I just found out there's something called "Alliance of Women Film Journalists" who also have their own movie awards.
Besides the common awards, there are Special Mention Awards, like: >Actress Most in Need of a New Agent >Actress Defying Age and Ageism >Movie You Wanted to Love, But Just Couldn't >Best Depiction of Nudity, Sexuality, or Seduction >Most Egregious Age Difference Between the Leading Man and the Love Interest
and a Female Focus Award >Best Woman Director >Female Icon of the Year >Best Woman Screenwriter >Kick Ass Award for Best Female Action Star
lmao why the fuck nobody told me about this? aren't they cute?
>>Most Egregious Age Difference Between the Leading Man and the Love Interest
Fucking hens, man..
Mason Turner
KEK WYMEN ARE RETARDED, THIS IS LIKE AN ALLIANCE OF DOG FILM JOURNALISTS
ALL DRESSED UP IN CLOTHING, THEY THINK THEYRE PEOPLE!
Brody Ward
>trying to out SJW the oscars. Wow this sound really fucking pushing it.
Owen Collins
well aren't you a petty little man
William Morgan
>movie you wanted to love but just couldn't I have that sometimes. I like that award.
Brayden Carter
There is an Alliance of Women [insert profession here] for everything No big deal No shit they will do women focused awards
Jason Myers
>THIS IS LIKE AN ALLIANCE OF DOG FILM JOURNALISTSALL DRESSED UP IN CLOTHING, THEY THINK THEYRE PEOPLE!
Jesus you're killing me
Carson Perry
winner of this year is Rules Don't Apply >Warren Beatty, Lily Collins >Warren Beatty (b. 1937) and Lily Collins (b. 1989)
also there are other (new?) special awards >Hall of Shame >Sequel or Remake That Shouldn't Have Been Made >Bravest Performance >Outstanding Achievement by a Woman in the Film Industry >Best Animated Female
Jacob Wright
women are like special needs children
Elijah Wright
>Kick Ass Award for Best Female Action Star.
Do they realize that this has become the norm right?. Any twig female becomes an """""action star"""""" with the magic of cgi.
Isaiah Gray
Making their own awards is a good thing. I bet they would complain about the Oscars every year (a lot more) without this is special women awards thing.
>I decided not to go with Hacksaw Ridge, and not because of anything to do with Mel Gibson's personal problems — even though I'm Jewish.
>I hated the German movie [Toni Erdmann] so much because it was so shticky — Germans are not funny!
>Silence had beautiful photography, but I hated that movie so much, with all the Christian stuff beating me over the head — I mean, c’mon, Marty [Scorsese, its director]!
>The Star Trek [Beyond] DVD they sent me stopped halfway through — something was wrong with it — so I called them and asked them to send me another, but they never did, so that eliminated them!
Reminder that is the Oscars. Old Jewish female plebs, judging technical fields like editing etc they know nothing about, watching the movies on timestamped DVD (not even bluray, in current year ffs) instead of in a fucking theater, with no argument beyond "I liked this one because it was good, but this one was bad", though their strong jew-centered bias.
Daniel Stewart
It explains everything about the oscars really.
Ayden Price
At least the Star Trek one is reasonable, since she didn't see it. The biggest issue with this """"""reviewer"""""" is that she shits on arrival but doesnt even try to give an opinion as to why its bad, and the other movies she does criticize, its for the most superficial reasons. In the technical awards, she literally admits to giving movies that she liked the vote over movies that she admits had better technical aspects. This is why people don't take critics across any art medium seriously anymore
Asher Bailey
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Leo Gomez
>>Bravest Performance YASSSS
Dominic Sullivan
found the womyn
Noah Barnes
YOU JUST FOUND SOMETHING ELSE YO WHINE ABOUT? shockinh.
fucking pussy. go get an education & a real job and you too can join a professional association.
Jaxon Bennett
why do you keep spamming your shit meme?
Isaac Peterson
PROTIP >every meme on this board is forced >implying
Xavier Carter
arrival is pro-life
Jonathan Rivera
>>Actress Defying Age and Ageism
classic backhanded womanism. should be read as "LUCKY OLD HAG".
Christian Peterson
I will never get over Tom Cruises fucking teeth
Zachary Thompson
>The Lobster was interesting but a little weird to me I fucking hate this opinion that something being weird or offbeat somehow disqualifies it from a category that should be awarding originality
Reminds me of a frat bro going "lmao bro this movie is waaaay too weird!" then turning it off thirty minutes in to watch Transformers
Except replace transformers with yet another prestige drama
Fuck the academy
Jaxson Brooks
This divisiveness that women are dropping on genders is toxic.
We're a species and need to improve each others existence as a species. Womens groups like this are not lashing out and a defense, but as an offense. It's almost a problem.
Landon Adams
Arrival has a character who chooses not to get an abortion, she doesn't say nobody should have the option
Hudson Garcia
At least post this year winners nigga
AWFJ EDA BEST OF AWARDS These awards are presented to women and/or men without gender consideration. Best Film: Moonlight Best Director: Barry Jenkins – Moonlight Best Screenplay, Original: Manchester by the Sea – Kenneth Lonergan Best Screenplay, Adapted: Moonlight – Barry Jenkins Best Documentary: 13th – Ava DuVernay Best Animated Film: Zootopia – Byron Howard, Rich Moore, Jared Bush Best Actress: Ruth Negga – Loving Best Actress in a Supporting Role: Viola Davis – Fences Best Actor: Casey Affleck – Manchester By The Sea Best Actor in a Supporting Role: Mahershala Ali – Moonlight Best Ensemble Cast – Casting Director: Moonlight – Yesi Ramirez Best Cinematography: Moonlight – James Laxton Best Editing: Moonlight – Joi McMillon and Nat Sanders Best Non-English-Language Film: The Handmaiden – Park Chan-Wook, South Korea EDA FEMALE FOCUS AWARDS These awards honor WOMEN only. Best Woman Director: Ava DuVernay – 13th Best Woman Screenwriter: Kelly Reichardt – Certain Women Best Animated Female (tie): Judy in Zootopia – Ginnifer Goodwin Moana in Moana – Auli’i Cravalho Best Breakthrough Performance: Ruth Negga – Loving Outstanding Achievement by A Woman in The Film Industry: Ava DuVernay – For 13th and raising awareness about the need for diversity and gender equality in Hollywood EDA SPECIAL MENTION AWARDS Actress Defying Age and Ageism (tie): Annette Bening – 20th Century Women Isabelle Huppert – Elle and Things to Come Most Egregious Age Difference Between The Lead and The Love Interest Award: Rules Don’t Apply – Warren Beatty (b. 1937) and Lily Collins (b. 1989) Actress Most in Need Of A New Agent: Jennifer Aniston – Mother’s Day and Office Christmas Party Bravest Performance: Isabelle Huppert – Elle Remake or Sequel That Shouldn’t have been Made: Ben Hur AWFJ Hall of Shame Award: Sharon Maguire and Renee Zellwegger for Bridget Jones’s Baby
Thomas Allen
This t b h, alt-right faggots who go out of their way to get offended by SJWs are just as bad as SJWs themselves.
Ian Cooper
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Ian Ramirez
>Moana in Moana – Auli’i Cravalho Horrible character in a horrible movie, Judy should have taken it alone
John Kelly
No, seriously. Whats the point in investing time and effort on whining about what an idiot you dont give a fuck about does? Why not use that time on self improvement, doing something productive or just relaxing? Its not like you are going to change anything by laughing at retards in anonymous online echochamber.
Cameron Campbell
>Bravest Performance What the fuck does that mean?