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India 140/0, lead by 18

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Poor Shit Lanka got jinxed by Zachy B.

literally get fucked prosgod

tipping rahul to walk in the next over

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love Redditlad
Hate prosgod

watching louis theroux's scientology doco. rivetting stuff

Based Afghan Mujahideen to spread Cricket around the world while they conquer the world for Allah.

his one on Nigerian street politics is really good

watching the Tim Burton Batmans

How did we do this weekend Danny?

Take any wickets?

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What do we talk about?

test cricket and pavement

afghanistan's future as a test nation, rajibul, some other stuff

Rubbish. It was steadily drizzling for like five hours and our two main quicks both slipped over so our shithouse captain bowled 25 overs of rubbish spin before finally giving me two at the end just before the opposition declared when the run ups had dried a bit. Pretty happy with 10 off 2 against batsmen only trying to slog but it was lame. Couple of skiers that could have been out with better field placements.

What's for dinner?

So basically we'll be reading out loud the posts from these threads.

missed the dismissal lads what happened
would listen i think

Cool

>we'll
>implying it wouldn't just be Zachy B talking to himself for an hour

Fuck akseli

rude

>Siddle not playing

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>muh 140kph
>muh Marsh

Haha good one bro

Rain robbed us of this match tbqh

Robbed Sri Lanka

>doco about prossies on ABC2
>all the girls they interview are topless and not censored
Based government funded tv

Sri Lanka would have had no chance if the weather wasn't in their favour

one for you there prosgod

>Sri Lanka would have had no chance if the weather wasn't in their favour

Good one noncey B.

Absolutely sick of how a sport that hires commentators out of the ex player pool which is literally entirely white and only features a single half black has nothing but white men on the commentary team.

prosgod is a cunt

Not a fan of Imam Alchy B

don’t care

Don't rate him, his gimmicks, his knowledge or his deep-seated psychosexual issues that I believe stem from his non-existent relationship with his father

>nonce advocate literally SEETHING

lol

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don’t rate any of your gimmicks either oh wait there aren’t any

>Le 56% post

sorry aussies this is britlands year

I have been shaping au/sp/ culture for half a decade

You don't know who I am or what I do, but you DO know the result of my efforts

gay

my gimmick is that I have no gimmick. I could be one person or I could be many. the only thing I can say for sure is that you will never find out which

Thoughts on the Khan brothers on the upcoming T20 Brainlet Bash league?

Shadab will only play half the league since he'll get called up for Pakistan in their New Zealand tour.
Rashid has never played on anything outside of the subcontinent or Caribbean and is a bit of a gamble but if he bowls as well as he has in the past he's going to be elite. Don't think Afghanistan are playing anyone in that period, so he should be fine.

rashid khan is elite literally mushtaq Ahmed 2.0

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WI in NZ could be a good series.

tipping a wi series win

Sadly there will only be 2 Test matches.

hate two test series what a joke

came across this pic of prosgod on the internet lads

Reckon my dad will be watching this one

I think ODI is much more fun than test

>already has a receding hairline

PffftffhahahAHAHAHA

ODIs are so fucking shit

they're losing their niche desu, the only thing keeping them semi relevant is the world cup

this post reeks of neckbeard

south arican brainlet slam on now

this post reeks of hairlet

>losing
Everywhere except India they died 10 years ago

Eugene through to the title track is one hell of a four track streak lads

They're the new big thing in New Zealand.

The NZ cricket board executives need immediate lobotomisation

not in newzealand

>NZ finally has a good team for the first time in literally forever
>don't promote test cricket at every waking moment
fuck this gay earth

I feel bad for the test specialist players that have had their salaries fucking slashed over this. To think just three years ago everyone was talking about how well run NZC was

Fucking NO ONE wants to see one dayers these days, they're just an old, decrepit format.

except brainlet Indians and other uncultured swine

I remember Daniel saying in 2015 that New Zealand cricket fans overwhelmingly preferred tests. I don't know how accurate that is, but if it's true NZC are incredibly out of touch.

I think they're even scaling down their first class system to only be four rounds or some ridiculous shit like that. Fucking Zimbabwe play more games than that and probably have played more tests this year too.

sounds about right, can’t really imagine nzers being into brainletbash

daniel knows fuck all about fuck all
look at their ODI attendance vs their test attendance, the NZ board isn't stupid like you want to believe

Tbh most Australians are like that. The only people I've ever met that like T20 cricket the most are people who don't really care about the game at all and just say they'd watch the Big Bash if there was absolutely nothing else to do.

Windia will set a target of 250 and declare by lunch. Two sessions are more than enough to bowl out SL I reckon.
Rains and slow over rate cost us this match.
Seething desu.

250 will be the number, but I can't see India winning it. Tipping SL to be 7 down at close

Hi

Booting up AoE 2 lads

Zachy here, just discovered this cool band called "Sonic Youth"

Yeah the BBL is popular but the vibe I get from going is completely different to an AFL or NRL match. It's just a good way to spend an evening and watch some big hits. Most people don't give a shit who wins or loses unlike tests

Which is a bit odd when you think about it since they're state sides generally filled with local players, unlike the footy teams.

>ywn do coke in Colombia with Alchy

Eh 6 week vs 7 month season, 11 or 12 home games vs 5.
BBL is also on at the same time of year as the national team and is usually just some entertainment in the evenings after the day's test.
I don't really think anyone cares about state cricket beyond the hardcore fans, wouldn't matter if they were home state players or not. But in the Scorchers case it definitely helps them have what looks like the most "passionate" fans

You are right, but there's still state versus state rivalries. You see it when it comes to select the national side. Everyone wants players from their state selected, and if someone else gets the nod then they get furious and often abuse the players at games. You especially see it in Queensland, WA and SA. I find it funny that doesn't translate across to the BBL, but then again the grounds are filled with young families there and not necessarily people who will go to tests or one dayers.

The people who debate national team selection are hardcores mate. The target audience of the BBL wouldn't even know what the Sheffield Shield is

See the people who properly debate it are, but the vast majority are complete casuals. The amount of people I've seen calling for Tim Paine to be selected over the last two weeks says it all really. They have no clue who the fuck actually is doing well in Shield and who isn't, they just either go with a name that's familiar or whoever their local newspaper or news bulletin tells them is in with a chance from their state

Done with final exams lads

Kek

Kinda want to do one of those DNA tests, but my family history goes back far enough in Australia for me to know that it's just going to be all English on my Dad's side

Saw Paul Kelly perform live on stage.

;(

Cricket needs to lose the attitude that "test is the best" if it wants to survive.
Thats a harsh truth for you goobers

wow, hate Finland now

pakis cant handle my truth bombs

t. abdullah al akbar muhammed, somalian refugee

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