Chicago Police Scanner General - Middle Eastern Edition

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Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

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twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
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Chicago Cop Blog
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

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awoo

ayyyyyy robert

ROBERT CHECKING IN

I WONDER HOW THE DRUNK HOMELESS POLISH GUY IS DOING

Checkem Robert

KEK HAS BLESSED THIS NIGHT ROBERTS

2nd waifu of the week award

I didn't know Robert had his own action figure.

Robert

Still homeless

kek

CHECK

u china uncensored bruh?

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>what did he mean by this?

The sun sets. Darkness envelops the city. Robert is our only hope against the Orc army.

yfw you find her instagram

girl is loaded

I am just hitting /comfy/, Robert.

The girls wear short shorts and cowboy boots, the BBQ is 10/10, and there are more guns than people by a minimal factor of three.

>You're welcome anytime, bby. ;)

Thanks for the thread, OP.

EM

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YO KEYS

Female offender that stabbed her yesterday is in the same vicinity that she is

all yall snitch bitches

Did I just hear someone got offended by his stature and got mad because the offender was his same height?

Robert
Using a pipe to clear people off the street?

WUZ

What's her instagram?

i-is she single?

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LEAF

POST YFW COMFY WITH Sup Forums ON 4TH OF JULYTEENTH

Calm down Texas.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzRv4l9xL1A

facebook

See something say something.

Domestic battery! Friend is messaging him on facebook saying her husband is beating her up

thank goodness we have social media

Wooo!

critical

Messaging on FB edition

69420 Robert reporting in. Any juicy events tonight?

>someone's urinating on the boat

urinating

>urinating on a boat

I love Johnny 5 being in that picture.

And C3P0 dressed like a mechanic with Christmas ornaments on him.

>Someone is urinating on the boat
stop it Sup Forums

Guy wielding knife got knocked out ahahahahhaa

>pissing on the boat

The absolute madman.

Robert means arrest made

street blocked

>And C3P0 dressed like a mechanic with Christmas ornaments on him.


Hahaha. That's the body of T1000 from Terminator 2.

In Chiraq that is 11/10

roll it

DRUNK DRIVING WHITE GIRL

hey guys this message board is fun and all but can you cool it with the racism a bit?

Heavy intoxicated female white driver, she hit a parked vehicle, she has a flat tire and is trying to get away

Hahaha shit. I needed to zoom in
That actually kind of ruins it for me.

> fer der

>white female intoxicated hit and run with a flat tire
Rare

Go fuck yourself leaf

Someone was about to get blacked

sure thing, nigger

Shit. Black guy in a hoodie crawling into a little girls window. I hope Robert puts that animal down.

niggers climbing through the windows and raping kids

Fuck you chink.

>black male climbing through daughters window

why isn't he shot

>MALE
>BLACK
>BLACK HOODY
>BLACK PANTS
>TRIED TO CLIMB IN THROUGH DAUGHTERS WINDOW AND RAN OFF.

Hide yo daughters.

man it would suck balls to be a public defender in chicago

>Black male comin through yow windows
youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw

No problem wagon burning faggot

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>trying to climb into a little girl's window

would the rate of murders increase if guns would be legalized in Chicago, or stay the same?

fuck off you leaf nigger

Wrong board nigger

Arrested for what?

Zone 6 (I'm compiling the other zones now and will post those since it seems no one else is):

>Teens shooting fireworks at cars
>Cop hospitalized
>Robert crashed his car into a fire hydrant
>Rumor that two men in a green 4 door Honda with stolen plates will begin mass shooting when the fireworks start, confirmed armed
>Multiple garages on fire
>Trees are on fire
>Grass is on fire
>Everything is on fire
>Group of spics shooting up someone's backyard
>Elderly woman's home broken into, resident started begging for help, call abruptly ended
>Two people shot, one in the chest, one in the leg
>2 year old tardling shot in the face with fireworks, family chimps out at EMS
>Male Spic beat up wife in street, got stopped by some partiers, returned with a gun and without his shirt
>Complaint about parking in handicapped spot
>Man runs into house to ask residents to call 911, is literally backstabbed
>More shit on fire
>Robert gets high score on 3D Space Cadet Pinball

Job security. You could do the worst possible job on purpose to ensure these fucking savages go away as long as possible and still keep a job just due to tjeb volume of work.

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Sup Forums is a board of peace

Still Zone 6
>4 door Chevy tried to ram a crowd of people and hit a pole
>Gangbangers in a Trailblaizer repeatedly driving through alley
>Man pulls knife on woman, then exposes his 'other' weapon to her
>Spic goes to BBQ to shoot relative, gun fails to discharge
>Dispatch dubs groups of three black men as "rare trinity"

Why are niggers setting everything on fire?

there would probably still be lots of deaths but lots of them would most likely be self defense from burglaries and such

>tfw fire responds

Do they have section 8 housing security?

I know in Toronto they had security that was specifically for public housing they were also nearly unarmed.

wow you guys really let me down baka

they're trying to appropriate our white culture of inventing fire

>group of three black males dubbed as "rare trinity."

Is she trying to meme? That's not rare. That's not how that works at all nigger.

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they don't understand the basic laws of nature

firework = fire

grass + fire = fire

>>Robert gets high score on 3D Space Cadet Pinball
Thats actually the mission accepted sound effect.

Much like how a dog will dig at a blanker before laying down to sleep, nogs instinctively light fires to ward off lions and other nocturnal predators.

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again. fuck off leaf nigger

It's from fireworks you nigger

>get there 5 minutes ago
Robert: Time Traveler

fuck off leaf a public defender is a court appointed attorney not some welfare superhero

Yeah I think we are on at least a five minute lag desu

Fucking leave now nigger.

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This just in

Chicago police will go digital and encrypt all their communication in September

no more broadcasting