Has anyone ever actually watched this?

Has anyone ever actually watched this?

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only dumb plebs and basic bitches watch soaps

all the time.
state of this underage child who spends his evenings in his bedroom

I can't, it's too depressing

Its literally transitioning from one argument to the next ad infinitum

My mum has watched it for the past 30 years. It's shit

What season should I start from?

This. My mum loves soaps and tried to get me into them. I guess she just wanted me to spend time with her instead of living on Runescape and San Andreas but fuck that, you can't fly MiG-15s or PK in Coronation Street.

if you live in Ireland or the UK you pretty much had no choice but to watch some of it as a kid. I seriously fucking hate Eastenders and Corrie more than Satan himself

desu early 2000s eastenders was quite entertaining

I don't watch soaps, but Eastenders always seemed way too grey and depressing - Corrie has a lighter side, a bit of humour, some fun characters. Much better representation of the duality of life.

Fuck Hollyoaks.

No user. It has been nothing but a torture chamber since it first aired

The last time I watched this the Slaters were in it. There was a big storyline about who was Zoe's real Mum and it turned out Kat Slater got fucked by her uncle. Also I remember Little Moe getting knocked about by her husband so bad she killed him.

I had to watch so much of this shit

It had some kino moments.

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I agree
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Yes this moment. It was fucked up.

>work in a nursing home
>have to feed one bedridden man every lunchtime
>the tv in his room is always on UKTV (BBC 'straya)
>Eastenders is on
>saw one episode
>its about two Jason Stathams who love their demented mum who I think was dying or something like that
>found myself following the story after a couple more episodes
>get hooked
>the resident I was feeding nearly choked to death one time I was feeding him because I wasn't paying attention
>t-thanks, BBC

this show and Doc Martin is pretty comfy to watch

>big city autistic doctor constantly shits on dumb ass small town folks with IQs below room temperature

my mother watches it but we live in the US so she says they're like 10 years behind the current shit going on

Don't

I agree about Doc Martin as well.

*rickaays internally*

is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>

>watching Eastbenders
>not watching the kino soap opera
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Yep Corrie is way better.

Hollyoaks is god tier with god tier acting and diverse plot lines

I loved it about four years back when the branning sisters were in their prime. Also followed by the likes of Alice branning (marriage-fu) , lola (chavfu), new Lucy (anorexic-fu), tamwars gf (curryfu) and a few others I think.

But as the qt levels died down I decided to remove it from my life.

wew

Really dont like their forced mix racing agenda. They have an asian guy fucking white and black women

Do you really think like this?

>watching this on Christmas day for fuck's sake

Why is Eastenders so grim compared to Corrie?

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>have a stroke
>completely recover

Based Patrick

You guys are making this look watchable.

I agree, so take this and realise how shit it is desu

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Is Eastenders the only major TV show to have employed a convicted murderer in the cast after they had served their sentence?

pleb

Pat Butcher/Peggy Mitchell saga is utter kino

>that storyline where he fucked his son's gf cause she was desperate to get pregnant

whyboner.gif

I think a gang of bums threw in for a TV license once.

Yeeeaaaaaaa maaaaaahhhnnn

eastenders is a really awful program BUT i find it more watachable that it's contemporaries (bar holby city because something about it is far more ludicrous and therefore more entertaining
>max's wife buries him alive
>he survives and they get back together
or
>that episode where fanny dyer learns to swim
>trump watches eastenders and makes youtube clips from it

Homeless Ian Beale was when they jumped the shark desu

It went downhill after Reg Cox died

Everyone is going to die
We're all going to die in a variety of different ways.

The Bill in the early 2000's was great

The only good part is Phil because hes an immortal murderer whos died like 3 times but keeps coming back.

No, it LITERALLY went downhill when Janine pushed based Barry off a cliff

I stopped watched when Phil became addicted to crack.

I popped in to see who killed Lucy Beale, the biggest cunt on earth but since then nope.

Pat, you've trodden on my foot get off!

U no nothin Jon snuhh

Best soap coming through if you want to watch with a constant boner

>Phil vs Steve episodes
>tfw the crash and Steves death and Phil tried to go back for him

>Best soapfu

I did when I was 13 - which was quite a while ago.

I was speaking to someone my age recently who still watched it and my jaw dropped.

>quick! Get him into the bureau de change!
Lost my shit

who drove into a canal with the radio on

is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>claim to love cunny
>don't watch eastenders

Is he /ourguy/?

Emmerdale is actual soapkino, and seems to have the biggest production values
Corrie is the most comfy, lighthearted and funniest, but they are trying to hard to compete with Emmerdale these days
Eastenders is the best for the twists but is by far the most depressing

I watch Emmerdale and Corrie, never really got into Eastenders

>Emmerdale

Fuck right off desu

Used to be a nonbeliever too but it really is just better.

Had a whole episode from a character with dementia's POV a while back, the replaced all the main cast with actors who looked vaguely similar but you don't realise until about half way through the episode. It was kino

MUSTANG SALLY

great idea desu

>Had a whole episode from a character with dementia's POV a while back, the replaced all the main cast with actors who looked vaguely similar but you don't realise until about half way through the episode. It was kino
That sounds dope desu

>tfw my ma and sister always talk about how chubby shes gotten
fuck them, she'd get it in every position

that sounds kino af, whenever eastenders tries to go """experimental""" it falls flat on their face

>tfw no chavvy slutfu

Those closed eyes
That passion
That ability
That voice
That presence

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That looks more like a slutty chavfu to me, but I've been wrong before

PWOPA

>tfw you grew up around these sorts of slags

My dick itches.

>My dick itches.

Should have rubbered up m8, they're filled to the brim with STDs

That was shit

>you are now remembering that episode of eastenders where the four women sit upstairs in the queen vic and discuss rape and come out the experience as stronger people
it was was literally eastenders does oscar bait i've never been so mad at a soap before

>season 2002
>episode 2418

What season is a good introduction season for a newcomer to the series?

It's going through a low spell at the moment. Perked up couple years ago with the Lucy storyline but since the episode where it was revealed Bobby killed her it has gotten really shit again. The writing is all over the place currently. They killed off 2 of the most prominent characters in the last decade over New Year (Roxy and Ronnie) and yet one of them has barely been given a mention, with seemingly no one grieving for her. Yet the one who stole a baby and murdered several people is being remembered as a true bastion of goodness.

>Ywn fill Roxys scar with your cum

How does Ian get so much pussy

JAYHEEEEE
POOOOOOORHHL

Start watching from s01e01 ya pleb.

shes a good sadfu

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>awright ma?

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Can't wait for him to show up at dots funeral

I just can't fathom how unbelievably thick she is both in and out of character.

Sophie's thicker out of character

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Never been worth watching since Sarah Dunn left. Just a bunch of gays and abortions now.

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Phil loves the slags.

the only thing I know about this show is what I've seen from Extras

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Zoe is best girl, but anyone else think little mo is hotter than kat?

damn I've never kissed anyone and I'm 26...

>mfw wanna jerk off to this pic but those two slags are in the way

>Bobby killing Lucy
Fuck me I remember watching that. Ridiculous.

>not with her goth look

I have no idea of the current state of totty, as I cannot even look in on it, knowing I might watch Danny Dyer. A few years back, there was a great assortment of fat titted teen sluts. Even the conventionally unattractive girls on it used to make me excited. Remember that moonfaced nig nerd girl who at one stage was dating a retard in a wheelchair? I sued to salivate over thoughts of tying her naked to the front of a Double Decker Bus and making someone drive it really fast into a brick wall that I am standing in front of, erect. The thought that as her body is being rammed against my cock, we are literally being squashed into a mush of blood and gristle, used to make me so happy that I would cry. Even Pauline Fowler in the mid-nineties used to wear these tight aprons and you could make out the shape of her breasts and I used to excuse myself and wank my young cock to the thought of fucking her over a washing machine while Dot Cotton squatted above me and forced me to clean her pussy while she smokes a fag and calls me a strange boy

Sophie is very underrated compared to Rosie.

My mom and dad used to watch it all the time (We're American), then it stopped airing in America or something. I wouldn't mind getting the all the old episodes but with something like 7k episodes it's impossible.

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