The Expanse

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i thought martians were cool but then i saw their "marines" aka niggers and floppy females

you'll love seeing most of them get fucking killed then

>not liking muscle women
Sure they don't exist in reality, but at least you can close your eyes and imagine the book version when she talks.

>muscle women

none of them had any visible muscles

>tfw no mars gf
;_;

She has no muscle faggot.
Who the fuck casted that flobby monstrosity is beyond me.
This new season reeks of cuck propaganda
>martian marines is 2 nogs and 2 females one of which is white and blonde of course
also
>marines
>female
Not to even mention that the only good guys are women, nogs and other nonwhites while the evil ones are whites and even a fucking asian(that libcucks seem to loathe for some reason)

It's good, I really like it

>Sure they don't exist in reality

You guys suck at reading comprehension. He was not saying the actress is ripped he's saying the fucking opposite. He literally says "close your eyes and imagine"

w-what

why did you reply to my post.. i was just saying i want a mars gf ;_;

Power rankings

1 Gilf Avasarala
2 Big stronk 6ft tall martian gunny marine cutie.
3 Fred Johnson's Big titties russian assistant
4 Holden girlfriend that died in the cant
5 Millers cop friend
6 julie mao
7 the hooker
8 naomi
9 Miller's boss
10 Donningers captain

>Sup Forums
>reading past the point where the poster loses all credibility

hownew.ru

>top international tier female athletes are easily beaten by 14yo boys
>would never pass physical test with male requirements
female power fantasies LOL

Learn to fucking read.

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>Fred Johnson's Big titties
Is it just what she is wearing that accentuates her boobs to an unreal degree or does she seriously have a huge rack despite her small frame?

>mfw poo-woman opens her mouth

>3 Fred Johnson's Big titties russian assistant
>russian
Russians also went shitskin in this universe or what?

Reminder this is science fiction and genetic engineering, new doping drugs, etc. is more than possible.

I need a bump

>>would never pass physical test with male requirements

this

military.com/military-fitness/army-fitness-requirements/army-physical-fitness-test-score-chart

I think she's packing some serious rack in that suit.

Are you a colorblind cumskin?

she sounds russian to me, might be wrong.

I need images from outside the show. They must be fake, right?

Also they literally use power armour for infantry.

She sounds East Asian to me.

she's pretty flat desu

she's also Canadian kek

ugly af too

she's Canadian means a chink hmm
god bless makeup Jesus Christ

mistake, sorry

it just goes to show, DFC is the future!

I've been fooled by the Hollywood

>floatation units in space

this is BULLSHIT

So you are telling me The Expanse under her top is just tissue paper?

>3 Fred Johnson's Big titties russian assistant
Wat

You mean the half asian?

fucking makeup man

Eat shit you belter scum

If she wasn't in the show I swear I wouldn't watch it.

I could tell she was a mongoloid pretty easily.

You know something else?

Giant Belter Prostitute is only 5'10

I'm starting a Cara Gee binge. She is awesome.

When you have power armor being a girl isn't a problem.

But if you don't like that minor kikery just wait.

Whatever.

I'd colonize the shit out of that chink womb.

she's native Canadian or some shit

>But if you don't like that minor kikery just wait.

What the fuck does that mean?

>kikery

You sound like you're 13 years old.

so

did miller dead?

at least she's hot, unlike the other ugly bitches

she is a LIE

yes and no

Sup Forums might not be the place for you if kike offends you.

Miller's 100% dead. But we'll be seeing more of him

Her and miller
tho miller in s2 is weird

Not exactly

Tbh i dropped it at ep4
And her stronk nonwhite womyn propaganda was mostly outside of armor anyways

So he comes back like the girl?

Thats a shame. Holden and crew are still as terrible as ever and the new martian group is underwhelming . Miller, Johnson, and the UN poo are are the only characters worth watching.

I/ve been here at least ten years before you first squirted cum backwards onto you're fat little belly.

But hey, enjoy belonging to a shiny new tribe.

Query: Why do fans of this show act like they are on tumblr? Why do they act like annoying children?

I strongly agree, user. I think the Holden crew changed from season one to two, becoming shallower than they were earlier. Amos exemplifies it the best, going from perhaps somewhat psychopathic to outright retarded. The martian troop however, is plain boring, and whenever it goes beyond boring it's painful to watch them. The leader is a poor actor and her character is dumb. She should have been shut down for her idiotic war-mongering long ago.

WOAH IT'S ALMOST LIKE CAMERA ANGLES OR SOMETHING

FUCKING WEIRD BROS HOLD ME

I THOUGHT SHE WAS LEGIT 8 FOOT TALL GOOD GOD FUCK JEWS THEY LIED AGAIN

That's more on you trying to fit as a "4channer"

I mean, 2/4, 50% of the show this season has been filler. I hope it doesn't get as bad as last season. The whole scientist-man arch lead nowhere, gave nothing. Only the past two episodes did anything, but at least they were good.

now that you mentioned
why don't earthers martians belters etc have their own popular message boards
It would be a nice touch imo

Very slight spoiler about the Martians marines: their story merges with the Indian woman's and they get a lot less insufferable

no you're not allowed to say that at all, user. This show is hella perf. You're just a butthurt Sup Forumstard that

>I mean, 2/4, 50% of the show this season has been filler. I hope it doesn't get as bad as last season. The whole scientist-man arch lead nowhere, gave nothing. Only the past two episodes did anything, but at least they were good.


It's adjusting the books to fit within television budget constraints, and it's doing it very well.

>The whole scientist-man arch lead nowhere, gave nothing

Showfags

Belter """""marines""""" seem like the most fun unit to join.

UN Marines are apparantly just welfare monkeys, Martian Marines won't let you join if you're a FUCKING WHITE MALE and the Belters at least seem to be game for a laugh and go out drinking with their bros.

Belter grills best girls too

>reading mediocre scifi

I bet I can guess your orientation.

>The whole scientist-man arch lead nowhere, gave nothing

we're only 5 episodes into a 13 episode season user

>r-u ceresus

aaagh my sides

yeah that's what you idiots said midway through season 1
>so what if there was a strong nose dive in quality
>dude the season is only half over you're going to look back on these shitty episodes and realize they were actually good!

yikes

Thank you to the based bookfags for using spoiler tags.

Also, we need more reaction images.

Hey bro. Where are these space qts?

requested: gifs of sexy ProtoJulie

thanks in advance

Not on this show thats for sure.

Am I the only one that likes Roci's crew?

yes

Amos was so-so until he beat the shit out of Miller and showed why he was cast. He gets a bigger role as things develop and they needed someone to sell it, so that's promising at least. Tex is also great.

Unfortunately John Snow In Space and Naomi both suck.

>You belong with me

>Canadian
that's not telling much, since that's immigrant's heaven.

she should wear the panda makeup IRL too...

Sup Forums might not be the place for you if racism offends you.

Sup Forums might not be the place for you if Sup Forums offends you.

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>WATCH IT, JULIE

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Stay away from TA AQUA, Julie!

The good
>miller
>amos
>poo in loo UN lady
>india.. i mean mars.. i mean texan bus driver
>fred "the belter stomper" johnson

The bad
>holden
>naomi aka "me strong, need no man"
>holden
>the mars marines
>holden

and miller is done for.

leave Holden alone, he's learning

Not fast enough.

>tfw against all odds and after a hard life /ourguy/ gets his waifu

Will Holden ever lose this "muh noble justice" persona, it's getting kinda annoying. At least he blew the Marasmus up, I thought for a second he'd let them leave.

No, he remains that way for the entire series despite having to do various fucked up things out of neccesity.

Bobby becomes a civvie which tones down some of her WOMYN STRONK aspects tho.

>sorry, kid

>see you, space molecule

their EVA terrorism squads seem pretty fun

The OPA commandos who hit Thoth Station with Johnson and Miller seemed pretty competent.
Staz and Diogo were pretty good looking, too.