>Singles seating is this way sir
Singles seating is this way sir
is this a homage to the shining?
wtf?
..I..I don't understand...
>Sup Forums posters are so scared of social contact that "singles seating" is an actual meme
Yeah ok, I'm out. Later fuckers.
Hopefully not youre not out to the movies
>get some needle nose pliars
>break the chains on all the poop scissors in the bathroom and steal them
>come back a couple hours later after the film
>see this leaking into the hallway because the toilets can't handle people's monster turds
>poop scissors
Top fucking kek
That's a new one for me, as well. I've heard "poop cutter" before as in "That girl has a nice poop cutter", but not scissors.
They keep them chained to the wall by the toilets, you use them to chop up logs that you know are going to be a problem.
I usually use my falcon to cut the big ones.
This was a real thing in the early days of public toilets in America because they used really small pipes
I usually bring a claw along with the crab legs and save it to last just in case I need to go.
CLEAN
IT
UP
>poop scissors
Lel
>tfw the cinema mercury reservoir vats overflow AGAIN
>tfw the cinema's viral immunity detection systems fail and you have to take a yellow fever shot even though you took one last time you saw a movie
>another oil spill in the cinema ocean
why the fuck do they hire these 2 year community college idiots this is the 3rd time this week my pelicans keep dying ffs
No one will miss you, that's for sure.
>i see the new cape fag movie is in that theater
This might not be relevant but not sure what other thread I should post in: where can I buy theater carpeting, preferably not in bulk but hopefully at bulk prices? Is there a good factory outlet for that style of thin, colorful carpeting
Please respond
same place you buy the bird nests and guard towers user you dummy
did someone melt the T-1000?
Better than another stint in the popcorn mines.
jokes on you i don't leave the house except for a tendies run
Please it is urgent
clean it up, wagie
should I wipe down the cinema squat rack after using it?
anyone ever done a stint in the cinema gulag?