/nfl/ general - Morning Woodhead edition

FA:Dolphins cut MLB Rey Maualuga after arrest
CIN:Eifert has surgery to remove cyst on his knee
NYG:Shepard (illness) added to injury report
DEN:Broncos waive/injured TE A.J. Derby
BAL:Danny Woodhead activated from injured reserve
JAC:Jaguars officially activate Dede Westbrook
SEA:Report: Chancellor (neck) to miss rest of '17
LAC:Philip Rivers (concussion) cleared to start
DET:Ezekiel Ansah could be open to one-year deal
NE:Martellus Bennett gets questionable tag
DAL:Dez Bryant (knee) taken off injury report
PHI:Ertz (hamstring) ready to go against Dallas

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ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BAKE

Catb owl

REAL THREAD

The Browns will win two (2) games and we will still get the #1 pick.

>3 generals within a minute
>mine is the one with no replies

s-sixth for eagles...

>anime

Nah lmao

it's ok user, at least you didn't shit up Sup Forums with an anime """""edition"""""

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Nice digits

they don't deserve it honestly

tybc

Anime and sports go together like peanut butter and jelly

14th for fuck Dallas

hahahahahahahahahaha

objectively correct

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>anigay
Yeah, no thanks faggot

>3dpd
you realize those take gross shits right?

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>3dpd
Go away /reddit9k/

>I don't like anime

reminder that if you roll for singles ever you are a certified flaming faggot

I think I'm wrong, but Young was the only one of these guys to win the owl in the years listed?

favre too

>leaving out the one most similar to Wentz

what former qb does goff remind you guys of?

sam bradford

Ah, I always forgst what year Favre won, wanna say 96?
So he's gonna be a pick machine?
Green

Says Mr 141, literally 2 singles in all singles. Get real.

All 5 have won a Super bowl in their career

Similar =! Identical

if Favre played in the babby rules league, he'd have a fuckton less picks

ancient Favre was second in the NFL in touchdowns and passer rating in 2009, with only 7 picks

>implying Brody won't throw for 7 tds each on the stoolers and raidspics

If you're implying the browns win against the packers, you're out of your mind.

nigga what?
i'm talking about the faggots that go "singles and iggles win the owl" because singles aren't worth shit

Ryan Leaf

Manning lost in 13
Brody lost in 07 and didn't even make it in 2010
Favre lost one to Denver
Warner lost in 01
Young didn't make it to the SB in 92 but did win in 94

Not a good sign

How do we save the NFL

moar protests

All 5 have won super bowls with the team they are pictured playing for.

>Not a good sign
What, that you're a retard who reads into these comparisons way too deeply? Yeah, it really isn't.

But not in the years listed in that infographic, not counting Young and Favre, plus there's some MVP jinx that's kept most of em from winning the big game anyhow
Wentz, pls

We're not long until he starts bragging about an event during the Carter Administration

Joe Montana but unironically

Less white QBs
Less white coaches
Less white owners
Less white fans
Less white team regions
Kick out Goodell
Re-introduce pre-04 rules
Tarnish and ban cheaters from the HOF and sport ( Belichick, Reid, Payton etc )
Go back to Reebok uniforms
Cut Jersey prices below 60

>Some of the QBs won those years
>but they don't count

You're literally saying that it's a "bad sign" for Wentz to be leading the NFL in touchdowns and have the best record because of some random infographic — one where everyone on it won a Super Bowl anyway, and one where 2 of the guys on the list won the Super Bowl in the years listed. Quit being a faggot.

another season of rush zone obviously

remember when the raiders were back?

what happened?

Imagine having an IQ as low as carmageddon

quit posting your faggot shit because nobody wants to post in your gay weeaboo thread

Imagine being a buttblasted eagles fan who deluded himself into thinking Worstz is better than Dak

What weeaboo thread?

They fired the wrong coordinator
2 years out of all those years is a bad ratio, not winning MVP may not be the worst thing out there
chill bro

Just report and filter him

2/8 of those qb's won a championship = 25%

1/32 qbs win a super bowl = 3.125%

meaning a quarterback who won mvp and leads the league in touchdown passes is 8 times more likely to win a super bowl

just go fuck yourself

>domebabbies are still good in the co-

Why do warm weather teams historically fail to have long term success? Outside of dem boyz of course

their QB worships a false god

The iggles defense are going to rape the cowboys, aren't they?
Don't lump us in with faggot trap posters.

>1/32 qbs win a super bowl = 3.125%

Are you implying Josh McCown has the same odds of winning the super bowl as Tom Brady?

>assblasted trap poster on Sup Forums
Imagine having to watch, convert, and save all that. Your Gay as fuck for liking dicks tho user. Reported

49ers, raiders, dolphins, and Redskins were all pretty successful at one point

Playing in 90 degree weather isn't nice

Then when these teams make the playoffs and have to travel north ( say Arizona to Philly ) their body's get BTFO by the temp change during January.

no, not in the least.

Is he /ourguy/?

>Sean Lee is out

Unless Jaylon Smith's nerve magically finishes regrowing in a single night, the Cowboys' run defense is going to be a sieve.

>trap
you're one of them, you know the lingo

Bay area is mild, not warm. Miami had 4 years in the 70s
DC is not warm weather.
t. Someone in DC

>sherm ded
>kam ded
>avril ded
>earl next
welp RIP this season

Wagner is next

>watches an 11 minute sport of buff black men bullrushing white QBs
>calling other people gay

This turns you on, doesnt it?

deserved

NEXT

>The Eagles are just 2-3 in the last five games Vinovich has officiated since he returned to the NFL in 2012 (including their 2013 NFC Wild Card loss to the New Orleans Saints).
>Dallas is 2-1 in Vinovich's last three games officiating, with the Cowboys only committing 11 penalties to the opponent's 21.

>someone in D.C.
Im so sorry

Working here every weekend. Live in Philly

Is there anyone as butthurt as Drew Bledsoe right now?

He was pissed when Brady got the start over him back when he got hurt, imagine how he feels 5 super bowls later with his backup being an American icon and hailed as the GOAT.

>Just in time to get BTFO by the Jags on Sunday Night next week

Tom Brady's playoff win % at 25-9 is high enough to be in the 700 club by itself at .781%, as well as his Superbowl win percentage at .714.

The next closest QB is Joe Flacco at .66% with a 10-5 record in the playoffs.

Rodgers is only 9-7 in the playoffs and has a nearly .500 record.

Therefore, Tom Brady is the greatest QB of all time and it isn't even close because Rodgers doesn't even deserve to be in the same breath as him because he isn't even better than >Flacco in the playoffs.

we overcame the Panthers referee fuckery, we can overcome this for sure

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Bart Star won 90% of his playoff games

The NFL colluded to get this asshat to officiate the game. They NEED the Cowboys to be in the playoff hunt for ratings.

>be shieet carrol
>draft only defense
>have no oline
>have no lynch to carry offense
>draft picks bust
>entire secondary dies
>wilson can't move ball
>wonders why the rams lead the division

But how can Tom be the GOAT if the GOAT is still in the infancy of his career?

Its like I want to talk shit about beating you guys soon but seeing as half your defense is too old to stay healthy anymore i'll just be happy when we crush you guys

Why would they do that when Jerry and Goodell are at war with each other? You'd think the league would want to humiliate the Cowboys.

I'll allow it. He's no Morelli

Fun fact: Youngblood has not made a post before 2015

Did mods go on vacation or something?

I think he changed his trip, there used to be an RnR trip, unless he was the one who bandwagoned Oakland

Which NFL on CBS theme was better?

Late 90s
youtube.com/watch?v=tLiIuQVlsS4

Mid 2000s
youtube.com/watch?v=jx69XXobpN8

Current
youtube.com/watch?v=lAnqKMAhxcg

I think we all agree current is shit though

Even funner fact: Rams were not in Los Angeles before 2015

Even MORE funner of a fun fact: there was a St Louis Tripfag who got assblasted when they left and bandwagoned the Raidnogs because they were a winning franchise lol

But seriously I wasnt even needed until they came here it was always a pipe dream that the Rams would come back. I mean when it did and Rampage left it was like the heavens spoke and here I am.

This coming sunday

Cowboys = Boot
Eagles = Tangerines

thats bad.

My bad, I was thinking of Pete Morelli
He's the asshat, not Vinovich

mid 2000s for me. Current is too much of a mess

>guys pls validate my trip!

Fuckoff bandwagoning faggot

shit nevermind current is the best

That's not how you mash potatoes