This big strong beautiful AMERICAN lad just got his first minutes on Benfica's first team

This big strong beautiful AMERICAN lad just got his first minutes on Benfica's first team.

If you're a patriot, say something nice about him

Nobody knows or cares who this is

I know and care who this is.

His name is Keaton Parks and he's very pretty and strong

>American at Benfica

Looks vaguely German

check my 56

I don't know and care who this is.

I know and don't care who this is

I care and know who this is.

Benficabros, redpill me on Keaton Parks is he good? We have so many young talents in europe right now that our defense and midfield is looking to be stacked in a couple years down the line.

I don't know and care who this is.

Maybe you can qualify next time?

Oh, fuck...

Another Pulishit, and now with Retarded Moors behind him as well

Well, we'll always have

We unironically would have qualified if we played the kids like McKennie, Carter Vickers, Miazga and this other kid in the mexican league.

Wait, but why is he playing in a third world spic shithole? He couldn't cut in a decent league? (let alone a proper sport)

kys Porquista faggot.

Important thing is that he's trying

Important thing is for Benfica to find a stupid English buyer before he plays too much.
I'm on to you OP

it's you the spic

The kid is from texas, now that's spic shit hole, with a crappy league.

Doesn't look %56

I just saw him play in the stadium lel

he was involved in the build up for the second goal

Good luck fellow Aerican

He won't amount to anything.

predict his career arc right now on the spot

Please Rate Our Player

>keaton parks
that's an apehoop name wtf

>Kitten Parks
He sounds like some chink-pop shitty singer

What role did he play? Last I read he was a holding mid

i don't know what you're talking about. It's not our fault the buyers don't know how to field and give roles to their players. Anyhow, they have enough money not to learn how to, that's why it keeps on rolling

"Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs"

He played a bit more forward from the 2-0 onwards but always at the middle

What are his strengths/weaknesses, if anything?
The US needs a good box-to-box midfielder

I don't have time to follow our B team, unfortunately

>Liga NOS

Why? Should've gone to a better league. Even Liga MX would've been better.

who?

dog bless him

Guess who won't watch your league then.

>fredy adu FC
please don't ruin his career

>cara de puta fadista do Bairro Alto com má maquilhagem a tornar tudo o que toca em pilas
Dá mesmo que pensar...

>Portugal
>shithole
>spic
>worse than living in Texas, an actual spic shithole
Sort yourself out

>The US needs a good box-to-box midfielder
who is mckennie?

McKennie plays more as a number 10 than an 8. I haven't really seen much defensive work from McKennie so this keaton kid better up his defensive game

>Wait, but why is he playing in a third world spic shithole
t. el americano

All the elite soccer leagues are in third world spic shitholes in Europe and S.A.

is this guy the new pulisic now the pulisic meme is dead?

>McKennie plays more as a number 10 than an 8
Retard alert

You better rate Kitty Parks or I will NOT watch your league!

liga mx is almost as shitty as mls and has almost as many mexicans

just wish he played in a real league like the MLS

yeah man whoever talks about about football in the US is a CHI 90% of the time

>My Little Sawker
Good joke.

>I haven't really seen much defensive work from McKennie

What the actual fuck is this post

True that man. What's the point talking about a guy whose is Pussy and who will never be anything relevant in the sport he plays.

Autism

Not really. Its far better than MLS its not even comparable. I think though that you fell for the Portuguese posters meme. Liga NOS is shit tier and regardless of how bad you think liga mx is know liga nos is even worse.

Is that Madonna's son?

Literally who? Why doesn't sports media talk about Americans playing soccer? Is it because the entire nation doesn't give a fuck?

friendly reminder not to fall for this moors desert tricks.
do NOT watch his league.

Wew are you aware that Madonna was in Portugal? And that Madonna's son trained with Benfica? You're very very well informed, sir

What are you, some kind of technophobe?

Will Green Goblin return this season for the final, or are we going to hire the Silver Surfer this tjme?