This confuses the American

>this confuses the American

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What do they use instead?

Genuine question, I couldn't live without my kettle.

wow look at the kettle throwing stones from his glass house, checkmate atheist

Keureg > Kettle

We have and use one in hour office kitchen since we have no stoves and drinking boiled fluoride shit from the fountain tastes disgusting.

What was the point of this thread again?

They unironically microwave their water. I'm not joking.

lol, why do you have no stoves?

did they teach you it's commie and unamerican in school or some shit like that?

>this confuses the Sup Forumsnon

>this is euro "banter"

Pathetic

kek really? no one drinks tea its gay as fuck you just fire up the mr coffee
or hit a dunkies drive thru like a normal person

also known to boil it in a pot like fucking neanderthals. honestly they are borderline 3rd world and they don't even realize it. A kettle costs just $20 burgerpoors

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They don't have electric kettles in America because they don't have the electrical capabilities for it.

>Most homes in the US operate on 100-127 volts, whereas the UK and many other countries use between 220 and 240 volts. The lower voltage in the US means that electric kettles would not heat water as quickly as they do in the UK. As a result, they haven't caught on in the US.

Literally Ethiopia-tier.

>voltlets

WTF i hate America now

This isn't true

country of literal savages

>tfw even my shithole has 220 volts

wtf lmao
115 volts is the standard for wetareas (bathroom etc) here in Sweden

Who /wifikettle/ here? It will change your life. Treat yourself for christmas.

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You have a stove in your office?

Lol wtf, why the fuck don't they just "upgrade" to 1st world standards?

What is wrong with them?

He's memeing. Most houses have two 120v mains

>America
>first world

Pick one.

is an kettle a sport?

wordpress.mrreid.org/2012/04/16/why-kettles-boil-slowly-in-the-us/

What does it do?

M8 please, we tried to upgrade to the metric system forty years ago but our early school teachers threw a fit over having to learn something. You think we could actually replace our infrastructure and part supply overnight?

They had a kettle on the simpsons didn't they?

I thought you meant you don't have stoves in general in the US

sends your boiling habits to Google

>wifikettle
it's a scam theguardian.com/technology/2016/oct/12/english-man-spends-11-hours-trying-to-make-cup-of-tea-with-wi-fi-kettle

Got fucking fired from my job because I forgot my gun two days in a row. Now I have to deal meth. Fuck this country. Got denied Obamacare because I have smoked and drank for 20 years and am 150 pounds overweight. Fuck capitalism. Wish I lived in Europe so I could rape white women and watch soccer. #FuckTrump

Tell me about Americans, why do they do the things that they do?

Only old people and quirky hipster girls drink tea here

Not sure about kettles but i bought a fridge with wifi and it doesn’t do anything special except sending shopping lists to my phone
Also i can tweet from it

Google it.
>"Also, most countries use 50Hz (50 Hertz or 50 cycles per second) as the AC frequency. Only a handful use 60Hz. The standard in the United States is 120V and 60Hz AC electricity.3 Feb 2017"

>"Just as it was in 1960, the supply voltage to domestic properties in the UK is still nominally 240 V AC at 50 Hz, although the declared voltage in the UK is now 230V AC +10% to -6%. Historically the domestic voltage was 240 V +/-6% (and 415V 3phase), whilst continental Europe was 220V (380V 3 phase)."

based

no

to be fair, tea is kind of a gay drink

How do they drink hot water with lemon?

You know hot water has more uses than just for tea don't you mate?

>american infrastructure


(please bring back this OG meme)

>yuropoors making fun of something the US doesn't care about because they are inferior and insecure

kek

Probably a stove kettle.

The only tea bagging I do is on your moms face.

He's clearly saying he has an electric kettle at his office. People here either use the stove or microwave because they are things they already have and real hot tea is drank like twice a year.

Go to the southeast (don't do this btw) and they drink tea cold with more sugar in it than a kilogram of candy and then wonder why they're obese.

You can still use those kettles though. You can get 240v out of our systems.

>tfw sticking the kettle on and having a cuppa

youtube.com/watch?v=Jyu7cIFZAQc

This confuses the third-worlder

I can't believe americans don't have kettles, this is as funny as when I found out british people have washing machines in their kitchens.

What is that, the World Cup you guys keep nattering on about?

I have an incessant need to deride Americans and their culture due to my debilitating inferiority complex. I type like a complete douche on a Micronesian spelunking forum to be as condescending as possible. Please fuck my stupid face. I'm from England.

Takes two minutes to use a conventional coffeemaker and 60 seconds to heat up a water on the range

no they don't. I refuse to believe this. No one would do that here

>british people have washing machines in their kitchens

kek

KEK

K - E - K

>trying to claim others are insecure by posting an insecure as fuck post

lol, better luck next time lad

what's wrong with the washing machine in the kitchen

looks like someone hasn't had his morning tea

This reads like you're saying the US is inferior and insecure.

That better be a trap.

Your food is supposed to go there.

I also do it when I cant be bothered to wait till water boils or I have little time desu.

>keeping washing chemicals around where you make food

having your dirty laundry near food is third world af

You really use the microwave to boil water?

>mfw an American put their food in the washing machine near me

yeah but Italy is third world so it's okay

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The rest of the field

>this confuses the brit

>be American
>get shot

dude im delirious right now ive been drunk for like 2 days. shocked I havent been banned yet desu honest wy you

It's not a meme. It's reality.
The guys who built our shit post wwii left a big note that said "REPLACE BY 1990 OR ELSE" b but now it's almost 2020 and no one has moved a muscle to replace or fix it because the military eats all of our federal money. If I earn a dollar, 30 cents goes to the federal government, and 20 of those cents goes to the military.

>microwaves in italy

Are you immigrant?

Is this the anti-American general?

Well alright, contributin'

He can't, lol. He doesn't have a kettle.

>be american

They almost all have coffee makers. If they need tea they have to boil the water in a saucepan or microwave it.

>guns are allowed
>kettles and kinder surprises are too dangerous

>estonia

lol what?

That's what gas stoves are for, Muhammed

>If they need tea they have to boil the water in a saucepan

Nobody does this, don't be retarded

Banter threads were the best, I miss old Sup Forums.

I use my keurig machine because it was given to me. Would use the microwave if I didn't have it. It's a proprietary kettle thing that they also sell cups to go with to make coffee, tea, but I just use it to heat water because the cups are expensive and limited in types and tea bags are fine.

>go to american food salesman
>demand cheese
>"here's ya tube fella"

name one year where 2/3 of the federal budget went to the military
you cant you grandstanding leftist faggot, get off my fucking lawn

>be the lowest in america
>be the fifth highest in oecd
damn

Just renewed the license, get them in lads. What you having?

Don't entertain soyboys.

Every year post 1970
What do I win

That's nice, do you have to have a license for that, too?

>Nobody does this

Seems
does, and on a gas stove which apparently disproved my post(??)

>I just use it to heat water because the cups are expensive and limited in types and tea bags are fine
Me too. Also I get boxes of free tea from work, so it's super cheap for me.

Truly

It's the price of freedom.

weeeeeew

probably Finns on vacation

Large Russian minority (like 1/3 of the population)

said no one ever

Yeah Boldrini also gives me 50€ per day

>be American
>want to make pasta
>have to wait half an hour to boil the water on the hob first

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