Italy

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Is Italy the greatest nation ever?

>Roman empire
>Created fascism
>Amazing cars and style
>Amazing food
>Beautiful people
>Based as fuck

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Is Mexico the worst nation ever?

Is this what Mapleniggers call banter?

>greatest nation ever
>Hitler wasn't born in Italy

Kek

I had a chimichanga last week and it was terrible. I'm never eating spico food ever again.

Soooo its austria...

>White
Oh wait, nm,

North Italy is basically Switzerland tier quality of life, Southern Italy is Balkan tier

Hitler was a beta manlet, you Eurotrash faggot

chimichangas are more of a tex-mex thing

Texas and California actually made your food worth eating. Real mexican food is the blandest shit I've ever tasted. It was like eating cardboard

what real mexican food did you have?

Feces

but user, chicken spice curry is indian food

I ate your mums pussy and it tasted like refried beans.

>Italy

>>Roman empire
>>Created fascism
>>Amazing cars and style
>>Amazing food
>>Beautiful people
>>Based as fuck

> Lost war to fuckin Greece

Definitely not greatest nation ever. Can't even compare to mighty Slavs.

DELET THIS

filled with degenerates

>one of the worst modern militaries

Italian sounds amazing

Every time I hear an Italian person talk, it feels like they are having steamy sex with my ears

>life too dope to die in dumbass war for Hitler and Duce

>just want to go back to my rustic villa, drink red wine and fuck my beautiful yet hairy armed wife

Can you blame him?

Also chicks with hairy arms are sexy fuck and high test.

nah mate.. italians are being cucked by the pope.. they are invaded my immigrants every day.. they spend heaps to rescue boats full immigrants everyday..

Italy was good in the 90s.

They are fucking cucks. Half the nation chink or nigger now.

i like it for 2 reasons

Italy gets all the press but Spain blows it out of the water in terms of attractiveness of the population.

my opinion exactly

I fapped to her anal rape scene a thousand times.

In germany we call pizza 'mafia pie'.

>hairy armed wife

kikes can't even touch her

> Italian ""Empire"" consisted of Libya and Somalia
> BTFO by the early papacy
> BTFO in WWI and WWII, no matter what side they were on
> France and Spain invaded them
> Created Anarchy
> Military weaker than the Swiss Guard
> Economy so bad that fucking Slovakia has to bail them out

Good food though

What a waste of digits

you fagioli are alright

>caring about digits
waste of space

well that settles it, spaghetti niggers btfo

hnnnngh muh snownigger dick

>but she is old now user

shut up cucks

how typical, amerimongrel in charge of history, thanks for the laugh m8, and good digits

The Italian army is so dirt-weak that if the Canadian army kills them all off, Italians still fucking lose kek

Witnessed and confirmed

Wasted

that's weak m8
on a more important note, shouldn't you be getting blown the fuck out by rice eating chink manlets?

wat

>be american
>write a bunch of retarded shit
>get digits anyway
There is no god

Kick all the selfie stick selling nigger's out of Rome.

>and ethiopia :^)
>annexed 99.9% of papal states while they were allied with france
>won ww1 and ww2
>invaded them back even if poorly
>created fascism
>vatican city is actually protected by italian police
>this one's retarded

>America wasting digits on his birthday

sad!

Like your nation

At least they eat rice, not our girls, so I'm OK with the chinks

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Goddammit I was trying to time

>

for an epic get

why does mexico have so much self hate

I ate log cabin maple syrup last week and it was terrible, canadian food sucks.

Never eating canadian maple syrup ever again.

If you kill your enemy, they win

I thought you would have realized that a long time ago, since Italy has been shit for a while now

Yeah, you sure showed the allies by being bombed day and night. Plus, you didn't even conquer useful areas. And you end losing the same battle fives in a row against the Austrians trying to "push them back"

> Flag

Too easy

Is this whats supposed to be Italian """banter"""?

BTFO

your "banter" is so pathetic we're giving away pity (You)s m8
have another one on the house

Your "banter" is so pathetic we're giving away pity economic aid m8

Have another one on the EU's tab

bretty gud for a non white country

Nice meme, would be funnier if it were actually true though

I could get behind that.

You forgot to mention their amazing music and language as well.

>american showing off his ignorance once again
how typical from a low IQ mongrel, kek

>you sure showed the allies by being bombed day and night
Probably the least bombed out of the three
>you didn't even conquer useful areas
Because the useful ones were already taken before italy even existed
>how could you lose while being on the offensive side against people fortified into mountains, while being in that one war where a certain front remained unhinged for 3+ years because offensives caused too many casualties
Gee i don't know

Bullshit, life quality is bretty gud all around Italy. Southerners are a bit poorer and care a lot about simple things
Northeners are basically rich as shit but very poor people from an existential point of view

I fucking love Italia.

Italy is a fucking shithole. I'm on business at the moment and it is abhorrent. You are all lazy nigger-tier shitbags, your entire country is fucked, filthy and embarrassingly inefficient.

Fuck Italians and fuck Italy, I hate you all and I can't wait to leave. The end.

Somebody redpill me on Southern Italy in comparison to the North.

I saw this posted some months ago by Argentina, is that you again??

I love that sentence

If the truth is funny, then why does the world laugh?

> Giving us graphs that shows how Italy still is forced to give billions in the middle of an economic crisis

> Probably the least bombed out of the three

Hey at least you "won" like you say ;^)

> Because the useful ones were already taken before italy even existed

Saudi Arabia, Persia, Turkey, etc. You didn't even attack Egypt during the war lol, the Germans had to come in, otherwise you would have surrendered to the French Resistance

> how could you lose while being on the offensive side against people fortified into mountains, while being in that one war where a certain front remained unhinged for 3+ years because offensives caused too many casualties

How could you lose while being on the defensive, outnumbering the Austrians, fortified on your own homeland, while being the least strategic area for the Austrians to attack?

>Northeners are basically rich as shit
Not really, just average

>If the truth is funny, then why does the world laugh?
Because your idea of the world is a group of americans as dumb and ignorant as you are

Italy is only good north of Rome. South of Rome they are little better than Arabs.

Italy was the only nation in history to lose a war against sub saharan africans.

>damage control
m8 you are the laughing stock of the west, how little self aware are you?

So I guess all of Europe is dumb and ignorant if they share our views. Plus, I said "the world" not "only America".

> Oh man, he's arguing with me, d-d-damage control!!

We may be the laughingstock of the West, but at least we are in the West. The same can't be said for Italy though.

>implying the average american knows there are other countries in the world

ESTADOS JEWNIDOS OF FATMERICA

is a melting pot of jews, italians, irish people, germans, criminals and foremr slaves.

zero culture, 100% degeneracy

keep eating chessburgers @ JEWdoanld's

keep watching jewish MOVIES

you fat useless ignorant piece of american shit

If Italy isn't western then I don't know what it is, but again, I'm talking with some sort of mongrelized abomination who gets his info from kike movies, so I can't expect much.

Fuck those foreign retards nothing can get us down tonight, brother!

Moi aussi je t'aime, ma chérie France

>terrible at economics

>Hey at least you "won" like you say ;^)
...And?

>Saudi Arabia, Persia, Turkey
lel, americans

>How could you lose while being on the defensive, outnumbering the Austrians, fortified on your own homeland, while being the least strategic area for the Austrians to attack?
Gas and stormtroopers? Is that even a question? Also they had kilometers upon kilometers of plains to advance on

We don't know because our economy isn't dependent on our neighbors, unlike you.

Italy is literally Syria with less violence and nice art galleries.

Calm down, you Irish prick

>Germania destroyed Roman Empire
>Didnt create National Socialism
>Germany has better Cars and style
> not as good as sausage
>Cant match the white Aryan people in beauty
>not as based as germany

>those crow feet
How to spot a woman who has sucked more dick than she's had birthdays.

>...And?

And you take pride in that.

> lel, americans

You wasted resources and manpower in conquering mudhuts

> Gas and stormtroopers? Is that even a question? Also they had kilometers upon kilometers of plains to advance on

Those were the Germans. Plus you were fortified in the mountains

Rev up the grill, brother

I guess in this thread, pizza isn't the only Italian thing getting burned up

>Italy is literally Syria with less violence and nice art galleries.
American education.

I'm italian-brazilian and I agree with this thread.

>the older someone gets, the more dicks he will have sucked

Fuck off new zealand, you are the lesser son of greater sires of shitposting

And Brazil is literally Syria with the same violence and no art galleries.

>And you take pride in that.
You take pride in losing or having others winning your wars, I'm not taking pride in it, I'm just responding to your dumb claims

>You wasted resources and manpower
>libya was undefended and somalia was bought
You make up this shit as you go don't you

>Those were the Germans.
Then what battle, we also won inconclusive battles
>Plus you were fortified in the mountains
I guess being fortified makes up for gas in the lungs

fucking rekt

>import thousands of African migrants who murder American students

good job

nbcnews.com/news/world/body-american-student-beau-solomon-found-rome-italy-n603331

Agreed. But still calling Italy, the craddle of western civilization, "Syria" really shows your ignorance.

90% of the niggers will go to Germany or Sweden anyway because of Gibs me dat.

>have millions of native niggers who constantly murder Americans and also rule over them
wow your doing a much better job...

>Grillo will make Italy fascist again in your lifetime

> You take pride in losing or having others winning your wars

We lost in Vietnam. You lost your entire "Empire". Plus we have a level of importance that you don't in which we could get others to fight our wars

> I'm not taking pride in it, I'm just responding to your dumb claims

You said Italy won in WW2.

> You make up this shit as you go don't you
> What is Ethiopia

> Then what battle, we also won inconclusive battles

You tell me which battles, the Austrians were right next to you, no reason for Germans to waste a ton of resources fighting a nation that would be crushed anyways

> I guess being fortified makes up for gas in the lungs

Whoops, I keep forgetting that the Austrians were notorious for killing millions of Italians with gas

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> Cradle of Western civilization

kek, that title goes to the Greeks who are admittedly underappreciated here

We aren't supposed to be a white homeland. European nations are, though, and you failed at it.

>We aren't supposed to be a white homeland.
wow now you truly showed me!
come on m8, you made a fool out of yourself enough ITT, spare your fellow americans further embarrassment from sharing a country with negroids like yourself