you are an ostrich edition
no poopoo eaters allowed sub edition
/brit/
Jack Green
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Jackson Rodriguez
anime
Jordan Taylor
...
Owen Robinson
need a ____ gf t b h lads
Michael Green
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
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your votes are appreciated x
Kayden Nelson
I'm not English I'm a Yorkshireman
Luke Thomas
ill post here
Justin Parker
Need to take ayahuasca
David Price
LOOKING 4 A BRITISH FRIEND:
PLEASE ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS TO APPLY:
Country of origin:_____
Age of when you were born:____
Fluency of American (rate with the 5* system):______
Second languages?:______
Have you ever?:_______
Aaron Russell
which shire?
Jordan Myers
dont care
Evan Richardson
What's turtle up to tonight?
Gavin Cook
West
Parker Fisher
...
Bentley Richardson
hate janny
might go and have a cry now
Jaxon Perry
halifax here lad
Nathaniel Russell
*likes*
*shares*
its an outrage lads
Kayden Turner
the guy that got reported for racism for saying he'd bring some bacon sandwiches to a breakfast meeting
Dylan Ross
marinating some chicken overnight for tikka masala tomorrow x
Colton Nguyen
Australia
0
4.7789104*
yes
probably
Robert White
You're hired.
Sebastian Carter
Hobbiton
Logan Baker
pakistant
0
1
yes, pakistani
raped a kid, yes (lots)
Noah Morgan
thank you based leftypol
Blake Reyes
>plans to heat london homes with recycles farts and train fumes
>terrorist chemical attacks the tube
>people being warmed by lovely second hand fa
this is the full london experience package. it also includes a VERY strong facial chemical peel. It all comes wrapped neatly in part and parcel.
Logan Jones
...
Hudson Thomas
instant noodles? more like couple o minutes noodles
Blake Gutierrez
Dewsbury reporting in, most of my family is in Wakefield though. Have honestly only ever gone to Halifax to go to the Eureka museum as a kid. How is Halifax, is it nice?
Henry Long
You're not hired.
Jayden Barnes
male?
Oliver Peterson
its not great, not the worst town though, easy to get out into the countryside
Landon Baker
are you the german from earlier
did you see the pics of my new undies
Jaxon Gonzalez
would make more sense with jockland desu
wales are good lads
Jack Allen
think I might be dying lads
Nicholas Sanders
Need a goth gf
Jacob Brown
Fair does. Calderdale countryside looks pretty comfy.
Kevin Turner
>Gibi advertising a period tracking app in her latest video
Josiah Morris
Yes I did. Greatly appreciated.
Cameron Long
need gf
Julian Powell
new form of super malaria has begun to spread apparently
Daniel Hill
Did someone say Wakefield?
Blake Jackson
Shame for all those countries with malaria innit?
Elijah Wilson
...
Thomas Mitchell
>1/2 tinder matches are way out my league
Kayden Baker
Do you reckon I could pull these off?
eu.puma.com
Lucas Wood
Yeah, what of it?
Justin Taylor
in australia we call them two-minute noodles
sometimes it's jarring how far behind us the rest of the world is
Lincoln Adams
post the convos
Oliver Morgan
*filters it*
Jayden Jackson
>need to travel in London
>only billionaires can afford cars
>uber LITERALLY illegal
>decide to take tube
>it gets bombed
>get on bus to finish journey
>Oyster card has been melted by the heat of the bomb blast, only have change
>bus driver won't accept cash and attacks you with acid
Jaxson Walker
I heard the first Mars colonies will be bankrolled by Wakefield Council
Parker Gutierrez
just get some suedes
Ethan Foster
no
William Watson
did laugh at the last line
Cooper Sullivan
probably a shia innit
Joseph Torres
Going to a girls house to do 1P-LSD with her. It's our first time doing anything other than weed. Tips? Suggestions?
Ryan Butler
HOWLING
Ryder Sanders
>get home
>check sports news
>everton has won the league
Kevin Ross
Would be the first off the scene if I had a car accident tbqh, police can't charge you if they can't prove it was you driving, can just say the car was stolen
Thomas King
post more goth gf material
Carson Davis
>go home to enjoy the extra warmth from the tube bombing provided through my heating system
>drink a glass of heavily recycled piss to relax
>Pray blessing to Sadiq for the glorious part and parcel of London life
Isaiah Perez
dont get it
Cameron Edwards
It's amazing what you can achieve when you combine the brainpower of Wakefield, Castleford and Pontefract. It's like Hawking and Einstein had a baby.
Brody Diaz
>what is dna evidence
Luis Stewart
probably wouldn't start on LSD but that's just me, try to take it easy its mental
Kayden Williams
"If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight?
If you're so very good-looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight?
I know...
Cause tonight is just like any other night
Levi Flores
gimme me a qt's youtube channel to binge
Ayden Carter
Mates are all coming round tonight, gonna do balloons
How dangerous is It? I've never done it before
Jack Hernandez
Dont do it unless youre in a VERY good state of mind right now
Cooper Reyes
thoughts?
Cameron Diaz
Present for the gf...
Ian Brooks
got the lads coming over to drink some water? any tips?
Gabriel Ramirez
>You arrive in Nova Wakefield
Henry King
It's 90% white in the centre on weekdays
Angel Cooper
depends how much helium they have in them
Nolan Garcia
Just try not to blow too hard to prevent your lungs from collapsing.
Mason Young
Once watched a gut from Venezuela do a whole box in pretty much one sitting. Would not recommend doing that many in a row, its fine as long as you don't do too many. do it sitting down as well.
Robert Taylor
>Ah yes, my own DNA is in my own car
>I just can't explain this one officer
>Just lock me up now in HMP Wormwood please
Nathan Russell
Justin Reyes
These are on sale though
Andrew Parker
>‘I thought it was an acid attack. It was early morning and people were drinking coffee and I felt some [liquid] on me and I thought ‘that better not go on my face’.’
The London Assumption
William Clark
wtf is his problem
Cooper Wright
>I felt some [liquid] on me and I thought ‘that better not go on my face
that's what she said
waheyyyyyyyy
Cameron King
they get it off the airbag, try harder
Nathan James
What does this image convey?
Gavin Cruz
...
Jason Collins
Jaxson Martinez
We all are
Gabriel King
Couldn't get the police out when I was literally being burgled. Hardly think they're going to be bringing in the entire forensics team for a car they find in a swamp.
Blake Nguyen
just a friendly skeleton going for a drive
Leo Phillips
leftism is a mental illness
Henry Ortiz
Why the fuck is Uber banned in Britain? I recently discovered it to be the greatest invention ever in my recent travels around America
Easton Ross
got called toilet bog fart in asda
Nicholas Baker
mr president
Colton Ortiz
5,2,1,3,4,8,6,7
Ryder Long
Where's the user who's in love with the office lesbian? He is my /brit/ soulmate (no homo).
Jack Hill
it's only banned in the Islamic Emirate of London. Every other city has it
Adam Clark
have sex
Camden Garcia
think it's fucked
Isaiah Walker
starting to quite dislike paddies