ist mit der sowieso etwas falsch. imo sind das schnallen mit übelstem vater- und/oder züchtigungskomplex.
aber hey: da, wo die liebe eben hinfällt
bin 29 btw
Asher Hernandez
do you all date virgins?
Jonathan Clark
Ah so this is what he's doing in his retirement. Social media whoring.
Nice games today, which one are you watching next?
Pic related looks like a good game. Whiles the customer game will have Bernat playing LW/LWB.
Jaxson Murphy
>I swear I was not whoring around, I thought I was in a serious relationship Oldest roastie trick in the book.
Easton Sullivan
...
Evan Gonzalez
no, she didnt do it right away, but pretty much every man wants it, and if she really likes the guy, well. Its also not "some random dude" but the man she loved at that time.
I could also have fugged ten girls in the butt, but I havent because Im a loser. How many did you do?
Adrian Hill
>Lars Bender as CB. I think someone is mixing up Lars with Sven again
Isaac Gonzalez
take a hot bath/shower or make a wärmflasche
Henry Lopez
yes yes hello and good morgen!
John Mitchell
Apparently. Won't be surprised if it'll change before the game starts
Tyler Morales
Kicker has it as a back 3
William Sanders
I was thinking of that but also wondering who will be in the back 3 with Tah and, I assume, Kohr.
Is it Wendel or is it really Lars?
Luis Hall
apperantly it really is Lars, because Sven has broken his rips (again).
Bentley Hill
Rooting for the Wolves because I'm a furry
Jeremiah Flores
They say Wendell in the back 3. It's not unheard of, around here Sturm Graz are top with a back 3 that only contains one true CB.
Luis Adams
yes
Landon Richardson
>Sturm Graz Wow and a point above Salzburg, nice. But that's not something that would work everywhere. Today that argument continues, I guess. Hope Poop's watching.
Samuel Gutierrez
sounds fishy, but you don't have to marry her. try to get a feel for her judgement and decide for yourself.
it doesn't matter, how man chicks a dude has banged. a dude can't be a slut. if you slay pussy all day, you're "popular with girls" and if you do it sometimes, you're respectful and "the one" material. there's nothing better than being born with a dick.
anal? one girl twice. not my favourite hole 3bh.
Thomas Morales
>there's nothing better than being born with a dick. objectively true in all ways
Angel Jones
Based Brekalo Doppeltunnel.
Brayden Ramirez
thx
Juan Flores
I love her to death desu, but it fucks with my head. I already know I want her, but thx for your opinion.