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11/18 - UFC Fight Night 121: Werdum vs. Tybura
11/22 - VFC Fight Night: Waterloo
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11/25 - Cage Warriors 89: Moore vs. Cerili
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12/01 - Glory 48 New York: Vannostrand vs TBA
12/01 - The Ultimate Fighter 26: Finale
12/01 - Bellator 189: Budd vs Blencowe 2
12/02 - UFC 218: Holloway vs. Aldo 2
12/08 - TKO41: Champions
12/08 - Invicta FC 26 - Maia vs Niedźwiedź
12/08 - LFA 28: Cutts vs. Willis

TUF 26 Fights Of The Week:
>#6 Montana Stewart vs. #14 Nicco Montaño - FULL FIGHT
rutube.ru/video/4da870b2962f924fbbcbc53bf5f62d8e/
>#2 Barb Honchak vs. #10 Rachael Ostovich-Berdon - FULL FIGHT
rutube.ru/video/0164545fd58b5b8e0d056c675c1eaf99/

/heem/ News:
>UFC Sydney Aussie & Fancy Breakdown
youtu.be/ULe5IWo3KIg

>Cris ‘Cyborg’ Justino vs. Holly Holm set for UFC 219
mmafighting.com/2017/11/16/16668156/cris-cyborg-justino-vs-holly-holm-set-for-ufc-219

>The Ultimate Fighter 27 to feature only undefeated fighters
mmafighting.com/2017/11/16/16668028/the-ultimate-fighter-27-to-feature-only-undefeated-fighters

>Fabricio Werdum charged with assault for allegedly hitting Colby Covington with boomerang
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/fabricio-werdum-assault-charge-boomerang-colby-covington-ufc-sydney

>Australian TV news report on Werdum-Covington boomerang incident is ... interesting?
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/fabrocio-werdum-colby-covington-boomerang-assault-australian-news-report-ufc

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=rcEOj2ssgg8
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thrash_metal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbine_High_School_massacre
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>MFW heem tries to do simple math

Does Ortega have a single notable win?

>actually says /heem/
based lukas

ortega and schaub bless my man

calendar will be proud of this thread

anyone here actually have a stem degree?

LET ME BANG HEEM, DO U LET ME BANG?

...

so you dont even have highschool degrees there? dam no wonder everyone is working at the coalmines over there

Yes. Mathematics

I don't understand what you're getting at. We get high school diplomas, not degrees. A degree is awarded to students upon successful completion of a course of study in (higher education).

And no, not everyone works in a coal mine. It's a dying industry - thanks, Obama.

youtube.com/watch?v=rcEOj2ssgg8

Reminder Usman is a nob

I like Homasi though, he took a fight against Means on short notice and saved an otherwise terrible card

is werdum going to jail

To someone whose first language isn't English, diploma and degree sound interchangeable.

But a burger wouldn't know anything about having a second language, right?

>But a burger wouldn't know anything about having a second language, right?
No, I sure to God don't. Why would I want that filth on my tongue?

nice, do you work as a professor?

No, software dev. I also studied a lot of Computer Science at school.

cool

t. ee student

new

RENA

M. Dern's bunda bless

Why is the sand black?

Jesus Christ Bruce, you can't go around asking why somebody is black, it's 2017

We're used to beautiful beaches here in G_d's land, Australia. I've seen American beaches in the PNW (Oregon mostly) and they're covered in trash with that same black dirt sand.

M. Dern's titties bless

Why does the ufc cut people when they get arrested for battery, who cares?

Like that Michael Graves

M. Dern's ferrets bless

Rose-Clark is a lowkey qt

>Ban one strike
Side kick to the knee
>Legalise one strike
Knees to downed opponents

>that nose

stomps and soccer kicks should be allowed

knees to a downed opponent should be allowed as well

oh shit ground game faggots in trouble now

>ban one strike
jabs
>legalize one strike
nut shots

Ban - overhand right
Legalise - Stomps
take that wrestlers

legalize any type of kicks on the ground fuck these bjj faggots laying on their back like a dog to catch a breath

>ban
that gay knee to the thigh wrestlers throw while stalling
>legalise
headbutts

>Legalise - Stomps
>take that wrestlers
>wrestlers
really made me think

>ban
hand to hand combat
>legalise
weapons

Ban any strike to an unconscious opponent
Legalize everything else

good morning good morning good morning

dude

Ban everything apart from spinning attacks

whats oop

>Side kick to the knee
Might as well ban striking altogether, you giant puss.

ban hands (no need to thank me dockie)

legalize head buts

Perry world champ 2018

that's one cocky motherfucker

Good fucking morning

You've caused me to legitimately hate this man for no reason whatsoever.

Isn't that /heem/'s slogan

"who's your favorite female fighter" is /heem/'s slogan

Fun fact, I was looking at Miesha's AMA and someone asked her precisely this and she responded

I'm just saying, look into it

H8rs disgust me!
Schaub bless bro

>morning
I knew you are a proxy faggot

Scram h8r!

Let's go watch a horror movie then drive to an ice rink and take turns heeming eachother

EXPOSED

Let’s skip the movie and ice rink
*flicks out a jab*

Am Wochenende ist 14 Uhr morgens du mongo

*flicks out dick*
*EN GARDE*

*shoots a panic double leg*

*shoots a panic load*
Sorry, this never usually happens, I swear.

fuck ortega and fuck german "people"

there's no money there's no possessions only obsessions BASED ORTEGOD

>replying in broken german
not only you idolize a roided ufc fighter on an asian imageboard like some yuri fag but you also pretend to be a german.

Thats what I call mental illness. Please start taking your schizo meds again, dude

Bless brother

MOTHER FUCKING ORTEGA BLESS

ALL THE *****ABSOLUTE FUCKING LOSER WHO APPLIED TO BE A RULE ENFORCER***** CAN DO IS GET 1 MINUTE OF REPRIEVE LMFAO

ORTEGA 4 LIFE

>broken german
Wer hat dir bitte ins Gehirn geschissen?

OOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

and no this is not based germany so suck a dick internet detectives

source?

asking for a friend

Based spammer btfoing the h8ers how will they ever recover?

proves my point.
Mods, please ban Ortega fag. He is using proxies and is posting gay porn all day

By spamming report till the mods put the big mongoloid in time-out.

Just how lil pump dropped out of harvard to save the rap game?

THIRSTY

So how ugly does your gf have to be in order for Rena to be 'hot'

>scatbro loves ortega
BASED ortegafans triggering the spergs by living in their head rent free

ortega bless bros, what is your favourite ortega submission win

Probably the diego brandao one

i don't know who any of these idiots are, but thank you for being stupid enough to pay for UFC PPVs so non-retards can watch them for free.

what is your MAXIMUM bench press?

>/heem/
>having gf

Why do you think they're here most of their day posting ugly women?

I´ve asked you this before but I don´t remember the answer. Are you gay?

isnt me u goof i wouldnt know anything about rap i only listen to thrash

karen montes btw

Fabrício Werdum vs. Marcin Tybura
Bec Rawlings vs. Jessy Rose-Clark
Tim Means vs. Belal Muhammad
Jake Matthews vs. Bojan Veličković
Elias Theodorou vs. Dan Kelly
Alexander Volkanovski vs. Shane Young

>thrash
trash*

Fixed that for you, le school shooter.

O-R-T-E-G-A
SPICY LIKE THE SAUCE


>being tied down in even the slightest way to any other human being

70 nigga

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thrash_metal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbine_High_School_massacre

favourite female fighter who may or may not be on male hormones?

Saving up money to go to Brazil

this Grisham guy is the worst commentator ever.

>this thread is just one retard talking to himself through multiple devices

shit sport, shit thread

Of course it's a proxy. Any time you see an awful fighter being forced here it's that loser doing it. He has to be here like 18 hours a day

Says the guy posting horseface noass constantly

Meet me outside Arbys tonight you scat spamming bitchboi I'll heem you're liver

>undefeated
>awful
the state of the h8rs

Wtf I posted from my phone and my flag is Austrian for some unknown reason

This
h8ers still don't know their place

You're responding with the wrong flag retard

What am I about to type?

>the absolute state of h8ters ITT

I'll stop giving you homophobes on here (You)'s from now on.
You spergs have nothing else to do than talk about me, one could say I own /heem/...

Nice try but i renamed it you retard