*blocks your semen*

*blocks your semen*

What's it like getting your dick sucked?
t. Virgin

Finishing like that infuriates me

Get a Tenga cup,
microwave for 30 seconds on medium,
pu of your favorite ASMR video,
close you're eyes,
but seriously we can't let him get the nuclear codes

Pretty warm.
Also pretty funny noticing her mouth move around. Better than sex with a girl that knows her stuff.

Belladona looks like im a librarian the Mummy lady

warm bag of pennies

Nothing better in the world

depends how good they are at it. If shes a dead fish with big teeth itll be a terrible experience. but if she knows what shes doing, is enthusiastic and makes it all slobbery you will literally see stars. probably the best feeling in the world.

belladonna is a national treasure

guys, you gotta admit...

that semen looks pretty fucking good

LOL VIRGEM

Try asking to swap after you finish sucking

How many fap-free days do I need to be able to shoot that much?

Salty bags of coins

What if someone actually blocked your semen?

Would your balls explode?

what is the point of this thread its not remotely television or film related

FUCKING FAGGOT

no it just gets backed up unless you hold it for a long time. some porn stars cum a little too soon so they have to squeeze off the tip for a few seconds.


also i fucking love belladonna.

Milky bag of sand

>also i fucking love belladonna.

She told me she just wants to be friends.

thoughts on these moles?

>chinese plastic melts in microwave
>user what's this goop
>mashed potatoes

5-7 days

You get instacancer in your prostate. It's like a self destroy button for men. Don't tell the women tho.

Miles are fine but there's something strange about her body....

i got paid today and just want to service my dick in a way that feels the most like sex. what should i get? fleshlights dont look appealing, and are too expensive, but i could swing it if its actually the best. i got a cheapo silicone vagina but it was trash. the best thing i have tried is lubing up a condom, putting it on, and then between two pillows and going to town. i would rate this 8/10.

im so lonely

If I wanted to fuck Belladonna's bum for half an hour and then cum on her face, what sort of taxation would I be facing?

um what about a hooker

bro fleshlights are expensive for a reason. nothing can replace the feeling of being with another human being, but a fleshlight feels almost exactly like a vagina minus the sticky juices.

doesnt work like that. 1/2 days at most. having too much semen actually makes it tougher to shoot out because theres more force required.

drink lots of water, zinc supplements and edge. pornstars cum so hard because they basically edge for the entire day, without feeling.

Didnt belladonna admit porn is abuse and its damaged her then all the porn addicts lost their shit and said she was forced to say that.

get a prostitute you fucker

Just edge for five to six hours

would if i could afford one without stds

any recs?

she was legitimately manipulated by the big male pornstars, like most girls.

I hope you enjoy jackn to dudes fucking women bro nothing cuckish about that...

how else am i going to beat my dick into numbness and submission i dont feel the urge to rape every second woman i see?

Wasn't belladonna a porn director or producer? I'm probably thinking about someone else

Yeah but why dudes shaggin women u homo bru?

she directed a bunch, yes.

She was in PTA's Inherent Vice you filthy plebian.

Amazing.

she wasnt even bad in it either

>tfw 19 and still a virgin
How long do i wait till i give up and get an escort?

Trust me, just ask Mom.

Go with a hooker or get a air tech tenga. Fleshlights are bulky and hard to clean. Tenga master race