I feel so bad for Kate Upton every time I see her interviewed. She's clearly not a very intelligent girl...

I feel so bad for Kate Upton every time I see her interviewed. She's clearly not a very intelligent girl. Just let her show her tits, you don't have to make her talk and humiliate herself.

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>A Talking Fridge?!

It's almost as if they're trying to give her a personality instead of being generic bimbo model #3000.
Fuck off OP.

looks better with clothes on

Well they fail. She always comes across as a generic bimbo.

Rich, hot, and has it made for the rest of her life. Oh yeah I feel SO bad for that bitch.

Pretty sure most models are like this. When everyone treats you special because of how you look, there's no need for you to develop a personality.

t. Ugly virgin

t.toasted roastie

post the interview pls

youtube.com/watch?v=109d4CZeBlI

Her and Verlander live right by me, see them at the bar occasionally. They are both nice actually.

Charlotte > Kate

Unironically this

She, Jen Lawrence and Vanessa Hudgens are probably the only ones who had nudes leak that I jerked it to.

Kate is great

That's how a feel about Colbert, but instead of showing tits he just acts like a flaming faggot.

hnnnnnnnnggggggggggg

Her SI shoot this year was one of the best

> this whale is a 10/10 in America

Agreed. It's only behind her 2014 shoot IMO. My favorite one this year was Barbara's, though.

She's pretty hot. Such a stupid whore though.

>Such a stupid whore though.
You say that like it's a bad thing

>My favorite one this year was Barbara's, though.
Definitely the best of the lot

Remember when she tried to start an acting career?

>A Talking Fridge?!
>Criticism coming from a site full of talking trash bags full of shaving cream.

Oh, the ironing.

>Remember when she tried to start an acting career?
Yes I do

I remember she shot this movie with Mammario but it never came out, what happened? Shit would've been like Udder Insanity

kate was the best result from the fappening

>doesnt even do topless despite everyone already seeing her tits

how is she still getting work?

What does he interview her about?

>So Kate, how have your tits been lately? I saw your tits in this magazine? What it like getting rich and famous for having big tits? Would you like to show the audience your tits? Also, what's your opinion on Donald Trump? Isn't he awful? Say yes. Good. Now let's get back to your tits. Were you born with big tits or did they get bigger over time?

Kek

>Also, what's your opinion on Donald Trump?

Lost it. I'm surprised he didn't do that. He probably knows she's such an airhead and he didn't want to risk her saying something like "I think we should support our president".

She had it made before she worked a day. Her family is rich as fuck.

Kate for President

what would her job be if she didn't have tits?

I would insert my erect penis into her vaginal canal while she was ovulating and release ejaculate, if you know what I mean.

Sounds like we got a college boy here

who the fuck keeps track of specific modeling shoots?

>he's a tits guy

FATT

she's probably been told how intelligent she was her whole life.

>He thinks you need to choose

>Kate Upton will never brrraaaaaapppp on your face

Justin Verlander is a lucky man.

Fuck off Lisa, you're just jelly you got none

I do.

This is entirely true. Have you ever been on a dating site? Girls NEVER advertise reasons to date them, it's always just some generic hobbies and a laundry list of requirements from you. They know their vaginas give them immense social power, they just won't admit it because if they do then they lose that power. If you were in their position, you'd do the same.

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nigga is living the life

Powergirl movie when?

>people are being paid to do this

There's also the people who brush the sand off Barbara Palvin's ass

Jesus Christ

>what happened?

Supposedly, it's getting a limited theatrical release followed by a release on HBO... I'm REALLY rooting for a little more Daddario titty... however much of a longshot it might be.

We've gotten this still from it. Good sign.

dedicated waifufags

get fucked, normie

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Boob-off girl, you and me

Abigal Spencer's leaks were the best. Absolute kino

can someone give me a run down

she clearly has tv talent as evidenced by this post

Fuck... Those tits... That milk white skin. Sexy as hell.

post more of this 10/10 please

I can't fucking wait for that movie to finally come out. It'll be pure undultered hugetittieskino

you're a fridge huh

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I gotcha senpai

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No, I'm a dude who's had relationships and multiple sex partners in my life. I don't have this irrational anger thing going on.

A CUTE!

>round tits visible from behind
>blue eyes
how is she so perfect

holy moly

I have a movie plot for Kate Upton

She's at a restaurant with her boyfriend when some tiny itty bitty tittied lesbo eavesdrops in on her conversation and makes remarks about her intelligence to her respective date. Kate overhears these remarks and is humiliated so when they stumble upon the lesbian in the side alley afterwards she goads her boyfriend into kidnapping the little bitch and taking her back to their place. It's there that she is repeatedly raped by the boyfriend, and her size and stature are mocked by Kate and her nipples and clit pinched, her face spat on and slapped, her neck occasionally throttled. She's kept there, raped mostly by the boyfriend but occasionally by Kate, and humiliated verbally by Kate alone, with remarks mostly questioning her femininity on account of the size of her small breasts and short hair and stature. Kate comes to realise she has more sexual pleasure with her little sex pet than she ever did with her boyfriend so she ditches him and keeps the little lady all for herself and she lives happily ever after.

There's a sequel opportunity where the tables are turned but I haven't thought about that too much yet.

I'm actually impressed, you're like Alan Rickman's character in Sweeney Todd

>you're like Alan Rickman's character in Sweeney Todd

That whole story seems like Sup Forums kino. It's all about men in various states of loathing, depression and obsession... Pretty great music too... Anyway, more Daddario titties, please.

I feel like i've seen a porno with this plot somewhere

i'm literally crying for her

my nigga

She's 24, turning 25 this year. I wonder just how much she thinks about showing her fully naked breasts. Yeah, they've been seen in the Fappening, but it's not the same. I'm sure there are movie studios throwing tons of money at her to show her tits. I'm sure she'll do it eventually, but I gotta wonder when.

She can do it now, but then either she'll have to do nothing but topless modeling moving forward, or just stop modeling. She can wait ten years, but she won't get paid nearly as much as now.

Yeah, but we had to look at Verlander's ass.

Poor girl has such a hard life. If only OP could somehow help her.

I don't see why she ever would. She's got tens of millions of dollars in the bank and her husband is making about $30 million per year. At this point she's just posing in swimsuits for fun.

That's the problem with these models who marry mega-rich dudes. They lose all that desperation.

Oh yeah, I forgot she had a husband.

She's already done a topless shoot you guys. Nipples and all

sucking my cock

Damn... Colbert really ran circles around the poor dumb bitch.

I wonder what those NIPS look like

Feel like the fappening was a net positive for the both of them, really. Upton got to prove that her tits really are that fantastic, and Verlander got incontrovertible proof that he was banging Kate Upton.

>mocking a person for their purity
unless that sex is in marriage bub, you are way out of line.

Best thread

Where can I apply to be a boob fluffer?

You have to get lots of practice first

>talking trash bags full of shaving cream.

I like that, I'm using that in the future for something unrelated without crediting you

NYC or Detroit?

What did she mean by this?

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You have to go back

Wait, so you're a male feminist? I mean who else would defend the honor of some famous slut on the internet?

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She couldn't have the courtesy to bleach her asshole? Jesus CHRIST fucking gross...