/CIA/

Hello and welcome to the first ever /CIA/ thread, to engage in our operations you must have the following:

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Which threads are high risk and which shall we forcefully give our freedom to?

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Secret prison in Europe interrogator here. I think North Korea must be liberated.

the cia legitimately scares me

Welcome aboard agent schitzstén

Unfortunately we do not have a NK a thread but we've seen rising communist sentiments in the Balk thread, come reinforce me there. Over and out

with good reason

Stay in line or we'll have to take measures to stop this dissent. We are only here to keep this board safe from commies.

CIA VS KGB

WHO WINS?

is this where i can sign up for MKULTRA?

Somebody silence the Finn.

Make it look like he silenced himself.

Alright Finn, were funding 500,000 "refugees" entrance to your country

FULL SCALE INVESTIGATION HAS BEEN PLACED ON THE /MÄAMI/ THREAD, ALL AGENTS REPORT.

Cмpт фaшизмy cлoбoдa нapoдy!

Lock em up boys.

I did defense work for the CIA. They are way more involved than anyone expects.

My name is Edward Snowden and I have damning evidence of the deep state conspiracy to take absolute control of this country and atomize everyone into unidentifiable capitalistic robots.

Make sure to vote for democracy next time.

Stop pretending to be me.

Cease and desist your impersonation of me.

the CIA is the enemy of the American people

Agent smiles reporting in

Working with the MI5 is going well our network of burger kings will soon usurp the British monarchy

This

CIA im masketta man