/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

American superiority edition

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Primo per l'Italia

Good edition

America runs shit. Everyone else follows. Either get with the program or get liberated

Cool people like Pokemon cards.

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>United States
>Strongest nation on Earth for 72 years and counting
>Highest GDP on Earth
>Worth 51% of the global economy
>Largest navy in the world
>Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth
>Only country with a functioning railgun
>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth
>Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones
>Developing a new generation of spaceships
>Only country to have been to the Moon
>Only country with a private sector actively working in space
>Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication
>Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart
>Won WWII singlehandedly
>Never lost a war in its 242 year history
>Leader of the free world

Don't like us? No problem.
At the end of the day, you are all American people. You follow our elections. You eat our food. You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access American websites. You copy our Constitution and our laws. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive our cars. The global economy is based on the US Dollar. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our President speaks, you listen.

You are ALL American people.

This is the official thread.

>have to do a profile essay in English Composition which is basically "ask questions/write an essay on partner's life and vice versa"
Good think I don't have serious anxiety anymore or else I would be freaking out. Sucks for my partner I guess.

Never gets old

big GET coming soon

>English (simplified)

i love being white

just saved the pubes

scary stuff

Cara

>saved the pubes
You're supposed to flush that shit

check my quadruple digits

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>he doesnt have a jar of all his saved pubes from since he was a child

sad

This overcast weather is getting me depressed.

im pissed because it was supposed to rain on tuesday so I canceled a bunch of shit it and it didn't even rain

>not rocking a full bush since the day you turned 14

Excellent post

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this

>He shaves his body hair

then my pants sometimes pull my pubes and its uncomfortable

cum lol

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the gf

Absolute state of people who get a degree for jobs that pay 5 figures

Average American Comment on Youtube

why are you looking up videos like that

My 870 I propped up against the wall upstairs just fell down knocking over other shit and it spooked me.

There are some girls who look like they've just been made ONLY for porn, and she's one of them.
That, Rielly Ried, and Abella Anderson.
Just MADE for porn.

Reminder that girls love sucking dick

it was me, watch your stupid ass because im coming for you

VERY good post

riley reid is gross

she looks like she smells and tastes like the inside of a dumpster

Hi :3 How are you today?

That's exactly it!

Average American Cocktail

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No, it isn't.

Post a cat face

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Average Mexican Woman

>Mexican
>Ever typing in English
Canadian education, everyone

*opens door forcefully*
HELLO

>Not writing all your profiles in English to filter certain kinds of people

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Is banning smoking considered racist in your country?
Canada
Yes

>The modern EU is about equal to the US
lmao

>being queer/trans makes you a smoker
Did that person just assume their vices? Just because they smoke cock doesnt mean they smoke cigs. #notalltrannys

100% chance she's a slut for white dick

>censoring the name
Back to Redd*t.

You display the wonderful trait of charm and courtesy.
Lucky # 61,79,8,13,22,6,11
Learn Chinese: Little deer, Xiao-hu 小鹿

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>Tennessee
howdy

Hola Mexanon

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Have you been posting here for a while or are you new?

I don't post in /cum/ generally. I'm a /dixie/ guy.

Not to sound offensive or anything but that ain't no real general my man

>then my pants sometimes pull my pubes and its uncomfortable
What kind if pants pull your pubes?

>I'm a /dixie/ guy.

my Bachelors Degree just came in the mail

now what

get a job

Got banned from pol

We tend to post more about Morrowind than racism actually

Holy shit this weekend is almost over

>she looks like she smells and tastes like the inside of a dumpster
She comes off as hippy-ish outside of porn so that may be true.

Put it in your receipts file

>bachelors

LOL Masters or bust. welcome to the real world kiddo

>I'm a /dixie/ guy.

Buds I hate niggers now

Looks like my healthcare is safe for now buds

sad

Fellating daughter-fucker Divayth?

send that to her boss

remember to stay safe from all the natural disasters coming your way atm xxx

Que chingados haces en Sinaloa?

Escaping from the earthquake

really funny considering there was one here yesterday lol

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>now

>now

>Being a minority means you'll be a smoker
For the longest time a higher percentage of whites were smokers than blacks and now blacks are only .1% higher and Hispanics and Asians are much lower %s than whites.

cdc.gov/tobacco/campaign/tips/resources/data/cigarette-smoking-in-united-states.html

Do these idiots even attempt to be factual anymore?

Yes! Now I'm an Asian supremacist

Asian pride world wide

>(Cross-thread)

Real nice user

making tea

Are black males jealous of whites?

Really wish I had Asian everything

better be green tea

Nobody fell a thing lol

i don't have any green tea at the moment

>I'm an Asian supremacist
>Asian pride world wide
What're they gonna do to me? yell at me in their language?

>PALAWAAHUA
>CHIRAHUAHINIA

not a SAC, everyone wants BBC

felt**

Best flag colours

1. red
2. white
3. nothing else