Hitler suicide

Why did he pussy out an killed himself?
Why didn't he affront his destiny like a man?

After all, he made his bed

He fled to Argentina.

>implying he didn't flee to South America

Because the Soviets would have tortured him. Wouldn't you rather die quick and painlessly than slow and painfully?

Hitler actually never existed

it was just swamp gas

>unironicly believing hitler killed himself

There's no honor in being tortured and mutilated to death by Soviets.

>hitler killed himself
You need to lurk more.

Think of it more like seppuku than merely 'suicide'.

He spend the lasts days of his life drinking mate and eating asado

I'd rather pick up a gun and have them shoot me while i take a couple of them with me.

Soviets would have never lynched him
They had orders to capture him and take him to Moscou, not to shoot him and hang his body

>the autistic monkey who has never had a real provlem in his life says from the comfort of his mother's home

some say he was was fed up with human filth and fled to an aryan utopia

Check your privilege shitlord.

And in Moscow they had a pizza party waiting for him obviously!

Says the guy who's never had to fight an armed nigger. Hitler died like a bitch, deal with it.

fucking normies I swear to god
how is suicide "pussying out"
there is literally nothing scarier than death
to willingly go there requires tremendous amounts of courage

For the third reich!!!
For Germany!!!

Killed in Austria after the war.

Because he was a liberal, and liberals always have the highest suicide rate.

You know what they did to Mussolini, right?

>implying suicide with cyanide is a bitch way to go

This.

he was a manlet with a tiny, mutilated penis

>yfw this describes the majority of his (one) nut huggers as well

It is thou, when you have a choice, always go down swinging.

he did not kill himself. he lived in south america until the 1960's or shortly thereafter.

Try harder faggot.

He didnt.