/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Vettel Chimpout Edition

>Countdown to Abu Dhabi GP:
whenisf1on.com

>Session times in your time:
whenisf1on.com

>Countdown to Formula Kino in Wubba Dubba:
fiaformula2.com

>HD Acestream (only during sessions)
morningstreams.com

>/f1/ Fantasy League:
FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637387

>Season standings:
1. #44 L. Hamilton 345
2. #5 S. Vettel 302
3. #77 V. Bottas 280

1. #44 #77 Mercedes-FIAMG Petronas 625
2. #5 #7 Scuderia Ferrari Marlboro 495
3. #3 #33 Aston Martin Red Bull Racing-TAG Heuer (that is actually Renault) 358

>Nico Hülkenberg races without a podium
More than anyone else

>News:
man memed to death
twitter breakdown from brother
f1 will stop being on in little over a week

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=axPwoZQrZr8
livestream.com/MacauGP-Global/MacauGP2017
github.com/streamlink/streamlink/releases/download/0.9.0/streamlink-0.9.0.exe
livestream.com/MacauGP-AsiaPacific/MacauGP2017
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for fuck yourself.

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generals are killed Sup Forums this thread is cancer

Cheeky dubs lad

Bahamas, use at least two links please.

Look what I just got fags

*th for 'straya


youtube.com/watch?v=axPwoZQrZr8

Macau livestream for people joining late

livestream.com/MacauGP-Global/MacauGP2017

Schedule:

Currently 09:40 in Macau

10:40 - 11:40
Suncity Group Macau Guia Race - FIA WTCC - Main Race - 11 laps

12:10 - 13:40
SJM Macau GT Cup - FIA GT World Cup - 18 laps

15:10 - 15:20
Lion Dance

15:30 - 16:30
Suncity Group Formula 3 Macau Grand Prix - FIA F3 World Cup - 15 laps

I hope Tom is using this last hour to get as much use as he can out of his wang by sticking it in Miss Wang

>Get stream
>someone crashed
well done

But Im too drunk to care yy mlao, gonna sleep son
5th time trying captcah

>be me
>can't easily post screenshots because watching on TV in living room instead of laptop in bed
>no one else is posting screenshots because of livestream embedded player

You fuckers need to install this:
github.com/streamlink/streamlink/releases/download/0.9.0/streamlink-0.9.0.exe

Then open a command prompt and type:
streamlink livestream.com/MacauGP-Global/MacauGP2017 best
>can replace best with 240p, 480p or 720p if you have pleb internet

It will open the stream in VLC and you can screenshot for memeing.

>"livestreaming every piece of live track action here at Macau"

NO EXCEPTIONS
EVERYTHING IS SHOWN

A bit drun k desu, go Seb!

>This fucking advert

Do I really get a free loli?

Did we get any more coverage of the crash other than
>crash main camera
>crash alt angle
>body main camera

What did Bill mean by this?

Nope.

>WTCC
>FIA GT
>Lion Dance
>F3

Pretty /comfy/ lineup desu

Is a Kim Jong-un an athlete?

Is a boy a grid girl?

Unironically want to race mix with HamilGOD

I bet there must be at least one chink fan vid

I'm sure your boipussy can give birth to brown babies, but I don't think that's what they mean.

The alt angle one is.

>podium boys
why

Apparently one if the marshals was videoing and not helping

Thailand F1 Grand Prix with 100% passable transsexual grid girls, when?

Totally not a driver's physique

>2017
>still watching one of the most predictable sports, alias F1
I bet you people also like to watch paint dry

Holy Fucking YUM

Invite us to your discord & say that you little shit

>Vettee would be leading hip if he didn't choke
just

WTCC going on soon
livestream.com/MacauGP-AsiaPacific/MacauGP2017

>le current year maymay

You might be German, but we expect better than that from even you.

Green flag in 15 bings

Wow Bjork looks like this?

>Tom Fucking Coronel

Why is he so meme?

Which one of you is chris wong?

>Wanting another Tilkedrome

Serious face. Ridiculous racing suit

Female driver quota WHEN?

Female drivers for the F3 race

1976
Diana Poon - DNF?

1980
Desiré Wilson (Ralt RT1) – 6th

1983
Cathy Muller (Ralt RT3) – 12th

2014
Tatiana Calderon (Dallara-Mercedes) – 13th

Poon competed with her husband

Only if she has huge tits and has to drive in tight suit.

Maybe just for Formula E

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>Be me
>Hungover as fuck
>Go round to mums place for dinner tonight
>Reminds me that Macau is on

Based Mum looking out for me.

Don't pretend like you wouldn't like it. Would make boring races at least somewhat bearable.

I told her in bed last night.

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>implying you can even see the driver inside the car

Fuck you must be lonely if the idea of big tits hidden behind a racesuit hidden behind carbon fiber is enough to get you on the edge of your seat.

She can use power tools on my nuts anytime.

>tfw Mana didn't have to wear the frilly skirt

fugged ur mum last nite le xd

>fugged

WTF man!
She was just tucking me in to my bed. She's very sweet and caring.

Why the fuck are you thinking about your own mum in sexual ways.
Fucking creepy NZ perverts.

Safety car starts means we aren't gonna get any good big crashes

>no big crashes
>Macau
Pick one

Are you fucking new, m80?

>All that mud

Quality commentary...
>"it's a full course yellow, no overtaking there"

Apparently the permanent yellow flag at the hairpin applies to the entire course.

With the touring & GT cars the best big crashes are people trying to go 3 wide into Mandarin

>Huff trying to make his own T-wing

Just put out a Catalan flag and it's fine
>Macau

looks boring

Where is the kino

It's Touring cars

They are the least Kino of everything

touring cars are kino

wtcc however isnt

F3 anything like F2 or same borefest as gp3?

>Black and white flag for 86

He looked like he was purposefully going slow through the hairpin

>going wide

Cuck

>ARGENTINA

FALKLANDS ARE OURS YOU FUCKS

C H O K E
H
O
K
E

The coke must have worn off

>international feed commentators
>"TWO BRITS ON THE PODIUM"

They just can't help themselves...

That wasn't enough, so they needed to add a
>"good for muh British motorsport"

Fuck Britshits and fuck white people honestly.

This

Glorious and Strong Britain owns Macau podiums across all categories and you're all jealous.

Surprised commentary faget didn't grab his mic and tearfully sung along to the British anthem.

please don't LARP as a britshit if you can't work out the difference between jealousy and envy.

>sung

*sing
>tfw they only played half the anthem and I had to edit to past tense but missed a bit

Please don't reply to me if my truthposting makes you upset.

>Miss Hong Kong
> I know why

Britshit commentators confirmed betas

Around 30 minutes until FIA GT

>Pls pick up your champagne.....for the champagne

Shouldn't you be poking your flag around under your bed to scare out the spooky skurry communists?

I assume the mic cut out before she could add:
>enema you're all going to give me

Please refer to my previous post.

>Mum I made another post on the 4chinz!

>he runs out of banter after 1 post

Even Bahamas is better at banter than you, and he has to manually translate everything he posts from his clicking language to English.

Do you british colonies really hate each other this much?

Gib Finland’s land back

Finns will just send immigrants there, no way.

>tfw I just found Daniel Hegarty GF's Instagram

And I thought Joe was bad enough

Truthposting is not banter, only truth. The fault is not mine if you become this mad by it.

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The punches keep coming

FTFH

He's on the next flight

Jesus christ Australia...

Still laughed

>she has heaps of photos of him
>he has heaps photos of motorcycles, and not a single photo of her

She lost nothing of value.