Attention users of Sup Forums. There will be, as you call it, a "happening" in exactly 2 hours and 37 minutes from now. This will be a major event taking place in the South China Sea. It will lead to a world war between the East and the West.
For citizens inside Japan; move away from dense urban areas as quickly as possible. Alert your loved ones to do the same.
For citizens of South Korea; move as far south-east as possible, North Korea will become highly dangerous throughout it's territory.
For citizens of the Americas; as with Japan, move away from dense urban areas as soon as possible, be sure to alert your loved ones.
Australia and the Oceanic region will most likely remain largely unaffected, but potential for invasion is always present.
Europe will be largely unaffected, initially. But it is best to take every precaution possible.
Several "Nuclear Options" in various nations will be used in this conflict. Be prepared and be safe.
This message has been premade, the specified time at the beginning of 2 hours and 37 minutes remains accurate.
I have my gas mask on, and bathtub filled. Whats next?
Justin Richardson
no one gives a shit about us famalam
Xavier Martinez
Love thy neighbor.
Tyler Diaz
Realistic scenario. I have thought about this situation the past few months but if the world was to take up arms again, it would be atleast 10 years from now.
Alexander Walker
Fallout 4 realist mode?
Liam Lopez
gr8 b8 m8.
this is one of my favorite images that you can pore over while you contemplate your decisiont.
Jayden Turner
200 years from now
Levi Davis
I was really looking forward to the new Ghostbusters movie...
Carson Cook
fugg wrong thread/board... All around fuckup
Lucas Davis
I've been waiting for you, Death, my old friend. Make it swift.
Ryan Edwards
Can I have your attention please..:
> TESTICLES
That is all.
Isaiah Ross
can you hurry it up,OP? ill probably be sleeping when it happens.
Christian Ortiz
Kek.
Austin Mitchell
Come on dont get my hopes up like that.. Whats the nature of the incident
Lucas Russell
This is some high-level shit posting Aussie.
Juan James
Nothing America can't handle
Kayden Stewart
Kek wills it
Isaiah Campbell
Finally!!! I've waiting to see a World War since last year
Nathan Sanders
It's fine. We get to see them kill each other
Jace Morris
>see flag
>snicker
James Brown
Have you been around the past 7 years? Obama and his leftist administration have disabled the effectiveness of our military. We're left to trust our rednecks and gun lovers if we're invaded.
Hunter Cruz
Wait guys I got one
Shut up... Meg
Isaiah Jones
>Australia and the Oceanic region will most likely remain largely unaffected, but potential for invasion is always present.
Damn feels bad desu senpai
Asher Sanchez
>1 post by this ID
Cool story bro Will we be facing off against godzilla, too? Keep me posted, senpai
Robert Fisher
There's an old chinese man He's going to fart He's been holding it in all his life
Dylan Evans
K.. Keep me posted
Luke Adams
>1 Post by this ID
Grayson Gomez
>Australia and the Oceanic region will most likely remain largely unaffected, but potential for invasion is always present.
of course you sly bastard
Joseph Thomas
What's it like to be such a loser that you make posts like this
Carter Diaz
Confusius say 'you full of shit'
Owen White
Pfft, I just spent 5 months sailing the South China Sea and there's nothing that could happen that would escalate to nukes so quickly that you'd have to post a warning on Sup Forums of all places. Not even the capture or sinking of an American sub.
Kayden Walker
My captcha was a fucking beat up street sign on the ground, should've ss'ed
Cooper Moore
Oh look, another Sup Forums-tier ITS HAPPENING where nothing at all is going to happen.
Connor Perez
Cant wait to kill some chinks
Connor Hill
>see flag
Luke Nguyen
>inb4 happening results in mass replies
Isaac Mitchell
>1 post by this ID
Nicholas Cruz
Man with smelly finger have itchy bum.
Andrew Parker
You better not be just shitposting
I've been waiting for a massive habbening for a long time. something to finally give meaning to my life
Cameron Anderson
You cucks couldn't understand war against a herd of emus, so cool.
Nathaniel Cook
Is this a wide band listening thread? If not, someone better alert the Aussies that their OTH has become sentient and is posting on anonymous image boards.
Austin Miller
Godspeed, and remember: kamikaze worked!
Robert Wilson
>notice flag
Kevin Ross
I saw a red stationary dot in the sky move slightly then drop a small green thing onto the ground...what the hell was that?
Juan Jenkins
>right on knock off Great, I've got a slab I can crack open for it.
Christopher Anderson
...
Nicholas Hill
Watching this thread
Wyatt Murphy
...
Asher Ortiz
Fuck, I don't want to call my parents and ask them to take guns with us into the middle of nowhere for no reason.
Jaxon Jackson
Glad to se straya still delivering top notch shitposting.
Hunter Brown
Hawaii fag here; my body is ready, muh gunz are ready.
Sebastian Nelson
HAPPENING CANCELLED.
Sorry about that guys
Andrew Harris
haha that webm, did he get deported after that?
Hunter Sullivan
Welp, time to brew some coffee, it's gonna be a long night.
Lucas Ramirez
What time is it where you guys are? Exactly 1:59 here
Dylan White
A shitpost from that flag, why oh my word I never expected such a thing
Jason Sanders
10 years from now America will be 250 years old. 250 years is the average age of empires throughout history.
Robert Kelly
...
Josiah White
>This message has been premade
top kek
Adam Martinez
a shame this is fake
I'd enjoy a happening
Liam Hernandez
post yfw its actually happening
Robert Rogers
American empire will last at least 35 years past that.
Jaxon Wood
Include me in the screenshot if this turns out to be real
Aiden Lopez
Neato
Henry Turner
>inb4 gets invaded by japs nvm it already happened kek.
Carson Harris
I'm gonna get prepared just in case.
Levi Ward
No Chicago. That lists bs m8
Oliver Phillips
what about India
Brandon Perry
>75 replies >1 post by this ID >Aus
Mason Lee
Fuck off Australia I was just about to sleep Now I don't think I can anymore
Cooper Taylor
total brownout
Ian Garcia
You've been playing to much Fallout, nerd.
Jason Reyes
Well Aussie it was nice knowing you. Seeing how incredibly unprepared you are to face off with China and will be sucking Uncle Sam's cock for help but you won't get it because Obama won't "put boots on the ground"
Jason Brown
>implying America is average AMERICA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN
Ayden Stewart
kek
Nicholas Turner
Somehow liberals will blame the end of the world on racism and white privilege
Gabriel Gray
dont worry lads anzacs will repopulate the world
Matthew Taylor
...
Benjamin Peterson
america hasn't been an empire for 240 years even... maybe about fucking 70. kill yourself
Christian Morgan
huh
Jose Lewis
I'm in Tokyo.
Going to turn on an episode of Jojo and wait for the nukes.
