/bundes/liga - Tedesco Edition

Is Domenico Tedesco unironically an elite coach?

>Also:
Bremen vs Hannover (18:00 CET)

Will Bremen get their first win, now that Kohfeldt is in charge?

lame pic

>Is Domenico Tedesco unironically an elite coach?
yes

>Will Bremen get their first win, now that Kohfeldt is in charge?
no

>tfw Bosz made >schalke out of Dortmund
>tfw Tedesco made Dortmund out of >schalke

what a time to be alive

>bundes shareholders SEETHING
lmao wait until next weekend

trips confirm

all schalke games i watched were shit. no clue on how they keep winning.

>solid defence, shit offence

you can't lose if you don't let your opponent score

wait didn't you wait?

When was the last Revierderby when >schalke was ahead of Dortmund before the match?

*why

tim wiese is not relevant anymore, shit pic

Just wait until he end the Undertaker's streak at Wrestlemania

>this is what could've been
what a shame. But to be honest, I find Tedescos "you're going to get raped" smile kind of intriguing.

it helps that most teams in the bundesliga suck dick. i guess.

yes, especially dirtmund

>called Domenico Tedesco
>is actually tedesco

This is how the derby next week will go:

>Dortmund dominating
>waste a shitton of chances, especially Aubameyang
>>schalke parks the bus, occasionally comes forward
>shitty Dortmund defense lets >schalke score 2 times
>but Dortmund also manages to score 2 goals, the 2nd one within the last 15 minutes

so, yeah gonna be 2-2

maybe even a 1-2 win for >schalke, if Aubameyang has an exceptionally shitty day

Scusi?

Come on Bremen.

My Schein is on the line.

Does "tedesco" mean "German"?

I thought something alongside "Germano"

No wonder he integrated so well in our society, lel

mamma mia

Reminder that Schalke is the meme team of the year, just like Köln last year. The squad doesn't have any quality.

>you now realize Tedesco is only 32

Naldo is unironically older than his coach....

>The squad doesn't have any quality.
just like bvb

woah, so deep #respect

Damn

Nailsman is 29. Washed up old faggots like Veh and Frontzeck need to fuck off once and for all.

tedesco as bayern coach when?

in 2 years, after >Schalke won the triple

Heynckes is the by far oldest coach in the Bundesliga currently and it's working quite fine so far....

Pukki scored.
Brondby up by one goal to nil after almost 15 minutes.
>SonderjyskE 3 - 0 Kobenhavn
Lamao

Nobody gives a shit, you autist

Why don't you just make an own thread for your lego league?

luck and penalties
I think they are this year's Köln from last year

did heynckes' appointment make bayern better or dortmund worse?

uhoflig

>Alexander Zorniger and former Köln coach Ståle Solbakken are unrelated to German football
Okay

He made Buyern a bit better. Remember that their entire "crisis" was basically drawing twice in a row. I'm pretty sure Ancelotti would have won the league as well.

that's a lie

Having one VAR ref fixing matches in your favor also helps.

Thank you

fake news

no, it wasn't
ancelotti training session weren't good enough, he pissed off players like robben and hummels and and his "fitness coach" was a fat, old chain smoker

still enough to win the bundes. people who still refuse to see just how far the league has fallen back are delusional. without the national team germany would be netherlands-tier.

german football has really become a memefest

>dortmund always choking but somehow making top places in the table anyway
>bayern always dominating the league but choking hard in the CL
>hamburg always shitty in the last years but doesn't get relegated
>german teams completely choking in the EL for years

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

i dont think chocking is the right word. they are just bad. just compare the teams over the years. in my opinion not a single one has gotten better. bundesliga is in decline.

...

Bundesliga is in the same state the Serie A was a few years ago. We will be back, it just might take a while.

>win the Pokal
>sack the coach
>fall behind >schalke
uhmmmmm

IMO Dortmund and Bayern didn't get better, but almost everyone else has.
There are way less completely uninteresting games ('rumgebolze') in the Bundes than there were in the last years, most games are actually fun to watch.

>There are way less completely uninteresting games ('rumgebolze') in the Bundes than there were in the last years, most games are actually fun to watch.
really? i think quite the opposite. gladbach was a pleasure to watch under favre. schalke with raul, draxler, jurado and farfan wasnt bad either. hanover with young stindl, ya konan and to some asprect schlaudraf. wolfsburg with de brunye tearing everyone a new one. now im getting bored watching all of these teams.

Tim Wiese is always relevant

>I made a terrible mistake

>harnik

BUGGI :DDDDDDDD

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

tabelle is looking very good right now

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOT

I disagree, I think it's the opposite. It's completely random which team do well and which don't.

Based Bremen

60 minutes gone in Brondby.
Two goals from former Schalke 04 player Teemu Pukki, both assisted by former Hertha BSC player Hany Mukhtar.
Brondby is coached by former Leipzig and Stuttgart coach Alexander Zorniger and the squad features several other players of either German nationality or German footballing past.

In the time it took me to compose this post, Pukki scored another goal, assisted by future Bundesliga player Johan Larsson.

>bröndbywinslol

Bremen fan here

glad we are not as ultimately cucked as Köln, after all

>14. Hertha

I still don’t quite believe it.
The thing about having a three months long winter break is that the fall form has very little bearing on spring.

Ah good, a fellow “Bremaniac”
We will make it!

For me, it's still HSV

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

what the hell is going on in bremen?

Mukhtar has also scored now, as has Emiliano Marcondes.

lots of honking

and another one

a fucking kruse hatrick

we should be ready for glorious kruse dickpick

Yes and let’s hope that was his last!

>Tooor für Werder Bremen, 3:0 durch Max Kruse
>Ist das schon die Vorentscheidung?
what was meant by this

>german marketing

>Löw still won't call up Max Kruse

I have a nice Wurst for you right here

Bremen doubled their total shot goals today

*calls up Younes and Gnabry*

yes

Reminder that Kruse is the original /ourguy/

>Denmark can't get his video out of her head

>denmark likes 'em big

SLUT

Just met a customer who told me that we all should be thankful if Wurstl and Rolex go for Goretzka because the player stays in the league. These kind of people know no shame.

see

>not wanting to keep the /knaller/ in the league

FC Bayern honestly should be exempt from paying taxes.
It’s a charitable organisation for German football.
Without them, guys like Ulreich, Süle, Rusy, Gnabry etc. would be playing for irrelevant English shitters.

>pls gives me (you)s for my weak bait, guise!
>pls...?

>Hangover 69 collapsed
took them surprisingly long

meant for

>w-we are not as shit as Köln lads
wew

omg!! so much this!!1!

Yes

hhmmmm so apparently theres a team in the bolivian league that calls themselves "The Strongest"

based chumasteiger plays for them

they're still not the best forever

Its okay for men to drool over big tits, nice pussy and tight ass, but not for women to drool over some nice junk.
#endmisogyny
#its2017
#equality
#proud2beslutty

>supporting Guangzhou Evergrande
Lol did we travel back to 2015?